Have you ever confused a fat woman with a pregnant one? - GoFuckYourself.com

emjay · 09-23-2008, 12:04 PM

My wife did by accident at a party a few weeks back. They were chatting about kids, she mentioned that she had two, upon which my wife enquired as to when the third was due

They laughed it off, but for a moment it was sooooo embarassing...

Ever had something similar happen?

sortie · 09-23-2008, 12:07 PM

Nope, I let them tell me they are pregnant and don't assume otherwise.

Lycanthrope · 09-23-2008, 12:09 PM

Yep asked this younger chick (25 ish) a couple of years ago when she was due.

"I'M NOT PREGNANT ASSHOLE".

Thing is... her body was normal everywhere except her belly... she LOOKED pregnant... must be some serious beer belly or mal-nourished bloating.

Ah well.

Pleasurepays · 09-23-2008, 12:11 PM

i was in a mountain bike store in Anchorage Alaska looking at bikes a long time ago and there was a salesman helping this woman... she made some remark like "i'm not sure that i can ride it a lot right now" or something and the salesman never skipped a beat and just started babbling "yeah, it looks like you're due soon, what a great thing it is to be a mother, i can't wait to have kids blah blah blah"

he slowed his talking to a stop when the look on her face turned angry... then stopped and she said in a low, angry tone ... "i'm not pregnant"

i know its mean.. but i busted out laughing. the look on both their faces was priceless.. the salesman was so stunned he couldn't even pull it together to apologize.

funny how people can get so completely pissed about totally honest accidents where no harm was intended.

OG LennyT · 09-23-2008, 12:15 PM

I don't assume something like that....

czarina · 09-23-2008, 12:20 PM

when I first gave birth, I had a big tummy for the first 2 months or so. And a friend's daughter, who's about 6 years old asked me when the baby was going to be born.

Yep, I wanted to spank her! Needless to say, my diet began that same night!

tranza · 09-23-2008, 12:23 PM

Nope, and I'd never ask that question.

Oracle Porn · 09-23-2008, 12:27 PM

yes i asked a friend wife if she was pregnant again (just a few weeks ago)...that was emberessing lol.

DefaultMan · 09-23-2008, 12:28 PM

I asked my friends mom that once, not knowing that she was on some kind of medication for her thyroid or something. She was very nice about it but I felt like an asshole.

emjay · 09-23-2008, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza

Nope, and I'd never ask that question.

very wise tranza :-)

Snake Doctor · 09-23-2008, 12:58 PM

WHAT BABY!!?!?!?!?!

Adult Insider Dave · 09-23-2008, 01:00 PM

I have learned over the years to just never fuckin say anything lol. One time i ran into a friend that i knew was pregnant for quite some time and I asked her when she was due. Her response was that she had the baby 3 weeks prior. Well i felt like a total jack ass lol. Just keep ur mouth shut lol

And this fucking wildcamcash banner almost made me not get this post done wtf.

BradM · 09-23-2008, 01:04 PM

I do it every chance I get.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 09-23-2008, 01:06 PM

yea i have had that happen before, its embarrassing, even more embarrassing when your sitting at a Waffle House late one night and have a sweater on your lap and the waitress pokes at it with a corner of a menu and asks when IM due.....

RuthB · 09-23-2008, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

I do it every chance I get.

oh man that made me laugh

stickyfingerz · 09-23-2008, 01:13 PM

When ever my wife was preggo I used to fuck with people all the time. Anytime they asked when she was due I would say huh? She isn't pregnant. Then just wait during the awkward silence. Once their face was good and flush with embarrassment I would say Im just kidding she is x # of months along and laugh.

Bex · 09-23-2008, 01:25 PM

Yup. With sexy results.

Manowar · 09-23-2008, 01:32 PM

wow, that sounds brutal

mental note never to ask

WhiplashDug · 09-23-2008, 01:34 PM

LOL... who hasn't?? But.. why say anything to begin with?

sweetredhead · 09-23-2008, 01:36 PM

Oh thats happened to me very very embarrassing

Vicious_B · 09-23-2008, 02:56 PM

I worked with a girl for years that got asked that at least once a month. You think it might have been a motivator but wasnt. She used to get all mad and hurt when they would say that to her but thats where she carried all her weight. She spent years looking like she was 7 months along

Porno Dan · 09-23-2008, 03:08 PM

I was at South Moon Under, and told the sales girl I knew congratulations.

