Breaking News Vp Sarah Palin's 17 Y/o Daughter Is Knocked Up - GoFuckYourself.com

SoloGirlsContent · 09-01-2008, 09:15 AM

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archi...1/1318541.aspx

From NBC's Mark Murray
Reuters: "The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant, Palin said Monday in an announcement intended to knock down rumors by liberal bloggers that Palin faked her own pregnancy to cover up for her child.

Bristol Palin, one of Alaska Gov. Palin's five children with her husband, Todd, is about five months pregnant and is going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released by the campaign of Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

Bristol Palin made the decision on her own to keep the baby, McCain aides said. 'We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our heart and mean everything to us,' the Palins' statement said. 'Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support,' the Palins said."

Socks · 09-01-2008, 09:17 AM

That family breeds like fucking rabbits!!!

pr0 · 09-01-2008, 09:17 AM

holy shit! rofl

crockett · 09-01-2008, 09:19 AM

lol no way is this real, that's fucking some funny shit right there if true. McCain is likely going to be shitting bricks.

Manowar · 09-01-2008, 09:19 AM

it's all going on with that family, kids everywhere

rhcp011235 · 09-01-2008, 09:20 AM

who cares really. God knows how many 'kids' get knocked up before 17. *shrug*

Just my two cents.

Malicious Biz · 09-01-2008, 09:21 AM

when this bitch says they are pro-life.. they god damn mean it.. lolol

Compdoctor · 09-01-2008, 09:23 AM

so fucken what?

ADL Colin · 09-01-2008, 09:24 AM

They sure timed the announcement right. 24 hour news coverage of Gustav. hours after the eye comes on shore and with pictures of a levee being overtopped.

crockett · 09-01-2008, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by rhcp011235

who cares really. God knows how many 'kids' get knocked up before 17. *shrug*

Just my two cents.

Oh it matters.. This women is a right wing religious nut job. The type that wants 'intelligent design" taught in school and blabs about no sex before marriage along with pushing her morals. Now we find out her 17 year old un-wed daughter is prego..

Well that's some funny fucking news and just screams how hypocritical the Religious Right are.

tony286 · 09-01-2008, 09:27 AM

Oh what a great example for the youth of america.

qxm · 09-01-2008, 09:29 AM

This whole Palin ticket is slowly but surely blowing up in McCain's face...

Gouge · 09-01-2008, 09:32 AM

Poor David Kos, this destroys his conspiracy theory...better luck next time Commie.

crockett · 09-01-2008, 09:37 AM

News article on it..

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26496189/

mikeyddddd · 09-01-2008, 09:37 AM

At the end of the article:

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Originally Posted by MSNBC

McCain officials said the news of the daughter's pregnancy was being released to rebut what one aide called "mud-slinging and lies" circulating on liberal blog sites.

According to these rumors, Sarah Palin had faked a pregnancy and pretended to have given birth in May to her fifth child, a son named Trig who has Down syndrome. The rumor was that Trig was actually Bristol Palin's child and that Sarah Palin was the grandmother.

A senior McCain campaign official said the McCain camp was appalled that these rumors had not only been spread around liberal blog sites and partisan Democrats, but also were the subject of heightened interest from mainstream news media.

"The despicable rumors that have been spread by liberal blogs, some even with Barack Obama's name in them, is a real anchor around the Democratic ticket, pulling them down in the mud in a way that certainly juxtaposes themselves against their 'campaign of change,"' a senior aide said.

So the "despicable rumors" were only 50% correct?

And why deflect attention to Obama? I'm sure McCain's name was in the blogs, too.

tony286 · 09-01-2008, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

At the end of the article:

So the "despicable rumors" were only 50% correct?

And why deflect attention to Obama? I'm sure McCain's name was in the blogs, too.

Because they are scumbags

Socks · 09-01-2008, 09:40 AM

I wonder if McCain is that cheerful, smiling, coolcat he's been lately when he gets to talk at the person who convinced him to pick her as VP...

I bet the conversation went something like...

"It's okay Dave, you did your best. That's all I can ask of you."

Somehow I can see a lot of finger pointing, chest poking, and flying 70 year old spittle.

brassmonkey · 09-01-2008, 09:40 AM

hmm if she cant run her household she doesnt belong in the whitehouse

shes at work and her daughter is out trying to make bastard children or maybe they will get married lol

Gouge · 09-01-2008, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Gouge

Poor David Kos, this destroys his conspiracy theory...better luck next time Commie.

