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Winners from the Sexpolis Sunset Strip Awards
I want to thank everyone who made it out to the iPorn Sexopolis Sunset Strip Awards. We had a capacity crowd, which is pretty damn good for a Sunday night with only a week of promotion. Bear in mind that this whole thing started out as an idea Rick Shameless and I had while we were driving around Porn Valley, and is a joke!
Special Thanks go out to Kenzi Marie and Anita Blue. Any time you cum twice at party, it's a real PARTY! Biggest Cum Guzzler Anita Blue Best Boner of the Year Vivid for letting Kayden Kross out of her contract Puffiest Nipples Claire Dames Prettiest Penis O'Bannon Sweetest Ass Kenzi Marie Blogger of the Year DCypher Best Bimbo Brittney & Whitney Stevens Fluffer of the year Naomi Cruise Craziest Cash Program OCCash.com Blogger of the Year (talent) Christian XXX Biggest Pussy Lips Anita Blue Best Dimples Sophie Dee Most Crooked Cock Rick "The Banana" Shameless Weakest Load Nick Manning Site you can’t live without 2Girls1Cup.com Director Most Likely to sleep with talent off camera Tee Real Most likely to fuck the crew Dirty Deena Daniels "New Age" Suitcase Pimp of the Year Lee Bang Most likely to deny they were in the adult business Everyone @ Adult Vest Best O Face Kylee Reece Least likely to get laid off camera Rev Sand Casting Couch of the Year The Couch at Multimedia used by Johnny Thrust Most likely to make it as a mainstream actress Tony Batman Most overhyped starlet Jeena Jameson Paysite of the Year CrackWhoreConfessions.com VOD site of the Year AEBN.net Golden Throat Award Monica Mayhem Best sex kitten Satine Phoenix Best British booty Sophie Dee Best load dropping Nick Manning Best Character actor in porn James Bartholet Best Couples Scene AKA most Romantic Moment in Porn "Little Runaway 2" - The 60 man gang bang in the bus with Desire Moore directed by Jim Powers Most Pessimistic Person in the industry Gia Jordan Tighest Pussy in Porn Tie Ami Emerson and Audrianna Angel Most Liklely to Fail a Drug Test Jimmy Mofo Most Likley to get kicked out of their own party Porno Dan Leal
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![]() Sorry I wasn't able to make it there Dan, looks like I missed out.
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congrats to the winner, haha, Dan I can actually see you getting kicked out of your own party, but then again, i can also that happening to myself as well.
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Can someone please find me a different Claire Dames model. Every one I can find does not even have puffy nipples let alone the best.
If it is the same model I keep finding then I feel terrible for this damn business or at least whoever nominated let alone awarded this prize. How can people not know what the hell is and is not a set of puffy nipples?
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It's coming look busy
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Makes no sense unless the entire list is a lets reverse it list. So and so with most crooked penis has one as straight as an arrow etc.
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I guess you have to know her. She brags about her puffy pussy.
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I want to thank Dan for my award. This is what happens when you are out of town and your friend has a awards show. I start getting texts this afternoon, mainly the one that sticks out is Gia Jordan say and I quote "So, I heard you have a crooked cock." AWESOME! I can add another thing to my resume (lol) Wish I would of been there.
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![]() The good news is this one was such a success we will be doing another one at a bigger venue.
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Yea.. I would like to thank Dan for my award... ASSHOLE... HAHAHA....
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Hell you might even be able to use it to your advantage, by telling all the porn girls that you won, because you are so picky and have such high standards.
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Lollllllllll!
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HAHAHA... Yea I know ya did... ![]()
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congratz to everone who won
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