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All Your Design Needs
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So I meet a guy Last Night After My Halloween Party !!!
I went to a friends party and as you all saw I was dressed as a sexy devil ..
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He was a super hot guy... But as soon as I said I did adult design .. He thought I was a Pornstar ... We exchaged numbers and kisses but what should I do !!!!
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Moo Moo Cow
Join Date: Mar 2004
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If he thought you were a porn star and didn't try to fuck you, he's gay.
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
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nice costume! but your doorstop is missing the head!
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Send him a phone video clip of you shoving a huge black cock up your ass. That'll make his day.
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Arthur Flegenheimer
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give me a good bj., he wont care what you do
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Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
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Don't worry, she'll give it head.
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I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit. |
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#9 |
All Your Design Needs
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Ohhh he tried ....
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Moo Moo Cow
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Hot Pics you got there!
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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please don't cheat
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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#15 |
All Your Design Needs
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You are such an asshole !! guys like you make me sick ... So all you really wanted was to tell everyone you fucked me !!!
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
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All Your Design Needs
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So you think this is funny now ... ??? You were the one saying I know you're in adult so am I... we will work it out !!! You fucking prick !!
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I guarantee it
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All Your Design Needs
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I wish my outfit was 2$ ... with make up and all the bullshit i was just over $85.00
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Amateur Pimpin
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Beautiful pics hun
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Black Vagina Finder
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The Midwest
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Why would you say that you do "adult" design? Just say that you design websites....If you're not actually shooting porn and aren't talent, don't even bother claiming the adult industry.
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Awesome Pics, You look great..
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#29 |
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My last 2 jobs.. A stripper, a cam model, or design .. I like to keep it real .. and I do Adult design 99% of the time .. So that why I said Adult design ... I really have no life outsdie of work lolz
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visit hardlinks.org
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maybe he wanted to make it rain chocolate?
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Here is the answer.
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because she's a fucking attention whore?
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Just tell him you weren't a porn star and all you did was spread your pussy on cam for strangers.
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Be friendly and don't expect too much from him.
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Your track record with men is about as good as mine with women, so lets say screw these losers, and just date each other... or we could just fuck, your choice!?!?
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So Fucking What
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So Fucking What
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I have to agree with Hank. Just trust your own instincts.
If he does call and you spend a little more time with him he'll figure out who you are, and more important who you are not, fairly quickly. OR he'll act like an lecherous ass and you'll tell him not to call again. |
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You should have lied. You know this.
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Do as i say, not as i do!
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very nice Zuzana
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My GF wore the same costume on Friday
![]() I'll share my tried and true job description with ya. Works like a charm. "I own a Web design and marketing business, most of my clients are adult entertainment companies" Sounds a bit more professional and leaves a nice easy opening for a convo ![]()
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MadZuma
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you're hot!
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I think you're an attention whore, tell the poor guy to find someone else.
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She worked in adult business, so she knows best how to make an adult design sell, her niche is adult design, so shes very much in the adult industry here.
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Lookin hot! Who cares what he thinks, girl! If he is worth your time, he will treat you like a princess and won't even give a shit about what you do for a job. If he's not worth your time, you'll figure it out and kick him to the curb.
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we're not buying the "he was a super hot guy" bit
I bet if you could point him out to all of us I am sure we would have to break it to you that he is actually a hipster dufus of some sort ![]()
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