Political debate, why did the chicken cross the road? - GoFuckYourself.com

Vendzilla · 09-25-2008, 10:58 AM

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change!
The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized
the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the
other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure
right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We
just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken
is either for us or against us. There is no middle road here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

SARAH PALIN: Where's MY gun? That chicken's got no choice!

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your
definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes
after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him
realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before
adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why
he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from
his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this
chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life
like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see
it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going.
I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes,
the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain
truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken
is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott
all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media
whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken
should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

EVERYONE'S GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong
dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together,
in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is
much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

Eriic · 09-25-2008, 11:04 AM

The chicken crossed the road cause there was a Hen on the other side waiting to be mated.

qxm · 09-25-2008, 11:05 AM

OMG ... this post really throws my perception of reality into question......

wtfent · 09-25-2008, 11:19 AM

haha great!!

seeandsee · 09-25-2008, 11:26 AM

hehe fuck em all

directfiesta · 09-25-2008, 11:31 AM

funny shit ....

Fletch XXX · 09-25-2008, 11:34 AM

John McCain's should actually be like this:

My friends, when I was shot down in Vietnam and sitting in that prison cell, I thought a lot about chickens. That chicken crossed the road because he recognized
the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the
other side of the road.

Eriic · 09-25-2008, 11:36 AM

The Chicken crossed the road cause it saw Barbara Bush and wanted to peck her eyes out

qxm · 09-25-2008, 11:45 AM

THE CONGRESS:

We are engaging all chickens, in both sides of the road, to join in a bipartisan effort to reach a positive agreement to help Main Street which has been most affected throughout this financial ordeal.

PAULSON:

700 Billion dollars will be engaged to try to bail out Wall Street so that chickens in main street will feel comfortable crossing the road. How those 700B will be used is not to be discussed, disclosed or contested amongst chickens in Main Street or those who are currently trying to cross the road. The financial situation is dire and we need to take action to ensure that American chickens won't suffer from the calamities that come with a financial meltdown. It is truly regrettable that chickens are now afraid to cross the road due to this financial ordeal, I do not like being in the position of having to answer to many chickens as to why they are not going to have the funds necessary to cross the road.

qxm · 09-25-2008, 12:26 PM

I think we are missing major news networks... FOX News, MSNBC and such........

09-25-2008, 10:58 AM	#1
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Political debate, why did the chicken cross the road? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle road here. DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? SARAH PALIN: Where's MY gun? That chicken's got no choice! COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken? AL GORE: I invented the chicken. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens. DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that. EVERYONE'S GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

09-25-2008, 11:05 AM	#3
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09-25-2008, 11:31 AM	#6
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09-25-2008, 11:04 AM	#2
Eriic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,995	The chicken crossed the road cause there was a Hen on the other side waiting to be mated.

09-25-2008, 11:34 AM	#7
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	John McCain's should actually be like this: My friends, when I was shot down in Vietnam and sitting in that prison cell, I thought a lot about chickens. That chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

09-25-2008, 11:36 AM	#8
Eriic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,995	The Chicken crossed the road cause it saw Barbara Bush and wanted to peck her eyes out

09-25-2008, 11:45 AM	#9
qxm Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NoHo Posts: 5,970	THE CONGRESS: We are engaging all chickens, in both sides of the road, to join in a bipartisan effort to reach a positive agreement to help Main Street which has been most affected throughout this financial ordeal. PAULSON: 700 Billion dollars will be engaged to try to bail out Wall Street so that chickens in main street will feel comfortable crossing the road. How those 700B will be used is not to be discussed, disclosed or contested amongst chickens in Main Street or those who are currently trying to cross the road. The financial situation is dire and we need to take action to ensure that American chickens won't suffer from the calamities that come with a financial meltdown. It is truly regrettable that chickens are now afraid to cross the road due to this financial ordeal, I do not like being in the position of having to answer to many chickens as to why they are not going to have the funds necessary to cross the road. __________________ ICQ: 266990876 Last edited by qxm; 09-25-2008 at 11:46 AM..

09-25-2008, 12:26 PM	#10
qxm Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NoHo Posts: 5,970	I think we are missing major news networks... FOX News, MSNBC and such........ __________________ ICQ: 266990876