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Old 02-02-2009, 12:26 AM   #1
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A Rooster and a Prostitute


Maybe some of you have heard this one but the first time I heard it I thought it was great:


What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?



One says "cock-a-doodle-doo" and the other says "any cock will do"
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Old 02-02-2009, 12:31 AM   #2
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I have heard that one yes.
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:15 AM   #3
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Maybe some of you have heard this one but the first time I heard it I thought it was great:


What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?



One says "cock-a-doodle-doo" and the other says "any cock will do"
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:17 AM   #4
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Yeah, really old.
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:21 AM   #5
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Maybe some of you have heard this one but the first time I heard it I thought it was great:


What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?



One says "cock-a-doodle-doo" and the other says "any cock will do"
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Old 02-02-2009, 02:13 AM   #6
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Nice joke there.
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Old 02-02-2009, 02:57 AM   #7
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lmao, lol, lmao, lmao
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Old 02-02-2009, 03:17 AM   #8
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well there's no school like the old school, right? ;)
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Old 02-02-2009, 03:18 AM   #9
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i chuckle'd
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Old 02-02-2009, 03:56 AM   #10
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old but still
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Old 02-02-2009, 04:09 AM   #11
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I really laugh: "cock-a-doodle-doo"
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Old 02-02-2009, 04:21 AM   #12
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hehe nice one
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Old 02-02-2009, 06:08 AM   #13
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Ironically a slut told me that one
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Old 02-02-2009, 06:28 AM   #14
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if it wasn't so old it would be funny
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Old 02-02-2009, 06:36 AM   #15
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Thats a really old one but it still makes me smile.

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Old 02-02-2009, 07:08 AM   #16
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LOL.

Another old favorite: Did you hear about the hooker that got her appendix taken out? They sewed up the wrong hole and now she is making money on the side!
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Old 02-02-2009, 07:39 AM   #17
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