For those who missed the debate last night, here's my paraphasation of Palin - GoFuckYourself.com

seeric · 10-03-2008, 11:39 AM

Here is how pretty much every question asked her went.

Substitute any question asked her below with the one I used as a placeholder and then read the response. I nailed it. You now don't have to waste that hour and a half of your life like I did.

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"Governor Palin, can you please tell us one thing that you will not be able to keep your promise to the American people about?"

Palin: "You know, we have the ticket. We're Mavericks! We're gonna Maverick all over the Maverick place. Let me tell you about my track record. I'm a hockey mom. Did I mention we're Mavericks. Let's talk about energy. I run a state that supplies 90% of the energy to 35% of the people on 64% of the left side of Wasill. A lot of Mavericks live there."

"Governor Palin, you didn't answer the question."

Palin: "Energy is important to all of us. Let me tell you about my track record......babble babble.........Maverick............Hockey mom...........Joe Six Pack...............Maverick!"

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Brujah · 10-03-2008, 11:41 AM

Stepford Wives malfunctioned?

Zango · 10-03-2008, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

Stepford Wives malfunctioned?

Sebring Studios · 10-03-2008, 11:47 AM

So true -

ROTFLMAO!

rayadp05 · 10-03-2008, 11:48 AM

gornyhuy · 10-03-2008, 12:00 PM

Oh Joe, say it ain't so.

gotekix · 10-03-2008, 12:09 PM

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 10-03-2008, 12:25 PM

lol thats hilarious

RP Fade · 10-03-2008, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by gotekix

lmao

hypedough · 10-03-2008, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gotekix

directfiesta · 10-03-2008, 12:40 PM

The Truth Hurts · 10-03-2008, 12:49 PM

Not to be a dick... but Biden said "maverick" 9 times, to Palins 6.

StickyGreen · 10-03-2008, 12:56 PM

Americans get hoodwinked and bamboozled every election.

BlackCrayon · 10-03-2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Oh Joe, say it ain't so.

I like how she made sure she could call him joe before using that line.

seeric · 10-03-2008, 01:19 PM

MBS Auto · 10-03-2008, 01:23 PM

She talks out of her ass... It is so sad that she is even in the position she is, but that tells you how many idiots live in Alaska........

Useless Warrior · 10-03-2008, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

Not to be a dick... but Biden said "maverick" 9 times, to Palins 6.

I said 'Maverick' about 50 times while watching the debate. Of course, I was screaming, "HOW THE FUCK IS SHE A MAVERICK" over and over again.

RP Fade · 10-03-2008, 01:29 PM

I think you can make bingo or drinking games when she speaks. Every time you hear 'maverick', 'wassila', 'you betcha', 'hockey mom' and so on take a shot or put her catch words on a bingo board.

StickyGreen · 10-03-2008, 01:30 PM

People start to believe anything they hear repeated enough on television.

AL QAEDA AL QAEDA AL QAEDA!!! TERROR TERROR TERROR!!! AL QAEDA AL QAEDA!!!

kane · 10-03-2008, 01:31 PM

There was so much Maverick talk I felt like I was watching Top Gun. I waiting for Iceman and Goose to show up.

Paper_Amar · 10-03-2008, 01:46 PM

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woj · 10-03-2008, 01:49 PM

MandyBlake · 10-03-2008, 02:28 PM

yeah that's about right.

SCORE Ralph · 10-03-2008, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by gotekix

lmao.. good shit.

dready · 10-03-2008, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

Here is how pretty much every question asked her went.

Substitute any question asked her below with the one I used as a placeholder and then read the response. I nailed it. You now don't have to waste that hour and a half of your life like I did.

******************

"Governor Palin, can you please tell us one thing that you will not be able to keep your promise to the American people about?"

Palin: "You know, we have the ticket. We're Mavericks! We're gonna Maverick all over the Maverick place. Let me tell you about my track record. I'm a hockey mom. Did I mention we're Mavericks. Let's talk about energy. I run a state that supplies 90% of the energy to 35% of the people on 64% of the left side of Wasill. A lot of Mavericks live there."

"Governor Palin, you didn't answer the question."

