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SteveLightspeed · 10-20-2008, 04:08 PM

Someone needs to invent this!

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Divorced, fired from your job, or been caught jerking off to gay porn? Even if you fucked an ugly chick that was older than your Grandmother, you can forget about it all with the Memory Douche!

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Or if you find yourself constantly feeling embarrassed about your fading looks, your ugly wife, your bratty kids, or your shitty job, there's the new bulk economy size Memory Douche!

Order right now and we’ll throw in a sampler of our sister product that makes you forget everything from the prior day and night, called the “Morning-after Memory Abortion Pill". Use it to completely forget your office Christmas party, flashing your tits at spring break, or that embarrassing night you spent in jail for trying to fuck a Halloween pumpkin!

For only 3 easy payments of 19.95, you’ll get a month’s supply of Memory Douche, plus 2 morning-after memory abortion pills! But wait! If you call now, we’ll double the offer! That’s right, TWO months of Memory Douche for the same low price! Your whole life has been nothing but embarrassing and painful moments, so hurry and call now! You’ve suffered for long enough!

webair · 10-20-2008, 04:10 PM

That's already out man its called pot =)

crockett · 10-20-2008, 04:10 PM

Just show them a picture of tub girl. That's a sure bet to take your mind off anything.

papill0n · 10-20-2008, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webair

That's already out man its called pot =)

JFK · 10-20-2008, 04:12 PM

I guess I have to get the convenient Travel size Steve, hook me up

Persius · 10-20-2008, 04:12 PM

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

BlackCrayon · 10-20-2008, 04:13 PM

Have you seen the movie eternal sunshine of the spotless mind? Its about erasing memories.

Eriic · 10-20-2008, 04:13 PM

Just show them your comedy video, now they will have a more painful recent memory to struggle with....

Kiwigirl · 10-20-2008, 04:14 PM

It would be perfect to market such a thing right now with the xmas season rapidly approaching. LOL

Manowar · 10-20-2008, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Have you seen the movie eternal sunshine of the spotless mind? Its about erasing memories.

i have the DVD downstairs, will give it a watch tonight

WiredGuy · 10-20-2008, 04:20 PM

Sounds like Rhohypnol
WG

Fletch XXX · 10-20-2008, 04:22 PM

smoke the dro man

always the dro

Fletch XXX · 10-20-2008, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Sounds like Rhohypnol
WG

man oh man, havwent heard the old Tripnfalls mentioned in awhile.

everyone likes meth and oxycontin these days LOL

kids even do the Tripnfalls anymore? I doubt it

SteveLightspeed · 10-20-2008, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eriic

Just show them your comedy video, now they will have a more painful recent memory to struggle with....

Dude, come to one of my shows, I'd love to practice my heckler beat-down skills on you.

tiger · 10-20-2008, 04:25 PM

If you erase the memory you will most likely end up doing it again.

tony286 · 10-20-2008, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webair

That's already out man its called pot =)

you made me laugh Mike

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-20-2008, 04:40 PM

This thread is going to haunt you.

The Duck · 10-20-2008, 04:41 PM

You can probably do it with NLP.

B O B · 10-20-2008, 04:44 PM

hahahah
your act is funny as hell

mikeyddddd · 10-20-2008, 05:04 PM

RRRED · 10-20-2008, 05:07 PM

That was awesome... I'd pay top dollar for sure.

misanthrope · 10-20-2008, 05:18 PM

haven't heard anything in a while... but there was research into beta blockers and the formation of long term memories.

Propranolol

http://www.acfnewsource.org/science/memory_pill.html

Eriic · 10-21-2008, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Dude, come to one of my shows, I'd love to practice my heckler beat-down skills on you.

I would love that

ultimatebbwdotcom · 10-21-2008, 01:19 PM

Blasting yourself is all well and good but everyone around you still remembers the event.

Maybe an industrial size dispenser would be in order, so you can memory douche the whole room the next time that fart turns into an underpant filler.

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