Its not Bush's Fault

[2012]

Education and Experience
Law Enforcement

* I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver?s license suspended for 30 days.
* My Texas driving record has been ?lost? and is not available.

Military

* I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College

* I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
* I was given an Masters of Business Administration degree at Harvard.

Past Work Experience

* I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
* I bought an oil company, but couldn?t find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. The bin Laden family gave me money to try again, and I bankrupted that company too.
* I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
* With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

Accomplishments as Governor of Texas

* I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
* I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
* I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

Accomplishments as President

* I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
* I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
* I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
* I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
* I achieved negative job growth for the first time in over a century. I did this partly with my agressive job exporting/outsourcing program.
* I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
* I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
* I?m proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
* I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.
* I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
* My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
* My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
* I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
* I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
* I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.
* I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
* I?ve broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
* I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
* I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
* I refused to allow inspector?s access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
* I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
* I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
* I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
* I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
* I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
* I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families ? in wartime.
* I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
* I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster", a WMD.
* I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

Records and References

* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father?s library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
* All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

Please consider my experience when voting in 2004. Please send this to every voter you know.


http://mindprod.com/politics/bushresume.html

[Eriic]

It was Nancy Regan's fault! I thought everyone was aware of that fact.........

[seeric]

you forgot the burglary charge for stealing the electoral college votes in Florida in 2004.

[uno]

I'm most certainly not voting for HIM this time around.

[2012]

But hey, it's the futures fault. Not to mention Jimmy Carter and all those other losers. It was coming anyway.

[2012]

Originally Posted by uno

I'm most certainly not voting for HIM this time around.

lol ... when he won in 2004 was the time I decided voting was a waste of time. I'm sure I'm not the only one. I mean look at that shit. It's insane.

[Darkland]

Originally Posted by A1R3K

you forgot the burglary charge for stealing the electoral college votes in Florida in 2004.

[IllTestYourGirls]

Blaming Bush is nice. But it distracts from the real problem. The privately owned Federal Reserve Banking system. Price fixing never works. It would be like mandating all porn sites must charge $99.95 a month then wondering why no one is buying.

When you print so much money (lower interest rates) there is bound to be malinvestment. This time they just put the printing press on high speed.

[2012]

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

Blaming Bush is nice. But it distracts from the real problem. The privately owned Federal Reserve Banking system. Price fixing never works. It would be like mandating all porn sites must charge $99.95 a month then wondering why no one is buying.

When you print so much money (lower interest rates) there is bound to be maladjustment. This time they just put the printing press on high speed.

Exactly, I mean look at his record. Why would someone blame that the incompetency that is(was) his presidency could have been at least, ... a major factor.

It's totally out of the question. You're right. Makes no sense whatsoever when you read that resume. After all , why would you hold the person in charge of the fucking country responsible for anything ...


Is there a point in being President ?
Any accountability at all ?

[IllTestYourGirls]

Originally Posted by fartfly

Exactly, I mean look at his record. Why would someone blame that the incompetency that is(was) his presidency could have been at least, ... a major factor.

It's totally out of the question. You're right. Makes no sense whatsoever when you read that resume. After all , why would you hold the person in charge of the fucking country responsible for anything ...


Is there a point in being President ?
Any accountability at all ?

Dont get me wrong. He is the biggest fuck up we have ever had sit in office. Just made it easier to the FED to fuck this country over while they steal 100s of billions from the American people.

[2012]

He was just "disappointed" about the bailout plan. Damn, that's gotta hurt when you don't get your way. Especially when you are just looking out for the "People", not your buddies on Wall Street ...

[smutnut]

What about the devil? Doesn't Satan have any hand in this?

[2012]

Originally Posted by smutnut

What about the devil? Doesn't Satan have any hand in this?

I'll ask Jesus and get back to you.

[Pete-KT]

Originally Posted by smutnut

What about the devil? Doesn't Satan have any hand in this?

Nope sorry we had and have NO hand in this one ;)

www.satancash.com ;) hehe time to spam

[smutnut]

Actually, this is probably the only good thing dumb ass little Bush has done since he's been in office and I don't even agree with it. I'd rather see all the fat cats crash and burn and have to wear a hat while i walk under their skyscrapers while they are jumping out of windows.