What THE Fuck Is Up With Google? - GoFuckYourself.com

johnuno11 · 10-01-2008, 06:44 PM

Okay this is so fucked up, Google? How? What Did I do? LOL! So one of my top blogs quickclimax.net, a squirting blog was getting 70k UV's from google a day and now it dropped to 4,000 a week ago for 7 days and then down to 40-50 a day as of now. Making $400 a day in its prime =(. Oh well I still have a whole other blog network as well as a few other mainstream sites still blowing up!

Porn Ass · 10-01-2008, 07:34 PM

I heard if you take a shit in a bucket and dump it on your face and swirl it with your hand it will get rid of any google issues

slavdogg · 10-01-2008, 07:35 PM

70k a day from google to one blog ? thats impressive
sounds like you were doing something illegal

tabasco · 10-01-2008, 07:46 PM

70K a day with an Alexa of 430,789??? Sounds more like 700 a day

johnuno11 · 10-01-2008, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by tabasco

70K a day with an Alexa of 430,789??? Sounds more like 700 a day

The Alexa was around 56k but moved up really high cause of this.

Useless Warrior · 10-01-2008, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by johnuno11

The Alexa was around 56k but moved up really high cause of this.

When was that?

Eriic · 10-01-2008, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Porn Ass

I heard if you take a shit in a bucket and dump it on your face and swirl it with your hand it will get rid of any google issues

I thought you said that was how to get rid of swirl marks on cars

Porn Ass · 10-01-2008, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

I thought you said that was how to get rid of swirl marks on cars

not me, just repeating it lol

Porn Ass · 10-01-2008, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by tabasco

70K a day with an Alexa of 430,789??? Sounds more like 700 a day

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Originally Posted by johnuno11

The Alexa was around 56k but moved up really high cause of this.

It's probably never been under 100k in alexa.. just look at the graphs. So yeah, 700 sounds more likely

d-null · 10-01-2008, 10:14 PM

spamming and bullshitting only go so far in this world

pocketkangaroo · 10-01-2008, 10:28 PM

I doubt it was doing 70k a day. By contrast, I have a site that does about 50k uniques a month, and that's not even in the top 200,000 of Alexa. Alexa also shows that your site has never broken their top 100,000 and gets almost all it's traffic from other countries outside the big ones.

pigman · 10-01-2008, 10:28 PM

70k uv a day from google?
What keywords?

After Shock Media · 10-01-2008, 10:34 PM

If someone was getting 70k visitors a day from google and only making 400.00 a day, the real question should be WTF is up with the landing site.

Assuming revshare on 30.00 or lets round at 15.00 per sale that's like 27 sales a day. Which would be like 1:2600 or so on SE traffic (math in head so excuse me if off).

mattz · 10-01-2008, 10:36 PM

haha, that's great

Wagerboy · 10-01-2008, 10:38 PM

someone got owned

Antonio · 10-01-2008, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

If someone was getting 70k visitors a day from google and only making 400.00 a day, the real question should be WTF is up with the landing site.

Assuming revshare on 30.00 or lets round at 15.00 per sale that's like 27 sales a day. Which would be like 1:2600 or so on SE traffic (math in head so excuse me if off).

70k to the site which means say 7000 to the sponsor (assuming 10% ctr) which in the real World of today means 2 signups max but lets make that 7 signups (1:1000) that's still $210 on a $30 per signup

anyway, 70 000 from Google per day is total bullshit

DarkJedi · 10-01-2008, 11:26 PM

70k day to a squirting blog?

hahaha, yeah right

56k alexa = NOWHERE near 70k/day

jscott · 10-01-2008, 11:51 PM

impossible, you need a new traffic tracking system, whichever system was saying you were getting 70k/day google is definately fucked up and doesnt track properly

brassmonkey · 10-01-2008, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Ass

I heard if you take a shit in a bucket and dump it on your face and swirl it with your hand it will get rid of any google issues

you forgot to add the chicken foot and lizzard nutts

KillerK · 10-01-2008, 11:59 PM

what the fuck is the porngraph shit on there for

Jdoughs · 10-02-2008, 12:05 AM

Top spot for "squirting" on google sends between 2 and 3k a day.

I've been in and out of the spot for the last 4 years. I find it very hard to believe that you found 65k a day worth of other squirting terms. "Squirting" is certainly one of the bigger for the niche.

DarkJedi · 10-02-2008, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs

Top spot for "squirting" on google sends between 2 and 3k a day.

any money in that?

KillerK · 10-02-2008, 12:11 AM

700 a day is more likely

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-02-2008, 12:19 AM

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Ecchi22 · 10-02-2008, 01:03 AM

I had 70 million hits to my blog but dropped to 7 a day.. I blame google.

Socks · 10-02-2008, 02:32 AM

lol.. holy bullshit batman!

TeenCat · 10-02-2008, 03:07 AM

ask mr doctor

vanbest · 10-02-2008, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Ass

I heard if you take a shit in a bucket and dump it on your face and swirl it with your hand it will get rid of any google issues

crazy ass explanation

JamesK · 10-02-2008, 03:20 AM

What's the point in talking shit, really.

nickutis · 10-02-2008, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

any money in that?

Pardon, but that's really stupid question

Manowar · 10-02-2008, 04:43 AM

70k a day, god damn you must have been killing it.

seeandsee · 10-02-2008, 04:47 AM

that sucks Big G!

Quagmire · 10-02-2008, 04:49 AM

I think he's talking 70k in hits, not visitors.

Anyone got a link to Understanding Your Traffic Stats 101?

BVF · 10-02-2008, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

I think he's talking 70k in hits, not visitors.

Anyone got a link to Understanding Your Traffic Stats 101?

He said UV's....Which means Unique Visitors...

Blazed · 10-02-2008, 05:07 AM

The 70k/day google is not unbelievable i know sites getting a lot more than that, although they are tubes for a blog it would be pretty good. Although the alexa is way out for this guy.

King of Queens · 10-02-2008, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs

Top spot for "squirting" on google sends between 2 and 3k a day.

I've been in and out of the spot for the last 4 years. I find it very hard to believe that you found 65k a day worth of other squirting terms. "Squirting" is certainly one of the bigger for the niche.

Says 1 million searches per month for that one keyword.

Quagmire · 10-02-2008, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

He said UV's....Which means Unique Visitors...

Yeah, I know he said that but I think he's mistaking hits for uniques.

I should have expanded on it in my last post but I had to run out the door to get my daughter on the school bus. My bad.

kichi · 10-02-2008, 05:12 AM

I will epass you $1,000 if you can prove you used to get 70,000 uinques a day from google organic.

Jdoughs · 10-02-2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by King of Queens

Says 1 million searches per month for that one keyword.

Nah, not even close to a million per month. Even with all the long trail terms it doesn't add up to that. Unfortunately.

johnuno11 · 10-03-2008, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

I thought you said that was how to get rid of swirl marks on cars

LMFAO the would be funny if someone actually took this awesome advice, I'd be rolling.

JamesK · 10-03-2008, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kichi

I will epass you $1,000 if you can prove you used to get 70,000 uinques a day from google organic.

johnuno11 · 10-03-2008, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

If someone was getting 70k visitors a day from google and only making 400.00 a day, the real question should be WTF is up with the landing site.

Assuming revshare on 30.00 or lets round at 15.00 per sale that's like 27 sales a day. Which would be like 1:2600 or so on SE traffic (math in head so excuse me if off).

Not really, You could think of the time frame and length I was getting this traffic. it was at that point for one month where it was getting 60-70k a day, then it started to lower dramatically.

After doing some basic mathematical equations I came of with a financial summary of my blog, averaging the daily earnings to 400 Rounding down to the nearest 10th.

johnuno11 · 10-03-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

Yeah, I know he said that but I think he's mistaking hits for uniques.

I should have expanded on it in my last post but I had to run out the door to get my daughter on the school bus. My bad.

You fucking calling me an idiot? Lol, I know the difference between raw hits and unique hits.

fuzebox · 10-03-2008, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

70k a day from google to one blog ? thats impressive
sounds like you were doing something illegal

What laws would he have been breaking exactly?

HomerSimpson · 10-03-2008, 02:28 PM

damn! 70k daily from Google!
thats very impressive....

my top blog has ~500 a day and most of it is from images search,
but still converts good...

Jdoughs · 10-03-2008, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by johnuno11

You fucking calling me an idiot? Lol, I know the difference between raw hits and unique hits.

Was your 70k a day before or after the stats image on this page?

http://www.quickclimax.net/Internetm...-Services.html (shows a few hundred uniques a day)

The funny thing is nobody needed to call you an idiot, you did a fine fucking job yourself.

pornguy · 10-03-2008, 02:46 PM

Alexa stats are on average 3 months ( 90 days ) behind.

SCORE Ralph · 10-03-2008, 03:15 PM

you guys smell that? something's cooking.

Bhunter · 10-03-2008, 03:38 PM

i smell rotten fish.

nice try to oversize e-pee

Stellar · 10-03-2008, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Ass

I heard if you take a shit in a bucket and dump it on your face and swirl it with your hand it will get rid of any google issues

THANK YOU !

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pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	I doubt it was doing 70k a day. By contrast, I have a site that does about 50k uniques a month, and that's not even in the top 200,000 of Alexa. Alexa also shows that your site has never broken their top 100,000 and gets almost all it's traffic from other countries outside the big ones.

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