She asked for what, and I started trying to back peddle. She didn't like me after that.

ExLust · 09-23-2008, 06:45 PM

I really hesitant to ask such question. I hate getting bruised.

Kudles · 09-23-2008, 06:58 PM

Yes I have

cooool · 09-24-2008, 02:25 AM

Yes, sometimes it's really difficult to tell... especially in public transport when you don't know whether you should give up a seat. Because you might end up getting a slap.

Deputy Chief Command · 09-24-2008, 02:36 AM

hahaah happens all the time .. mostly I get slapped in the face . . but hey .. bitch I didnt like your fat ass anyways ! lol

DutchTeenCash · 09-24-2008, 02:55 AM

yup secretary I knew chubby girl in her 20s everyone asked her she did NOT like that pretty funny though

Ross · 09-24-2008, 03:01 AM

I know better than to ask that question. Saw a friend do it once and the girl was super pissed at him. I wait for people to tell me first

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-24-2008, 03:51 AM

Right after you have a baby..especially a big one..your stomach is still swollen to look like you are about 6 months preggo.

Being a woman and asking another woman when she is due because of her fat stomach is really embarrassing...did it a few times. Now I let others tell me.

I had a neighbor lady that was so fat.. she lived across from me for two years. She popped out two babies and you could never tell a difference in her body shape..totally creepy.

seeandsee · 09-24-2008, 05:03 AM

Nope never happened

LauraLee · 09-24-2008, 05:11 AM

I did it once when I was a little girl. I remember it distinctly. I was in the grocery store and upon seeing a woman I thought was pregnant (I was about 5 at the time) I proudly announced to my Mom that "look mommy she is going to have a baby!". Needless to say, I was overheard and my Mom had some explaining to do.

oceania · 09-24-2008, 08:27 AM

i had a fibroid tumor that grew to 10 pounds
i looked like i was 9 months
couldnt find a doctor to operate
took 2 years before i did
so i looked preggers for 2 years
and was asked regularly

oh hon you glow so
when is the baby due?

i wanted to cry

rule of thumb
even if her water breaks right in front of you
dont assume
<wink>

CaptainHowdy · 09-24-2008, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bex

Yup. With sexy results.

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emjay · 09-25-2008, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

When ever my wife was preggo I used to fuck with people all the time. Anytime they asked when she was due I would say huh? She isn't pregnant. Then just wait during the awkward silence. Once their face was good and flush with embarrassment I would say Im just kidding she is x # of months along and laugh.

InternetIsForPorn · 09-25-2008, 01:51 AM

I did the opposite once.

- you should lay off on the snacks there, not doing you any good
- I'm pregnant!

dur dur dur

After Shock Media · 09-25-2008, 02:36 AM

Ya I was pumping away and said I am about to cum. She acted all startled and yelled pull out! pull out!. I got confused and said but arnt you already knocked up? she then bucked really hard and about knocked me off her...

Fun times...

hjnet · 09-25-2008, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

I had a neighbor lady that was so fat.. she lived across from me for two years. She popped out two babies and you could never tell a difference in her body shape..totally creepy.

Another way to avoid stretch marks

09-23-2008, 12:04 PM	#1
emjay Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Back in Blighty Posts: 4,277	Have you ever confused a fat woman with a pregnant one? My wife did by accident at a party a few weeks back. They were chatting about kids, she mentioned that she had two, upon which my wife enquired as to when the third was due They laughed it off, but for a moment it was sooooo embarassing... Ever had something similar happen? __________________ I Run 500+ WhatsApp Groups. The Zuck Owns Me www.emjayconsultancy.com

09-23-2008, 12:07 PM	#2
sortie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,771	Nope, I let them tell me they are pregnant and don't assume otherwise. __________________

09-23-2008, 12:09 PM	#3
Lycanthrope Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 4,517	Yep asked this younger chick (25 ish) a couple of years ago when she was due. "I'M NOT PREGNANT ASSHOLE". Thing is... her body was normal everywhere except her belly... she LOOKED pregnant... must be some serious beer belly or mal-nourished bloating. Ah well. __________________

09-23-2008, 12:15 PM	#5
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09-23-2008, 12:11 PM	#4
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	i was in a mountain bike store in Anchorage Alaska looking at bikes a long time ago and there was a salesman helping this woman... she made some remark like "i'm not sure that i can ride it a lot right now" or something and the salesman never skipped a beat and just started babbling "yeah, it looks like you're due soon, what a great thing it is to be a mother, i can't wait to have kids blah blah blah" he slowed his talking to a stop when the look on her face turned angry... then stopped and she said in a low, angry tone ... "i'm not pregnant" i know its mean.. but i busted out laughing. the look on both their faces was priceless.. the salesman was so stunned he couldn't even pull it together to apologize. funny how people can get so completely pissed about totally honest accidents where no harm was intended.