Palin: "Energy is important to all of us. Let me tell you about my track record......babble babble.........Maverick............Hockey mom...........Joe Six Pack...............Maverick!"

********************

Man, you pretty much nailed it.

Drake · 10-03-2008, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RP Fade

I think you can make bingo or drinking games when she speaks. Every time you hear 'maverick', 'wassila', 'you betcha', 'hockey mom' and so on take a shot or put her catch words on a bingo board.

Some people did exactly that.

"At the Hard Rock Café on Thursday, it was clear who won Palin Bingo. The game was the focus of a group of four friends, all in their 20s and early 30s, as they put Xs in boxes containing keywords they anticipated Gov. Sarah Palin might say during Thursday's vice presidential debate.

Words like: Special needs, Wasilla, maverick, Main Street, Washington outsider.

"Special needs ... I won bingo!" shouted Laura Butler, 30. " -
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/...ref=newssearch

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Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

Not to be a dick... but Biden said "maverick" 9 times, to Palins 6.

He certainly did:

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Look, the maverick -- let's talk about the maverick John McCain is. And, again, I love him. He's been a maverick on some issues, but he has been no maverick on the things that matter to people's lives.

He voted four out of five times for George Bush's budget, which put us a half a trillion dollars in debt this year and over $3 trillion in debt since he's got there.

He has not been a maverick in providing health care for people. He has voted against -- he voted including another 3.6 million children in coverage of the existing health care plan, when he voted in the United States Senate.

He's not been a maverick when it comes to education. He has not supported tax cuts and significant changes for people being able to send their kids to college.

He's not been a maverick on the war. He's not been a maverick on virtually anything that genuinely affects the things that people really talk about around their kitchen table.

Can we send -- can we get Mom's MRI? Can we send Mary back to school next semester? We can't -- we can't make it. How are we going to heat the -- heat the house this winter?

He voted against even providing for what they call LIHEAP, for assistance to people, with oil prices going through the roof in the winter.

So maverick he is not on the important, critical issues that affect people at that kitchen table.

qxm · 10-03-2008, 03:44 PM

Bulshit!!!! This Is Exactly How The Debate Went:

Palin was as accurate in her answers as Louis in this video...

tony286 · 10-03-2008, 03:44 PM

thats so funny.

dav3 · 10-03-2008, 04:42 PM

Greetings from Marklar (maverick). We are Marklar (maverick).

But seriously, that flow chart is hilarious and seemingly spot on!

RevSand · 10-03-2008, 06:52 PM

I wanna be a Maverick...

Sebring Studios · 10-03-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

Don't you mean moose in the headlights?

directfiesta · 10-03-2008, 07:49 PM

giving the finger to the maverick ????

Iron Fist · 10-03-2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

Not to be a dick... but Biden said "maverick" 9 times, to Palins 6.

To be fair he said most of them during one response when she called McCain a maverick.

seeric · 10-03-2008, 10:24 PM

biden said it in a different context and was pretty condescending when he said it. he def didnt say it to help the morons.

V_RocKs · 10-03-2008, 11:03 PM

Stepford? That explains a lot!

Brujah · 10-04-2008, 11:26 AM

"It's amazing, you know, she's been thrust into the national spotlight with very little preparation and I think that, all things considered, you saw a very composed and effective debater last night." -- Hillary Clinton, on the VP debate.
http://www.breitbart.tv/html/188053.html

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	For those who missed the debate last night, here's my paraphasation of Palin Here is how pretty much every question asked her went. Substitute any question asked her below with the one I used as a placeholder and then read the response. I nailed it. You now don't have to waste that hour and a half of your life like I did. **************** "Governor Palin, can you please tell us one thing that you will not be able to keep your promise to the American people about?" Palin: "You know, we have the ticket. We're Mavericks! We're gonna Maverick all over the Maverick place. Let me tell you about my track record. I'm a hockey mom. Did I mention we're Mavericks. Let's talk about energy. I run a state that supplies 90% of the energy to 35% of the people on 64% of the left side of Wasill. A lot of Mavericks live there." "Governor Palin, you didn't answer the question." Palin: "Energy is important to all of us. Let me tell you about my track record......babble babble.........Maverick............Hockey mom...........Joe Six Pack...............Maverick!" ******************

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