Sosa · 09-01-2008, 09:41 AM

whoop de doo

ninavain · 09-01-2008, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Gouge

Poor David Kos, this destroys his conspiracy theory...better luck next time Commie.

NOT REALLY. 5 months preggo means she could've had a slip up 3 weeks after the birth of the 1st baby ( april 18th). It is very possible and probably MORE possible, since a woman is much much more fertile after she's had the baby. The 1st 4-9weeks after birth is very fertile. This is VERY likely.
PLUS "family Values" is OUT the window, since the girl is NOT married.

stickyfingerz · 09-01-2008, 09:43 AM

Sorry but that will endear this family to the public. So much for the super secret pregnancy and coverup. lmao. The girl is 17, she is FAR from a minority in this happening, and she is marrying the father.

McCain knew about this, so Im pretty sure they let the fever of all the lefty bloggers get going enough to look stupid then knocked the wind out of their sails.

stickyfingerz · 09-01-2008, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ninavain

NOT REALLY. 5 months preggo means she could've had a slip up 3 weeks after the birth of the 1st baby ( april 18th). It is very possible and probably MORE possible, since a woman is much much more fertile after she's had the baby. The 1st 4-9weeks after birth is very fertile. This is VERY likely.
PLUS "family Values" is OUT the window, since the girl is NOT married.

Oh Jesus Christ...

BlackCrayon · 09-01-2008, 09:47 AM

Gotta suck for her, to have to get married to the dude largely because your mom is running for VP of your nation.

PornHero · 09-01-2008, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Gouge

Poor David Kos, this destroys his conspiracy theory...better luck next time Commie.

well the theory survived a purpose - it forced the conniving bastards to announce the 17 yearold's pregnancy before they wanted to.

... and the plot thickens... and it still hasn't been a full business day since Palin has been announced

BlackCrayon · 09-01-2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Sorry but that will endear this family to the public. So much for the super secret pregnancy and coverup. lmao. The girl is 17, she is FAR from a minority in this happening, and she is marrying the father.

McCain knew about this, so Im pretty sure they let the fever of all the lefty bloggers get going enough to look stupid then knocked the wind out of their sails.

lol, you would find a way to flip anything into a positive regarding the repubs.

mikeyddddd · 09-01-2008, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MSNBC

Here's a statement the McCain camp released from Todd and Sarah Palin, which is identical to the quote in the Reuters story:

...We ask the media to respect our daughter and Levi's privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates."

Do they mean like this?

"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.?
? Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998

brassmonkey · 09-01-2008, 09:49 AM

well we'll see if they drop in points after this i can see the obama videos a pregnant girl crying but u cant see her face where is her mother

Gouge · 09-01-2008, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ninavain

NOT REALLY. 5 months preggo means she could've had a slip up 3 weeks after the birth of the 1st baby ( april 18th). It is very possible and probably MORE possible, since a woman is much much more fertile after she's had the baby. The 1st 4-9weeks after birth is very fertile. This is VERY likely.
PLUS "family Values" is OUT the window, since the girl is NOT married.

Whatever drugs your on send me some.

Gouge · 09-01-2008, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

lol, you would find a way to flip anything into a positive regarding the repubs.

And you will do the same for the Libs, so its a Zero Sum Game.

stickyfingerz · 09-01-2008, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

Do they mean like this?

"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.?
? Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998

Sorry but that is super funny if he really said that. Really funny. lol

mikeyddddd · 09-01-2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Sorry but that is super funny if he really said that. Really funny. lol

It is funny. Tasteless, but funny.

McCain-Palin have no right to request privacy when the Maverick thinks it's okay to joke about someone else's kid.

MrPinks · 09-01-2008, 10:02 AM

What I want to know is, was she 17 or 16, 5 months ago, and how old is this guy Levi? So religious yet this kind of shit going on. Give me a break. She can't even keep her daughters under control yet se wants to help run this country?

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

when this bitch says they are pro-life.. they god damn mean it.. lolol

SL|M! · 09-01-2008, 10:06 AM

shes gonna marry the father..lol

DaddyHalbucks · 09-01-2008, 10:07 AM

Seems like a good day to release it.

