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AR-Melody · 11-07-2008, 01:52 AM

Up to a few months ago I was a very popular college student with lots of friends and had no trouble getting girls. Now this problem I have made me drop out of college, lose girlfriends, and my friends are disgusted to hang out with me.

My problem is that all of a sudden my ass really started to stink even after a shower. I mean it smells like I shit myself or like I just took a shit and didn't bother to wipe my ass. I can asure that I don't shit myself and I wipe my ass until clean. I even tried that sphincterine stuff which seems not to work for me. This problem made me drop out of college to spare myself the embarassment and haven't gotten laid in a while which kills me because girls ask me why I don't want to hang out with them and the 'sick' excuse is getting quite old. I seriously have no idea what to do, it is really bothering me because I am ashamed just to go out of my house. It is weird because when I sit down it feels like theres shit in my ass but when I go to wipe nothings on the napkin and the sphincterine just blends with the smell. If you could please help me because now I just sit at home like a loser and cannot hang out with my friends without feeling ashamed.

BusterBunny · 11-07-2008, 01:56 AM

Greg MissionD · 11-07-2008, 03:19 AM

Sounds like he needs to stop using napkins and get a decent ass washer like they have in Thailand.

seeandsee · 11-07-2008, 03:36 AM

kill yourself now

grumpy · 11-07-2008, 03:45 AM

i understand you have a problem but there are no qualified doctors on gfy.

Its a letter from a friend uhh

Machete_ · 11-07-2008, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by grumpy

i understand you have a problem but there are no qualified doctors on gfy.

Its a letter from a friend uhh

Everyone on GFY is a SEO expert, professor in fitness and multi millionaire. In between, I'm sure there are some super surgeons and doctors as well.

blonda80 · 11-07-2008, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AR-Melody

Up to a few months ago I was a very popular college student with lots of friends and had no trouble getting girls. Now this problem I have made me drop out of college, lose girlfriends, and my friends are disgusted to hang out with me.

My problem is that all of a sudden my ass really started to stink even after a shower. I mean it smells like I shit myself or like I just took a shit and didn't bother to wipe my ass. I can asure that I don't shit myself and I wipe my ass until clean. I even tried that sphincterine stuff which seems not to work for me. This problem made me drop out of college to spare myself the embarassment and haven't gotten laid in a while which kills me because girls ask me why I don't want to hang out with them and the 'sick' excuse is getting quite old. I seriously have no idea what to do, it is really bothering me because I am ashamed just to go out of my house. It is weird because when I sit down it feels like theres shit in my ass but when I go to wipe nothings on the napkin and the sphincterine just blends with the smell. If you could please help me because now I just sit at home like a loser and cannot hang out with my friends without feeling ashamed.

oh my

d-null · 11-07-2008, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy

Its a letter from a friend uhh

Redmanthatcould · 11-07-2008, 04:35 AM

I had a similar problem years ago. Once you stop sucking tranny cock, it leaves your system. I'm no doctor, but I have sucked some tranny cock in my day, so I know a thing or two when it comes to foul ass smell.

No big deal - they are still chicks.

Dennis Rodman · 11-07-2008, 04:41 AM

Your mom

skallar · 11-07-2008, 04:42 AM

no idea who wrote that, but damn it's funny.

I lol'd like 3 times while reading.

Vicious_B · 11-07-2008, 06:35 AM

Thats pretty messed up. At some point you think they would go to a doctor instead of posting on an adult webmaster board

travs · 11-07-2008, 06:51 AM

that is one serious shit goin on

DWB · 11-07-2008, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Greg MissionD

Sounds like he needs to stop using napkins and get a decent ass washer like they have in Thailand.

You ever squirt that thing up your bum while you rub one out? It REALLY brings the orgasm up a few notches.

HorseShit · 11-07-2008, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

You ever squirt that thing up your bum while you rub one out? It REALLY brings the orgasm up a few notches.

pornguy · 11-07-2008, 07:16 AM

Ha. Actually there is a Doctor here on GFY. But I dont think this is his field.

I think he is a brain doc.

Iron Fist · 11-07-2008, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

You ever squirt that thing up your bum while you rub one out? It REALLY brings the orgasm up a few notches.

qxm · 11-07-2008, 07:59 AM

I dunno what to say.... so fucked up ... I am now officially startled ...

</LOL at the "ass wiping with napkins thing tho">

carol.prime · 11-07-2008, 11:10 AM

Tom_PM · 11-07-2008, 11:16 AM

What a weird problem. So weird it sounds plausible, sorta kinda.

The Bender · 11-07-2008, 11:22 AM

that sure is different!

bhutocracy · 11-07-2008, 03:40 PM

Sounds like one of my employees.

aniloscash · 11-07-2008, 03:45 PM

yeah go fuck yourself. now you know why.

11-07-2008, 01:52 AM	#1
AR-Melody So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 213	Which gfyer wrote this letter? Up to a few months ago I was a very popular college student with lots of friends and had no trouble getting girls. Now this problem I have made me drop out of college, lose girlfriends, and my friends are disgusted to hang out with me. My problem is that all of a sudden my ass really started to stink even after a shower. I mean it smells like I shit myself or like I just took a shit and didn't bother to wipe my ass. I can asure that I don't shit myself and I wipe my ass until clean. I even tried that sphincterine stuff which seems not to work for me. This problem made me drop out of college to spare myself the embarassment and haven't gotten laid in a while which kills me because girls ask me why I don't want to hang out with them and the 'sick' excuse is getting quite old. I seriously have no idea what to do, it is really bothering me because I am ashamed just to go out of my house. It is weird because when I sit down it feels like theres shit in my ass but when I go to wipe nothings on the napkin and the sphincterine just blends with the smell. If you could please help me because now I just sit at home like a loser and cannot hang out with my friends without feeling ashamed.

11-07-2008, 01:56 AM	#2
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11-07-2008, 03:19 AM	#3
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11-07-2008, 03:45 AM	#5
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11-07-2008, 04:35 AM	#9
Redmanthatcould Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,771	I had a similar problem years ago. Once you stop sucking tranny cock, it leaves your system. I'm no doctor, but I have sucked some tranny cock in my day, so I know a thing or two when it comes to foul ass smell. No big deal - they are still chicks.

11-07-2008, 04:41 AM	#10
Dennis Rodman So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,060	Your mom

11-07-2008, 04:42 AM	#11
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11-07-2008, 06:35 AM	#12
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11-07-2008, 06:51 AM	#13
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11-07-2008, 07:16 AM	#16
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11-07-2008, 07:59 AM	#18
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11-07-2008, 11:16 AM	#20
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11-07-2008, 11:22 AM	#21
The Bender Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 36	that sure is different!

11-07-2008, 03:40 PM	#22
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	Sounds like one of my employees.

11-07-2008, 03:45 PM	#23
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