Sarah Palin to Drop Out

[fuzzylogic]

A highly reliable source told PoliGazette on Wednesday that Governor Sarah Palin will drop out of the race Friday, one day after the debate between the running mates which she is set (up) to lose.

The source - her brother?s cousin?s daughter?s son - said that Palin decided to withdraw after a video survaded in which she could be seen being blessed by a former witch hunter in Africa.

Palin, the source said, realized that the video clearly explained Hillary Clinton?s defeat. Most thought Clinton lost ?reasonably fair and sqaure? from Barack Obama but the video proves this not to be the case. Instead, Clinton was defeated by Palin?s pastor?s supwerpowers, which he regularly uses against witches.

?This dirty little secret,? Palin reportedly said, ?should have remained secret for years. I now fear that the witch [ed. H.C.] will use her powers against us, and we will be defeated.? Sure enough, John McCain and Palin?s poll numbers fell flat. For no clear reason the tide had turned against the two, leading to one logical conclusion: ?That bitch, I mean witch, screwed us,? as Palin reportedly put it.

In order to withdraw from the race Palin and McCain knew the latter had to give an acceptable excuse. Dropping out suddenly would not go over well, especially not because the conservative base was more than excited when it heard Palin could become the country?s vice president.

So they decided allow carefully selected liberal journalists to interview Palin. Her goal was to give as horrible answers as possible. She would have to destroy her own image completely.

Thursday?s debate forms the last part of the plan. Palin will make gaffe after gaffe. According to some reports she may even start fake-crying on stage. Her goal will be to finally destroy her own image so she can step aside in good grace and with honor tomorrow.

So far the plan worked out rather well. Thursday?s debate, however, may prove problematic. Senator Joe Biden may destroy Palin?s attempt to destroy herself, by being his usual idiotic self. This is the worst case scenario for Palin and McCain who fear that Biden may even make Palin in self-destruction mode look good.

http://poligazette.com/2008/10/01/sa...n-to-drop-out/

[Pics Traffic]

her brother’s cousin’s daughter’s son

[robfantasy]

is this from the onion?

[SilentKnight]

Weekly World News?

[RedShoe]

Wouldn't put too much faith in a distant relative's word. Here's the video that they are referencing.

[RedShoe]

The video seems out of sync, and not very clear. I'd like to see a video with better clarity,or at least with a better shot of his face and Palin in the same shot to know he's actually saying this stuff. He references witchcraft in his blessing.

Madness.