Black USA President JOKE (read) - GoFuckYourself.com

czarina · 11-04-2008, 02:11 PM

Jesse Jackson goes to church, kneels down and asks God: "Lord, I need to ask you a very important question, please answer me: Will I ever be president of the United States?"
To his amazement, there's a big rumble and God's voice replies:
"Not in your lifetime"

Jesse Jackson then asks: "Lord, I don't want to push my luck, but I need to know: will a woman ever be president of the United States?"
There's an even louder sound and bigger rumble and God's voice replies:
"Not in your lifetime"

Astonished, Jesse Jackson replies: "Lord, will a black man ever be president of the United States?"
This time there is an enormous rumble, the church rattles, the ground shakes, dust falls on top of Jesse, and finally God's voice replies:
"Not in my lifetime"

Sorry, but there's no day like today for this joke. But, let's prove God wrong... Vote for Obama!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-04-2008, 02:19 PM

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Puremeds-J · 11-04-2008, 02:38 PM

hahahahaha

Violetta · 11-04-2008, 04:05 PM

lol... go Obama!!!!!!!!!

11-04-2008, 02:11 PM	#1
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	Black USA President JOKE (read) Jesse Jackson goes to church, kneels down and asks God: "Lord, I need to ask you a very important question, please answer me: Will I ever be president of the United States?" To his amazement, there's a big rumble and God's voice replies: "Not in your lifetime" Jesse Jackson then asks: "Lord, I don't want to push my luck, but I need to know: will a woman ever be president of the United States?" There's an even louder sound and bigger rumble and God's voice replies: "Not in your lifetime" Astonished, Jesse Jackson replies: "Lord, will a black man ever be president of the United States?" This time there is an enormous rumble, the church rattles, the ground shakes, dust falls on top of Jesse, and finally God's voice replies: "Not in my lifetime" Sorry, but there's no day like today for this joke. But, let's prove God wrong... Vote for Obama!

11-04-2008, 02:38 PM	#3
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11-04-2008, 04:05 PM	#4
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11-04-2008, 02:19 PM	#2
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