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Why is Canada so fucking awesome?
Someone please tell me
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I really like Canada!
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because they don't put you in jail until you're 14?
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Why don't you tell us what you think makes Canada awesome?
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I need a beer
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The walrus run free in the tundra and the polar bear make good gaurd dogs
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[QUOTE=Spunky;14943768]The walrus run free in the tundra and the polar bear make good gaurd dogs[/QUOTE}
i am the walrus cu cu ca choo |
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I need a beer
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Trailor park boys can say fuck on tv
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Oh, that reminds me. I was watching Fear Factor while talkin to my mom who lives in the US... she was also watching Fear Factor.
So one of the bug eating contests comes on and she starts talking about how gross it is, and then the contestant couldn't stomach it anymore and grabs the bucket. At that point, I tell my mom how funny it is that this person is hurling into the bucket so hard and she says "what? I don't see that. It went to commercial!" Sucks to be American ![]() |
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I need a beer
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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no polar bears or seals around here.. sled dogs I've seen once.. a true Indian who lived in a bus and lived off the land.
I have not been to the U.S but from what I read.. it sounds like a tough place to live, always need to watch your back, carry guns with you etc etc. when I was 5 I was allowed to drive my tricycle around the the block.. go to store and buy my mom smokes.. but today Its not that friendly but its not as bad as stories I read in the states. |
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canadians first to make square toilet seats wonder if they'll make it to the U.S.
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sex is good
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igloo building material is free
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When I asked a friend if he thought Canada was great, his answer was Justin Morneau.
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Because you can legally drink at 18!
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best country in the fucking world
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generally nice people and a more liberal atmosphere...remember though canada is BIG bigger than the US size wise so there are many different areas with different things to offer. Lots of people from the US I talk to think of Canada as a city or something.
"Hey do you know steve from canada?" lol |
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Unlike the United States, Canada understands that if they ship their jobs out of the country, they might as well be lighting their own money on fire.
I'm a big fan of the show "How It's Made". It was a big eye-opener. Look carefully, most of the stuff on the show is made in Canada, including the show. There's something to be said for fair trade.
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The first time I ever went to canada I was sitting on a patio at a hotel, drinking a beer at 9am and some guy just walks up to me and asks me if I want to split a joint with him. I think realized he was a waiter at the restaurant.
I'd say thats why they're awesome haha
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I love it
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Hmm,
let me say again. Canadians are aliens. Dry and odd mannered. Something very subtly disturbing about some of them. Their just like people living in the North here in the states. A horse of a different color indeed. |
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Cheap cars ( nova scotia has the cheapest new cars in the world )
cheap gas down to earth people Great unspoiled nature Canadians know their country
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because Canada has all the material things the US has without the racial tension or the divisive politics.
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Every April 20th the Prime Minister gives out free weed to children in need.
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don't forget the beer is stronger...
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Rogers occasionally plays porn for free.
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Canadians are just too friendly. No one's that friendly. Something definitely wrong with people who are like that. Like they're up to something with all the friendliness. What are they up to? They scare me. :D
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lol
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Canada kind of sucks, high taxes, crappy weather, but at least our greed didn't cause a massive global down turn.
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Well, Canada is great because George W is not running it (although some sarcastic GFYer is going to add Stephen Harper is the closest thing to W).
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I like Canada a lot -- been here a few years, and I like it.
The one key thing that swung the deal for me, is that my local supermarket stocks Marmite ![]() |
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how about $1 USD is $1.27 CAN good enough for ya A?
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I love Canada but I'm tired of the winters so I'm leaving and going to LA!
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Seriously I moved up here 5 years ago Everyone says Canada's health system sucks, I havnt seen anything wrong with it. The Canadian Dollars just gave me a 20% raise on my USD so thats good There is plenty of Snowboarding in the winter and Snowmobiling In the summer you can go to some of the best cottage country in the world If you like the outdoors Canada is the shit! The housing market is fine here I have made 6 figures on our house and its staying steady I lived and Phoenix before I came up here and I have lived in 13 states around the US The racial tension here doesnt really exist There is minimal crime Gas cost a little more but its not that bad and my business is thriving up here But best of all Ellisa is from Canada and I thank her all the time for having me move up here instead of her to Phoenix although she really wanted to come to phoenix to get out of the one thing I don't like a ton: the cold winter but I have learned to like it through winter sports So with all that said I went to the snowboard show last week and got my new gear for this year where the fuck is the snow already |
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