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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-10-2008, 11:57 AM

yesterday i noticed one of my corns somehow popped the latch on his terrarium open, i wa spretty worried as i couldn't find him. woke up this morning and tossed the sheets off and he was curled up down by my leg right under the sheets! he's a friendly little guy and i'm sure he just found a nice warm place to crash for the night, but for a second there he scared the living fuck out of me!

last place i thought i'd find him!

Fresh · 11-10-2008, 12:01 PM

beautiful snake! I had a albino burmese python

Rorschach · 11-10-2008, 12:08 PM

you keep that thing in your house? you're fucking insane.

Sosa · 11-10-2008, 12:13 PM

i would have fucking shit myself

tiger · 11-10-2008, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

you keep that thing in your house? you're fucking insane.

They aren't dangerous unless you happen to be a mouse.

mrwilson · 11-10-2008, 12:26 PM

What a beautiful snake!

I have python and a rat snake currently. I plan to get more when i finish the spare room

hypedough · 11-10-2008, 12:35 PM

Nice looking snake! Sounds friendly as hell too!

cherrylula · 11-10-2008, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

yesterday i noticed one of my corns somehow popped the latch on his terrarium open, i wa spretty worried as i couldn't find him. woke up this morning and tossed the sheets off and he was curled up down by my leg right under the sheets! he's a friendly little guy and i'm sure he just found a nice warm place to crash for the night, but for a second there he scared the living fuck out of me!

last place i thought i'd find him!

he was looking for his friend, the trouser snake.

DAMNMAN · 11-10-2008, 12:42 PM

Where are you at? I'm in Florida and our corn snakes are different here. (Same as Red Rat Snakes)

Bex · 11-10-2008, 12:45 PM

What's with all the shavings in your bed?

Marky333 · 11-10-2008, 12:48 PM

I would split his head apart with my katana. I hate snakes.

cwd · 11-10-2008, 12:51 PM

when I read the title I thought you lived out on the range somewhere..."woke up with a snake in by bed roll, shot it, ate it for breakfast and got on my horse and mosied on..."

Sentient · 11-10-2008, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sosa

i would have fucking shit myself

That sums it up.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-10-2008, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bex

What's with all the shavings in your bed?

Zuzana Designs · 11-10-2008, 12:57 PM

yikes I would have been soo scared ..

BVF · 11-10-2008, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

yesterday i noticed one of my corns somehow popped the latch on his terrarium open, i wa spretty worried as i couldn't find him. woke up this morning and tossed the sheets off and he was curled up down by my leg right under the sheets! he's a friendly little guy and i'm sure he just found a nice warm place to crash for the night, but for a second there he scared the living fuck out of me!

last place i thought i'd find him!

You sure it wasn't some "Alabama Black Snake" that was in your bed last night?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-10-2008, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

You sure it wasn't some "Alabama Black Snake" that was in your bed last night?

nah, i could still walk just fine this morning....

aico · 11-10-2008, 01:15 PM

Too much corn in your poop, he was just looking for food.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 11-10-2008, 01:27 PM

I used to have a rather large bull snake that didnt have a cage and slept in my closet..it would come out at night..slither across my bed which was a futon at the time, and climb around the window trying to get out or rub its skin off its nose.

Alice, my current snake would only curl up on my neck in the middle of the night. He has gone from a sweet little guy that was only a little over a foot long to a 6 foot monster thats body is as thick as my thigh and could crush my chest cavity.

Your corn is cute..looks like its getting ready to shed

Khulan · 11-10-2008, 01:38 PM

geez, how can u sleep with the snake in a bed? looks like you were very calm. If I were you, I would have scaried a lot and scream loudly.

Z · 11-10-2008, 01:40 PM

Heh...I feel asleep watching a movie and holding my snake a month or so ago. I woke up with her laying across my neck and face. I jumped a little when I woke up, but mostly it was just funny.

I've got a 3 1/2 ft. long, 1 year old albino burmese python named Rosa.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-10-2008, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Z

Heh...I feel asleep watching a movie and holding my snake a month or so ago. I woke up with her laying across my neck and face. I jumped a little when I woke up, but mostly it was just funny.

I've got a 3 1/2 ft. long, 1 year old albino burmese python named Rosa.

Rosa is going to be a big girl some day! At the moment I have 3 corns (anery male, motley candycane female, and a albino snow female) and a male/female pair of mexican black kingsnakes. I think a 5-6 foot snake is good enough for me :D i do want to get a high contrast albino ball python though. my little anery (the one i woke up to) isn't even a foot long yet...

