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Profits of Doom · 10-20-2008, 08:08 AM

JACKSONVILLE - Members of a Jacksonville church gathered to burn at least 100 reels of X-rated movies from the '70s and '80s that were discovered recently when the church bought on old drive-in theater.

The 300-member congregation of Christ Church Anglican held a special service Sunday afternoon, which included a ceremonial burning and a ``holy hose-down'' with water from a Jacksonville Fire and Rescue truck blessed by the priest.

Christ Church purchased the 13-acre drive-in for $1.4 million after the 60-year-old theater closed in May. The church closed on the deal a few weeks ago and discovered the porn stash when they began cleaning up.

The Rev. Mark Eldredge says the church plans to show family movies to the public after some repairs are done.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sfl-1020...0,668811.story

One of my old porn stores was an adult movie theater before it was converted into an adult bookstore and arcade, and our entire upstairs was filled with vintage porn reels, movie posters, etc. We made big bucks selling all that stuff to a private collector...

JamesK · 10-20-2008, 08:13 AM

Fucking freaks.

Verbal · 10-20-2008, 08:17 AM

"Church Sells Vintage Porn Stash and Feeds Hungry Children"

Vicious_B · 10-20-2008, 08:24 AM

SPOON!!!!!!!!

Sorry had to do it.

tony286 · 10-20-2008, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbal

"Church Sells Vintage Porn Stash and Feeds Hungry Children"

church have nothing to do with the teachings of jesus. Also there could of been some rare stuff there.

farkedup · 10-20-2008, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbal

"Church Sells Vintage Porn Stash and Feeds Hungry Children"

That would require them to actually THINK instead of going into bible thumper mode and simply believing you must destroy all porn... They easily could have moved the collection and raised a ton of cash.

They were clearly looking for publicity but didn't think about all the publicity the church SELLING the porn would create.

Profits of Doom · 10-20-2008, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

SPOON!!!!!!!!

Sorry had to do it.

Evildoers! Eat my Justice!

sltr · 10-20-2008, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

``holy hose-down'' with water from a Jacksonville Fire and Rescue truck blessed by the priest.

bizarro right there

Pim(P) · 10-20-2008, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

Fucking freaks.

Vicious_B · 10-20-2008, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Evildoers! Eat my Justice!

I used to watch that show all the time! No one ever knows what I am talking about when I bring that show up.

C-Bass · 10-20-2008, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

I used to watch that show all the time! No one ever knows what I am talking about when I bring that show up.

How can you not know what The Tick was????? awesomest.afterschool cartoon.ever.

escorpio · 10-20-2008, 09:10 AM

Hey! Those were MINE!

escorpio · 10-20-2008, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

One of my old porn stores was an adult movie theater before it was converted into an adult bookstore and arcade, and our entire upstairs was filled with vintage porn reels, movie posters, etc. We made big bucks selling all that stuff to a private collector...

A friend of mine once moved into a house and found two big boxes full of 8mm reels ranging from 50's black and whites to 70's Swedish Erotica. He too sold them to a collector for a nice chunk of change.

Profits of Doom · 10-20-2008, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

I used to watch that show all the time! No one ever knows what I am talking about when I bring that show up.

I still have my giant Talking Tick Doll and a bunch of other Tick stuff, like shirts, hats, PVC figurines, and all of the Taco Bell toys. Actually, this website has a bunch of sounds from the show...

http://www.thetick.ws/carsound.htm

Vicious_B · 10-20-2008, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

I still have my giant Talking Tick Doll and a bunch of other Tick stuff, like shirts, hats, PVC figurines, and all of the Taco Bell toys. Actually, this website has a bunch of sounds from the show...

http://www.thetick.ws/carsound.htm

Duly bookmarked for future use. Thanks!

GregE · 10-20-2008, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

The 300-member congregation of Christ Church Anglican held a special service Sunday afternoon, which included a ceremonial burning and a ``holy hose-down'' with water from a Jacksonville Fire and Rescue truck blessed by the priest.

Religion is scary

brassmonkey · 10-20-2008, 10:43 AM

im sure they watched like half of it

Jens Van Assterdam · 10-20-2008, 10:47 AM

lol burn the devil!!!

Deej · 10-20-2008, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by C-Bass

How can you not know what The Tick was????? awesomest.afterschool cartoon.ever.

I wouldnt calrify the tick as an afterschool cartoon...

It was not for young kids

Like the flinstones... That is a full on adult cartoon...

The tick wasnt the same but stood along side duckman and the critic...

TheLegacy · 10-20-2008, 10:48 AM

I actually agree - there are some porn content out there that I would burn too

Compdoctor · 10-20-2008, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbal

"Church Sells Vintage Porn Stash and Feeds Hungry Children"

Makes too much since

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