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nico-t · 10-18-2008, 09:48 PM

couldnt call a cab, so what the fuck do i do in a situation like this? I try to fucking steal a bicycle. But this neighborhood was really weird. It didnt have ANY bicycles outside. I thought it was some kind of horror movie. Where the fuck are the bicycles???? i had to walk home! fucking 30 minutes!
YES i steal bicycles when i cant get home normally! I steal that shit and dump em in a ditch when im almost home! YES! BITCH! BUT NOT NOW! THERE WERENT ANY FUCKING BICYCLES!

After Shock Media · 10-18-2008, 09:57 PM

I have a special dislike for bicycle thieves, and 30 minute walk... oh boo hoo.

Malicious Biz · 10-18-2008, 09:58 PM

Lmfao.

pr0 · 10-18-2008, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I have a special dislike for bicycle thieves, and 30 minute walk... oh boo hoo.

i steal wheelchairs

PlugRush Sascha · 10-18-2008, 10:00 PM

Haha, that's a lot of bikes.

KingpinMedia · 10-18-2008, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Lmfao.

I sit here looking at this picture and all I can think about is, where the fuck is his grass?

Malicious Biz · 10-18-2008, 10:10 PM

nico-t · 10-18-2008, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I have a special dislike for bicycle thieves, and 30 minute walk... oh boo hoo.

I........ Don't........ CARE! LOLZ!

nico-t · 10-18-2008, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

BusterBunny · 10-18-2008, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by KingpinMedia

I sit here looking at this picture and all I can think about is, where the fuck is his grass?

its proly in ziplock bags

brassmonkey · 10-18-2008, 10:17 PM

yeah looks like a hippie den

collegeboobies · 10-18-2008, 11:06 PM

Damn man, in the US bike thiefs get fucked up by the cops, and always have a dumb story. In the Netherlands the cops probably just chase you shaking their arms in the air.

J. Falcon · 10-18-2008, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I have a special dislike for bicycle thieves.

Deputy Chief Command · 10-18-2008, 11:30 PM

I thought you lived in Holland ?

Manowar · 10-19-2008, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Lmfao.

CunningStunt · 10-19-2008, 01:37 AM

I know someone who was mistaken for a bike thief. Some guy who was a "victim" of said crime came up behind him one day and cracked him on the skull with one of those U shaped metal locks. He left it next to him to show why he did it, while he was lying in his own blood from a cracked open skull.

Think more about your actions scum.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 10-19-2008, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I have a special dislike for bicycle thieves, and 30 minute walk... oh boo hoo.

are you afraid they gonna steal your wheelchair too?

klinton · 10-19-2008, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I know someone who was mistaken for a bike thief. Some guy who was a "victim" of said crime came up behind him one day and cracked him on the skull with one of those U shaped metal locks. He left it next to him to show why he did it, while he was lying in his own blood from a cracked open skull.

Think more about your actions scum.

Scott McD · 10-19-2008, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Hahaha!!

Klen · 10-19-2008, 04:41 AM

I wonder is there any country on world where bycicles are not massively stolen.

born4porn · 10-19-2008, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Blazed · 10-19-2008, 05:13 AM

What hoods are there in the netherlands?

Jens Van Assterdam · 10-19-2008, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazed

What hoods are there in the netherlands?

East.....

~Ray · 10-19-2008, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazed

What hoods are there in the netherlands?

my thoughts exactly. he seems oddly out of place with his "lingo"

Enemator · 10-19-2008, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

couldnt call a cab, so what the fuck do i do in a situation like this? I try to fucking steal a bicycle. But this neighborhood was really weird. It didnt have ANY bicycles outside. I thought it was some kind of horror movie. Where the fuck are the bicycles???? i had to walk home! fucking 30 minutes!
YES i steal bicycles when i cant get home normally! I steal that shit and dump em in a ditch when im almost home! YES! BITCH! BUT NOT NOW! THERE WERENT ANY FUCKING BICYCLES!

Wie laat zich dan ook afzetten in de Bijlmer?

Enemator · 10-19-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

I steal that shit and dump em in a ditch when im almost home! YES! BITCH! BUT NOT NOW! THERE WERENT ANY FUCKING BICYCLES!

For a second there I thought you were talking about Holloway

fsudirectory · 10-19-2008, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

couldnt call a cab, so what the fuck do i do in a situation like this? I try to fucking steal a bicycle. But this neighborhood was really weird. It didnt have ANY bicycles outside. I thought it was some kind of horror movie. Where the fuck are the bicycles???? i had to walk home! fucking 30 minutes!
YES i steal bicycles when i cant get home normally! I steal that shit and dump em in a ditch when im almost home! YES! BITCH! BUT NOT NOW! THERE WERENT ANY FUCKING BICYCLES!

I had a friend that stole bikes all the time in college when left too far from his house and drunk

Kudles · 10-19-2008, 06:21 PM

That sucks

Spunky · 10-19-2008, 06:56 PM

Try using a bus?

StuartD · 10-19-2008, 07:08 PM

There's just so much ground to cover... let's see....

1. You were dropped in some hood? Who 'dropped you'? Your mom?

2. Why do people who spend a few minutes in a 'hood' feel this need there after to begin each sentence with 'yo'?

3. If you steal bicycles, perhaps a 'hood' shouldn't feel that out of place for you to be?

4. Your phone was 'empty'? Did everything spill out of it when you were dropped?

5. You were in the middle of some 'hood' and it only took 30 mins to walk home? Do you live just a couple blocks away?

I could keep going but really.... I've spent way to much time on a made up post as it is.

10-18-2008, 09:48 PM	#1
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	yo, i was dropped into some hood, and my phone was empty couldnt call a cab, so what the fuck do i do in a situation like this? I try to fucking steal a bicycle. But this neighborhood was really weird. It didnt have ANY bicycles outside. I thought it was some kind of horror movie. Where the fuck are the bicycles???? i had to walk home! fucking 30 minutes! YES i steal bicycles when i cant get home normally! I steal that shit and dump em in a ditch when im almost home! YES! BITCH! BUT NOT NOW! THERE WERENT ANY FUCKING BICYCLES!

10-18-2008, 09:57 PM	#2
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collegeboobies So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,644	Damn man, in the US bike thiefs get fucked up by the cops, and always have a dumb story. In the Netherlands the cops probably just chase you shaking their arms in the air.

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CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	I know someone who was mistaken for a bike thief. Some guy who was a "victim" of said crime came up behind him one day and cracked him on the skull with one of those U shaped metal locks. He left it next to him to show why he did it, while he was lying in his own blood from a cracked open skull. Think more about your actions scum.

10-19-2008, 04:41 AM	#20
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	I wonder is there any country on world where bycicles are not massively stolen.

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10-19-2008, 07:08 PM	#30
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	There's just so much ground to cover... let's see.... 1. You were dropped in some hood? Who 'dropped you'? Your mom? 2. Why do people who spend a few minutes in a 'hood' feel this need there after to begin each sentence with 'yo'? 3. If you steal bicycles, perhaps a 'hood' shouldn't feel that out of place for you to be? 4. Your phone was 'empty'? Did everything spill out of it when you were dropped? 5. You were in the middle of some 'hood' and it only took 30 mins to walk home? Do you live just a couple blocks away? I could keep going but really.... I've spent way to much time on a made up post as it is. __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter