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09-02-2008, 07:28 PM
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My friends mom told me "i look like i have a big cock" but i do not own any chickens?
What is she talking about when she told me "you look like you have a big cock"?
 i do not own any chickens. so i do not know what she means. |
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09-02-2008, 07:29 PM
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lmao... Instant classic...
Fuck you metaman...  |
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09-02-2008, 07:32 PM
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I'm designing a new web 2.0 layout for my tube site. It's Meta-Man inspired!
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09-02-2008, 07:34 PM
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 this is her on the left, last week she sent me pics of her naked so i figured she was low on cash and was trying to show me she needed new clothes to cover up in. so being the nice guy i am i bought her some new clothing items to get her through tough times. she always tells me "i am always looking for a nice big man like you, one that can handle me, teach me new things" but i have never worked a single day in any kind of school so i am not to sure what she means. then now she tells me "i look like i have a big cock" but i own no chickens so i am very confused with it all. |
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09-02-2008, 07:54 PM
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Get her a bucket of chicken from KFC and tell her you no longer have a big cock.
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09-02-2008, 07:55 PM
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It musta been the overalls and smell of chicken house ammonia that confused her. Honest mistake.
j/k  Lay the pipe to that bish! |
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09-02-2008, 07:56 PM
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09-02-2008, 07:57 PM
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fuck you have no idea how fresh i am. everytime i walk by a set of girls they turn the fuck around wondering where that amazing smell comes from. 99% of the time i dont have to say shit, they smell me, see my blue eyes, see my height, see my muscles and good looks and the next thing you know they are seeing my big cock going in and out of their pussy. |
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09-02-2008, 07:57 PM
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She's trying to tell you your a chickenshit...
Too bad English isn't her first language. You'll get over her.
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09-02-2008, 07:57 PM
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MetaMan smile for the camera!
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09-02-2008, 07:59 PM
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chicks are fucked like that when you dont really care they want you o so bad, and i dont really care i want that fresh dime piece pussy and thats all, i dont want your life story or nada. check your girl dude ever wonder why her pussy feels looser? blame me but dont hate me.  |
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09-02-2008, 08:00 PM
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i fucked all three of those whores...
the mom loves atm double creampies...  |
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09-02-2008, 08:02 PM
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it used to be first come first serve but id be tapping that pussy all night id forget who was next in line. |
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09-02-2008, 08:08 PM
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this thread rocks.
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09-02-2008, 09:46 PM
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Was it a compliment? or a double meaning statement? Nahhh, maybe she likes you or just ask her.
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09-02-2008, 09:46 PM
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She is hinting you for a bucket of fried chicken... or sex.
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09-03-2008, 01:19 AM
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09-03-2008, 04:19 AM
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She want you to show her your cock, she is pervert
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09-03-2008, 04:39 AM
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09-03-2008, 05:59 AM
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hahaha, nice one!
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09-03-2008, 09:13 AM
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i am not to sure where this woman gets off trying to break my religious views.  |
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