my NEW RIDE .. fucking sick .. will blow all your hotrods out of the water ..!! - GoFuckYourself.com

jakethedog · 08-31-2008, 10:28 PM

I Just got sick and fucking tired of everyone posting their "sick rides" so I did it .. I went out and fucking did it ..
My wife is furious ..

The kids are the only ones happy here .. even my mother is not to happy .. but I just did it ...

Fuck the savings and future school shit for the kids ... dammit .. and by the time I get this thing "dialed in" they'll be to old for fucking school anyway .. lol ..

man I am excited ... !!!!

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baddog · 08-31-2008, 10:29 PM

Can you do wheelies yet?

jakethedog · 08-31-2008, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Can you do wheelies yet?

we'll see .. when my ass heals up a bit .. we'll see ..

munki · 08-31-2008, 10:31 PM

I want to see you go vert...

loster · 08-31-2008, 10:31 PM

I've actually thought about getting one of those before. Maybe I will now. I joked at a bike shop the other day that I was looking for a "Downhill mountain unicycle"..and the guy looked at me funny. Then he said he knows a guy that does that, rides a unicycle through trails in the mountains. Wild.

marketsmart · 08-31-2008, 10:33 PM

i would have lent you the money so you could buy the whole bike...

you just had to ask...

jakethedog · 08-31-2008, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loster

I've actually thought about getting one of those before. Maybe I will now. I joked at a bike shop the other day that I was looking for a "Downhill mountain unicycle"..and the guy looked at me funny. Then he said he knows a guy that does that, rides a unicycle through trails in the mountains. Wild.

Theres a dude here in Vancouver .. on the north shore .. he is all over youtube .. downhill mountain unicycle maniac .. just amazing .. I am sooo far from that stage yet .. lmao

Spunky · 08-31-2008, 10:35 PM

Don't drink and drive

Bojangles · 08-31-2008, 10:36 PM

That's awesome.

tony286 · 08-31-2008, 10:36 PM

Am I missing the picture?

fatfoo · 08-31-2008, 10:37 PM

ha ha ha......

After Shock Media · 08-31-2008, 10:38 PM

Please tell me you kept the normal seat and did not go for the dildo attachment instead.

gimo33 · 08-31-2008, 10:40 PM

How fast does it go?

D Ghost · 08-31-2008, 10:45 PM

oooh yeah

tranza · 09-01-2008, 08:37 AM

How fast can you get on that?

MBS Auto · 09-01-2008, 08:38 AM

Sweet... now you need some clown makeup LMAO

Manowar · 09-01-2008, 08:38 AM

that must require no fear

Sid70 · 09-01-2008, 08:45 AM

love it, now we have an ass clown here

kidding, looks cool, bro.

pornguy · 09-01-2008, 08:45 AM

Buy a boxing mouth guard...

PervertInPueblaMexico · 09-01-2008, 08:53 AM

You have got some balls... I just look at that thing and imagine one of two things happening.. Either cracking the back of my skull open or losing all of my teeth... Be careful man!

CaptainHowdy · 09-01-2008, 10:08 AM

Good for the prostate as well ...

jakethedog · 09-01-2008, 10:13 AM

for all those who are worried about me cracking my skull open and having all that nice jelly pour out .. you might notice the thick, rich, full .. uncut green grass below my extra large padded ass ... there will be snow on the ground here before I have the guts to actually use this thing on the pavement ..

halfpint · 09-01-2008, 10:56 AM

Very economical way of geting around

Shagbunny · 09-01-2008, 10:58 AM

extreme sports

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 11:40 AM

lmao... nice toy..

DaddyHalbucks · 09-01-2008, 11:49 AM

It gets good gas mileage too.

munki · 09-01-2008, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

It gets good gas mileage too.

Deej · 09-01-2008, 12:03 PM

right on man! i dont think id have the balance for it... never tried though.

bbm · 09-01-2008, 12:35 PM

Wow, funny ride!

08-31-2008, 10:28 PM	#1
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