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Voodoo · 11-07-2008, 05:21 PM

JEFFFFFF! Whaddup buddy! Your lawyer looks shady.

Redmanthatcould · 11-07-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

JEFFFFFF! Whaddup buddy! Your lawyer looks shady.

you think that mercedes pays for itself?

WRONG

you gotta win BIG like only p'ta mon con

seeandsee · 11-07-2008, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

Fresh · 11-07-2008, 05:26 PM

P'Ta Mon is an outstanding attorney. I hadnt done anything and he got me 2 years

woj · 11-07-2008, 05:27 PM

Voodoo · 11-07-2008, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

you think that mercedes pays for itself?

WRONG

you gotta win BIG like only p'ta mon con

CosmicTang · 11-07-2008, 05:31 PM

I wonder how long he had to drive around looking for a mercedes in a great spot to stand in front of.

HomerSimpson · 11-07-2008, 05:50 PM

ahhh finally a lawyer with a style of black pimp...

Ace_luffy · 11-07-2008, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

Zuzana Designs · 11-07-2008, 08:22 PM

LOLZ.. look at his belt ... Big Pimpin !!

dav3 · 11-07-2008, 08:26 PM

Lawyer voodoo is the surest route!

SilentKnight · 11-07-2008, 08:29 PM

Must take him a half dozen attempts to get that bling past the court metal detectors.

NickB. · 11-07-2008, 09:39 PM

roflol

thats just horrible

AaliyahLove · 11-07-2008, 10:07 PM

He looks like the right man 4 the job.. what the job is, I don't know..

tony286 · 11-07-2008, 10:16 PM

yep he is the guy lol

GregE · 11-08-2008, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by CosmicTang

I wonder how long he had to drive around looking for a mercedes in a great spot to stand in front of.

bloggerz · 11-08-2008, 02:34 AM

he wont be getting my call lol

Bojangles · 11-08-2008, 02:39 AM

hahahahha

RedShoe · 11-08-2008, 02:41 AM

Jeff!!

Double X FUCKING L when am I getting my shirt?

Scott McD · 11-08-2008, 05:25 AM

Too funny...

VeriSexy · 11-08-2008, 05:46 AM

lol... that made my day

Kudles · 11-08-2008, 12:36 PM

Holy crap thats funny

The Duck · 11-08-2008, 01:21 PM

I would hire him.

pornguy · 11-08-2008, 02:14 PM

Sadly he most likely makes an ass load of money..

Saw a guy in court like that one day and Spoke that way to a judge. Mon this and Mon that, and the judge told him he, and his client had 3 weeks to learn to speak english, and tossed him out of the court.

HorseShit · 11-08-2008, 02:24 PM

Hank_Heartland · 11-08-2008, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

Jeff baby,

How many cases has he won for you

fatfoo · 11-08-2008, 02:52 PM

lol.....................

eroticsexxx · 11-09-2008, 12:50 AM

The question at hand isn't how he looks, but how he thinks and what connections he has in judicial circles.

You never know, he could be a genius under those locks...simply waiting for some naive prosecutor to underestimate his abilities.

Then, WHAP!

A big case gets dropped and his client walks because they thought he was a mere dumb dread from Jamaica.

dynastoned · 11-09-2008, 03:17 AM

he obviously knows how to market the right crowd.

Greg MissionD · 11-09-2008, 03:23 AM

No Evidence, No Conviction!

Ycaza · 11-09-2008, 06:23 PM

Funny thing is, that that ad appeals to lots of people that need his sort of help

Phil · 11-09-2008, 06:55 PM

Jamaica man. I would hire him.

WinstonTriplexcash · 11-09-2008, 07:07 PM

Funny shit!

aico · 11-09-2008, 07:11 PM

It's actually a pretty good ad. People who need that sort of service will relate to him much better than some clean cut looking lawyer.

Still funny as hell though

JenniDahling · 11-09-2008, 07:12 PM

I think this is his other ride

Ace_luffy · 11-09-2008, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

I think this is his other ride

customize bike!

germ · 11-09-2008, 09:43 PM

Haha...what the fuck.

Abbie · 11-09-2008, 10:40 PM

I've seen this guy in the news. He fancies himself a rapper, a lawyer, a real estate agent, and more.

Redmanthatcould · 11-10-2008, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Greg MissionD

No Evidence, No Conviction!

That's still the funniest part to me...like he's the guy to see if you want evidence tampered with

Meeper · 11-10-2008, 06:11 PM

ROFL!! hahaha thats amazing. HIRED

Peter Romero · 11-10-2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

Lemme guess... In Miami right?

camgirlshide · 11-10-2008, 07:13 PM

I had to google for this guy and found this:
http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/08/l...r_pta_mo_1.php

gandalfuy · 11-10-2008, 07:15 PM

Spunky · 11-10-2008, 07:47 PM

Does he have gold teefs?

Rick Diculous · 11-10-2008, 08:44 PM

Should have spelled it LAWYA!!!

jakethedog · 11-10-2008, 09:22 PM

http://www.ptamon.com/

DaddyHalbucks · 11-10-2008, 09:30 PM

Generally, the bar frowns on ads like that. Sometimes, they will tell lawyers to remove/ change their ads.

picaso · 11-10-2008, 10:38 PM

StaceyJo · 11-10-2008, 10:48 PM

lol, a good lawyer on his on way.

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