GAMEFINEST · 11-10-2008, 08:54 PM

very sexy indeed

CyberHustler · 11-10-2008, 09:01 PM

You should have trapped it under the covers and farted...

Barefootsies · 11-10-2008, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

you keep that thing in your house? you're fucking insane.

Spunky · 11-10-2008, 09:27 PM

Those aren't pillows!

DaddyHalbucks · 11-10-2008, 10:20 PM

Not my thing, but they don't frighten me either.

Bojangles · 11-10-2008, 10:28 PM

Haha. Awesome.

spanky part 2 · 11-10-2008, 10:41 PM

A friend just told me a story about her python or boa I can't remember which. She always slept with it with no problems, then one day it just stopped eating. Hadn't eaten for weeks I guess. She woke up one morning and it was stiff as a board next to her. She thought it was dead and poked it, but it was still alive.

She called the vet and told him what was going on. I guess the vet screamed at her to just get the fuck out of the house. From what he told her, the snake was sizing her up to see if it was big enough to swallow her. She shit herself and got rid of the snake.

Why in the world people keep cold blooded animals as pets and say they are friendly. All they know if to keep warm and to eat. They have no feelings, except maybe hunger.

StaceyJo · 11-10-2008, 10:43 PM

Scary. I hate crawling animals.

Spunky · 11-10-2008, 10:43 PM

Insert snake exploding after eating a child pic here

Antonio · 11-10-2008, 11:40 PM

which explains your missing left testicle

Marcus Aurelius · 11-10-2008, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

You sure it wasn't some "Alabama Black Snake" that was in your bed last night?

"Too Buku, Too Buku"

kesha1 · 11-10-2008, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

You sure it wasn't some "Alabama Black Snake" that was in your bed last night?

Pretty funny!

collegeboobies · 11-11-2008, 12:09 AM

show some feeding pics

11-10-2008, 11:57 AM	#1
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	i wokeup to a snake in my bed today yesterday i noticed one of my corns somehow popped the latch on his terrarium open, i wa spretty worried as i couldn't find him. woke up this morning and tossed the sheets off and he was curled up down by my leg right under the sheets! he's a friendly little guy and i'm sure he just found a nice warm place to crash for the night, but for a second there he scared the living fuck out of me! last place i thought i'd find him!

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DAMNMAN Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,440	Where are you at? I'm in Florida and our corn snakes are different here. (Same as Red Rat Snakes) __________________ email: zmaster (at) earthlink.net ICQ: 196678616 ZMASTER One less god!!! I contend that we are both an atheist. I just belive in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

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Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	i would have fucking shit myself

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mrwilson mrwilson 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ICQ: 465406783 Posts: 5,122	What a beautiful snake! I have python and a rat snake currently. I plan to get more when i finish the spare room

11-10-2008, 12:48 PM	#11
Marky333 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 974	I would split his head apart with my katana. I hate snakes.

11-10-2008, 12:51 PM	#12
cwd Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In a dream Posts: 1,955	when I read the title I thought you lived out on the range somewhere..."woke up with a snake in by bed roll, shot it, ate it for breakfast and got on my horse and mosied on..."

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11-10-2008, 01:15 PM	#18
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Too much corn in your poop, he was just looking for food.

11-10-2008, 01:27 PM	#19
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	I used to have a rather large bull snake that didnt have a cage and slept in my closet..it would come out at night..slither across my bed which was a futon at the time, and climb around the window trying to get out or rub its skin off its nose. Alice, my current snake would only curl up on my neck in the middle of the night. He has gone from a sweet little guy that was only a little over a foot long to a 6 foot monster thats body is as thick as my thigh and could crush my chest cavity. Your corn is cute..looks like its getting ready to shed

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Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	Heh...I feel asleep watching a movie and holding my snake a month or so ago. I woke up with her laying across my neck and face. I jumped a little when I woke up, but mostly it was just funny. I've got a 3 1/2 ft. long, 1 year old albino burmese python named Rosa.

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Bojangles Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,419	Haha. Awesome.

11-10-2008, 10:41 PM	#29
spanky part 2 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,981	A friend just told me a story about her python or boa I can't remember which. She always slept with it with no problems, then one day it just stopped eating. Hadn't eaten for weeks I guess. She woke up one morning and it was stiff as a board next to her. She thought it was dead and poked it, but it was still alive. She called the vet and told him what was going on. I guess the vet screamed at her to just get the fuck out of the house. From what he told her, the snake was sizing her up to see if it was big enough to swallow her. She shit herself and got rid of the snake. Why in the world people keep cold blooded animals as pets and say they are friendly. All they know if to keep warm and to eat. They have no feelings, except maybe hunger.

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11-11-2008, 12:09 AM	#35
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