09-23-2008, 12:20 PM	#6
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	when I first gave birth, I had a big tummy for the first 2 months or so. And a friend's daughter, who's about 6 years old asked me when the baby was going to be born. Yep, I wanted to spank her! Needless to say, my diet began that same night!

09-23-2008, 12:27 PM	#8
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09-23-2008, 01:00 PM	#12
Adult Insider Dave Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 533	I have learned over the years to just never fuckin say anything lol. One time i ran into a friend that i knew was pregnant for quite some time and I asked her when she was due. Her response was that she had the baby 3 weeks prior. Well i felt like a total jack ass lol. Just keep ur mouth shut lol And this fucking wildcamcash banner almost made me not get this post done wtf. __________________ Promote our penis growth and acne books, earn 75% on sales and rebills. Contact me if you want a custom backend like Pornstarbucks and Freenetpass integrated with any billing gateway:

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I do it every chance I get.

09-23-2008, 01:06 PM	#14
TubeTitans_SusieQ Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Sunny Florida Posts: 3,884	yea i have had that happen before, its embarrassing, even more embarrassing when your sitting at a Waffle House late one night and have a sweater on your lap and the waitress pokes at it with a corner of a menu and asks when IM due..... __________________ Make $40 on Every FREE Lifetime Registration ICQ: 370399852

09-23-2008, 01:13 PM	#16
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,983	When ever my wife was preggo I used to fuck with people all the time. Anytime they asked when she was due I would say huh? She isn't pregnant. Then just wait during the awkward silence. Once their face was good and flush with embarrassment I would say Im just kidding she is x # of months along and laugh.

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09-23-2008, 01:32 PM	#18
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Vicious_B Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,564	I worked with a girl for years that got asked that at least once a month. You think it might have been a motivator but wasnt. She used to get all mad and hurt when they would say that to her but thats where she carried all her weight. She spent years looking like she was 7 months along __________________ ICQ# 419 775 271

09-23-2008, 03:08 PM	#22
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09-24-2008, 02:55 AM	#27
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Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	I know better than to ask that question. Saw a friend do it once and the girl was super pissed at him. I wait for people to tell me first

09-24-2008, 03:51 AM	#29
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	Right after you have a baby..especially a big one..your stomach is still swollen to look like you are about 6 months preggo. Being a woman and asking another woman when she is due because of her fat stomach is really embarrassing...did it a few times. Now I let others tell me. I had a neighbor lady that was so fat.. she lived across from me for two years. She popped out two babies and you could never tell a difference in her body shape..totally creepy.

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09-24-2008, 05:11 AM	#31
LauraLee Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: (Still) One Touch Cockie Posts: 3,821	I did it once when I was a little girl. I remember it distinctly. I was in the grocery store and upon seeing a woman I thought was pregnant (I was about 5 at the time) I proudly announced to my Mom that "look mommy she is going to have a baby!". Needless to say, I was overheard and my Mom had some explaining to do. __________________ Priority Payout skype lauralee.bunker LL's Email

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oceania Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: on the web Posts: 547	i had a fibroid tumor that grew to 10 pounds i looked like i was 9 months couldnt find a doctor to operate took 2 years before i did so i looked preggers for 2 years and was asked regularly oh hon you glow so when is the baby due? i wanted to cry rule of thumb even if her water breaks right in front of you dont assume <wink> __________________ Radio Dentata - 24/7 internet radio - Uncensored, sexy, informative. Covering B2B and B2C weekly shows. you can follow us on twitter: @radiodentata

09-25-2008, 01:51 AM	#35
InternetIsForPorn Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 848	I did the opposite once. - you should lay off on the snacks there, not doing you any good - I'm pregnant! dur dur dur

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