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RayVega · 10-30-2008, 06:09 PM

How many keys are too many keys?

You know, I looked at my keys today and thought I might be going into janitor territory. You know, there's always a guy with a lot of keys and a small dick...With the addition of two office keys from work, I now have eleven keys...
1-Safe deposit key
5-Gun lock keys
1-Key to my office
1-key to my partner's office
1-key to front door
1-Handcuff key
1-Car Key

I noticed that when you hold it up, the keys flair out!

I really can't afford to take any off the ring, no sense in locking guns up unless nobody can get the keys, right? I keep em in a safe, but I have kids so I'm not taking chances. Is this Janitor territory or what?

I may add that I have NO bullshit keychains or anything, just the ring. Maybe I need a bigger ring.

What do you guys keep on your keyring?

BusterBunny · 10-30-2008, 06:26 PM

1 car key 1 house key one handcuff key and an in-n-out burger coin

EXPORT · 10-30-2008, 06:28 PM

handcuff key? both of you?

what is that in aid of?

Spunky · 10-30-2008, 06:31 PM

Two sets.one cars and the other house

tony286 · 10-30-2008, 06:35 PM

key to my home
key to my office
home alarm fob
mailbox key
one key I dont know whats it for and dont want to throw it out because that moment I will remember whats its for.
car key

BusterBunny · 10-30-2008, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by EXPORT

handcuff key? both of you?

what is that in aid of?

i have saved a few kids with mine that just came across a set of cuffs and tossed them on someone without ever thinking to make sure there was a key to unlock them...and i've been called at like 3am being asked to drive across town and unlock a friend who's girlfriend cuffed him to the bed and didn't have a key

RayVega · 10-30-2008, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by EXPORT

handcuff key? both of you?

what is that in aid of?

You never know when you'll need one.

EXPORT · 10-30-2008, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

i have saved a few kids with mine that just came across a set of cuffs and tossed them on someone without ever thinking to make sure there was a key to unlock them...and i've been called at like 3am being asked to drive across town and unlock a friend who's girlfriend cuffed him to the bed and didn't have a key

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

You never know when you'll need one.

is there a standard handcuff key?

or more like a pick

sorry I am from the UK never heard of such a thing

Peaches · 10-30-2008, 06:51 PM

My most used "key ring" is one of those things that looks like the old curly phone cords. It's at least 15 years old and I keep it on my wrist most of the time I'm not in the car or it's not in my pocketbook. There's my house key, salon key and keys for both cars.

Then I have another key ring with the keys to my storage room (one for the locked gate, one for the room) that's just an old silver ring

Then an USAF key ring with my personal mailbox key and the key to the salon mail box.

Then I have ANOTHER one with the key to my mailbox in ATL with the key to get in the front door.

THEN ANOTHER key chain (and this one is actually a chain

) with duplicates of all the above keys that I keep at home all the time.

As you can tell, I hate having a heavy key ring but I have a lot of crap I have to unlock. Plus I have 3 different safe deposit keys (mine, Dad's and brother's) in a jewelry box ;)

Lycanthrope · 10-30-2008, 06:58 PM

Keys and P-38 "can opener"

After Shock Media · 10-30-2008, 07:02 PM

Let me look.

Little leather flap attached to a ring (dealership on flap, no idea why I kept it).
Van key
House key
Electronic lock, alarm, blah blah device.
Small canister of mace in leather flip pouch.
-Attached ring:
bestbuy, playercard, hallmark, petco, officemax, office depot, Ace hardware, and VPI pet insurance tag things.

Thats it on that set of keys. I think wifes has about same. Then our property ring has keys to rentals, house, storage sheds, locks around yard, etc.

Peaches · 10-30-2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

bestbuy, playercard, hallmark, petco, officemax, office depot, Ace hardware, and VPI pet insurance tag things.

I think I'm the only person who still uses cards. I have about 10 of them in my wallet because I refuse to put them on my keyring

BusterBunny · 10-30-2008, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EXPORT

is there a standard handcuff key?

or more like a pick

sorry I am from the UK never heard of such a thing

pretty sure there is a pretty universally standard key shape for the mass produced cheapo's u'd buy at a flea market or porn shop...and then law enforcement has different pattern that is issued as their universal standard, but individual cops can proly buy nicer ones that are harder to pick and have weird key patterns...i have mine from a swap meet when i was like 10...proly lost the cuffs the first day but the key has come in handy for 20 years

i should point out that is just an educated guess i really don't know for sure...

10-30-2008, 06:09 PM	#1
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	What's on your keyring? How many keys are too many keys? You know, I looked at my keys today and thought I might be going into janitor territory. You know, there's always a guy with a lot of keys and a small dick...With the addition of two office keys from work, I now have eleven keys... 1-Safe deposit key 5-Gun lock keys 1-Key to my office 1-key to my partner's office 1-key to front door 1-Handcuff key 1-Car Key I noticed that when you hold it up, the keys flair out! I really can't afford to take any off the ring, no sense in locking guns up unless nobody can get the keys, right? I keep em in a safe, but I have kids so I'm not taking chances. Is this Janitor territory or what? I may add that I have NO bullshit keychains or anything, just the ring. Maybe I need a bigger ring. What do you guys keep on your keyring? __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

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BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	1 car key 1 house key one handcuff key and an in-n-out burger coin __________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died Last edited by BusterBunny; 10-30-2008 at 06:27 PM..

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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Let me look. Little leather flap attached to a ring (dealership on flap, no idea why I kept it). Van key House key Electronic lock, alarm, blah blah device. Small canister of mace in leather flip pouch. -Attached ring: bestbuy, playercard, hallmark, petco, officemax, office depot, Ace hardware, and VPI pet insurance tag things. Thats it on that set of keys. I think wifes has about same. Then our property ring has keys to rentals, house, storage sheds, locks around yard, etc. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

10-30-2008, 06:28 PM	#3
EXPORT Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,345	handcuff key? both of you? what is that in aid of?

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	key to my home key to my office home alarm fob mailbox key one key I dont know whats it for and dont want to throw it out because that moment I will remember whats its for. car key

10-30-2008, 06:51 PM	#9
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	My most used "key ring" is one of those things that looks like the old curly phone cords. It's at least 15 years old and I keep it on my wrist most of the time I'm not in the car or it's not in my pocketbook. There's my house key, salon key and keys for both cars. Then I have another key ring with the keys to my storage room (one for the locked gate, one for the room) that's just an old silver ring Then an USAF key ring with my personal mailbox key and the key to the salon mail box. Then I have ANOTHER one with the key to my mailbox in ATL with the key to get in the front door. THEN ANOTHER key chain (and this one is actually a chain ) with duplicates of all the above keys that I keep at home all the time. As you can tell, I hate having a heavy key ring but I have a lot of crap I have to unlock. Plus I have 3 different safe deposit keys (mine, Dad's and brother's) in a jewelry box ;)