;)

EmpireAutopilot · 09-01-2008, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Gouge

Poor David Kos, this destroys his conspiracy theory...better luck next time Commie.

This is what investigative journalism does sir. It provided a theory and people look into shit till they get to the truth.

Oh and IT'S NOT KOS THAT WRITES THE SHIT ON HIS SITE YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

Drake · 09-01-2008, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

The girl is 17, she is FAR from a minority in this happening, and she is marrying the father.

Most 16 and 17 year olds get pregnant and have children out of wedlock? It's a sizable minority but it's still a minority. Probably more common among poor girls from non-religious zealot single parent households too.

brassmonkey · 09-01-2008, 10:11 AM

shes still a child she will be under 18 with a baby not even out of high school what a shame

SoloGirlsContent · 09-01-2008, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Oh Jesus Christ...

ask my grandmother with 9 kids ( all a year apart from each) Sticky, you are blind as a fucking bat if you don't think is about to explode in McCain's face.. Rumors are rubbling that he may PULL her ass from the ticket.. then what do you say?? Old fucker can't make a good choice anymore. Man I'm sure you a cool guy, but you're a fucking fool ( tool) this time.

Sure kids get knocked up, but very few have " HOLY THAN THOU" mothers of the right-wing nut sack
Family Values are OUT the window.. If she knew her horny slut daughter was preggo months ago . WHY oh WHY is SHE NOT MARRIED NOW!!!!?????

Hypocritical religious asswipes... Say it with me bro..nice and slow

P R E S I D E N T O B A M A

EmpireAutopilot · 09-01-2008, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Sorry but that is super funny if he really said that. Really funny. lol

He also made jokes about rape, something about women should enjoy it.

Seriously dude, you are either a troll or a severely ignorant POS. When you forgive every single thing a Republican does all the while calling Democratic followers (after the last 8 years much less) retarded you have issues.

Deej · 09-01-2008, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

That family breeds like fucking rabbits!!!

its COLD up there

Monique Niccole · 09-01-2008, 10:14 AM

I guess now we see how Palin's opposition to sex education programs is working out for her.

Owner · 09-01-2008, 10:14 AM

What else is there for her to do in Alaska?

SoloGirlsContent · 09-01-2008, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Seems like a good day to release it.

;)

yep in the middle of the storm, but after the wind blows, this story is gonna have MAJOR legs, since no one can understand WHY he picked her ( except the obvious) Hell even YOU can't say she's the BEST pick for VP

baddog · 09-01-2008, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Oh it matters.. This women is a right wing religious nut job. The type that wants 'intelligent design" taught in school and blabs about no sex before marriage along with pushing her morals. Now we find out her 17 year old un-wed daughter is prego..

Well that's some funny fucking news and just screams how hypocritical the Religious Right are.

Really? So, I guess we can presume that your parents sling porn? You have the same beliefs and lifestyle as your parents?

selena · 09-01-2008, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Sorry but that is super funny if he really said that. Really funny. lol

In 1998, wouldn't Chelsea have been a minor child?

I don't find the comment funny even if she was an adult, but c'mon, Sticky.

What is the character of a grown man who in a public speech makes fun of the looks of a minor child?

baddog · 09-01-2008, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ninavain

NOT REALLY. 5 months preggo means she could've had a slip up 3 weeks after the birth of the 1st baby ( april 18th). It is very possible and probably MORE possible, since a woman is much much more fertile after she's had the baby. The 1st 4-9weeks after birth is very fertile. This is VERY likely.
PLUS "family Values" is OUT the window, since the girl is NOT married.

For a chick, you sure are stupid.

crockett · 09-01-2008, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Really? So, I guess we can presume that your parents sling porn? You have the same beliefs and lifestyle as your parents?

I'm over 18 and live my own life.. Their daughter is a minor and was likely 16 when she got pregnant. That means bad parenting skills from someone who preaches about family values and morality.

LadyMischief · 09-01-2008, 10:20 AM

Absolutely hilarious.

mikeyddddd · 09-01-2008, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by EmpireAutopilot

He also made jokes about rape, something about women should enjoy it.

McCain didn't make the joke.

Clayton Williams made the joke when running for governor of Texas against Ann Richards. He compared rape to bad weather by saying "If it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it".

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