A few facts about women...my wife sent this to me today ;) - GoFuckYourself.com

Nikki_Licks · 11-20-2008, 05:49 PM

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

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If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

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If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

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So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."

Yngwie · 11-20-2008, 05:52 PM

and if you give her a divorce she will take it all

Manowar · 11-20-2008, 05:58 PM

She enlarges what is given to her.

yep, some women do this to my cock

mikeyddddd · 11-20-2008, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

---
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

---
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

---

So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."

J. Falcon · 11-20-2008, 06:13 PM

To quote the great Al Bundy: "Can't live with them, can't shoot them"

Spunky · 11-20-2008, 06:21 PM

Give them a smack and they have you by your balls

mmcfadden · 11-20-2008, 06:24 PM

this thread only applies to good women

nosey · 11-20-2008, 06:42 PM

HorseShit · 11-20-2008, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey

what a cutie

MetaMan · 11-20-2008, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

---
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

---
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

---

So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."

lets break down why you are a pussy:

A) your name is "nikki"
B) you let your wife send you subliminal controlling shit and then most it on a webmaster board so other women can do the same and post it to their men
C) women barely even friggin cook these days
D) you give this thumbs up which basically you are admitting to inhaling your own balls and growing out a pussy

hypedough · 11-20-2008, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

lets break down why you are a pussy:

A) your name is "nikki"
B) you let your wife send you subliminal controlling shit and then most it on a webmaster board so other women can do the same and post it to their men
C) women barely even friggin cook these days
D) you give this thumbs up which basically you are admitting to inhaling your own balls and growing out a pussy

I was waiting... just waiting... for Meta. LOL what Nikki posted was all truth.

Nikki_Licks · 11-21-2008, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

lets break down why you are a pussy:

A) your name is "nikki"
B) you let your wife send you subliminal controlling shit and then most it on a webmaster board so other women can do the same and post it to their men
C) women barely even friggin cook these days
D) you give this thumbs up which basically you are admitting to inhaling your own balls and growing out a pussy

I guess you did not see the humor in it........figures, only a pussy would look at it the way you did......

emac · 11-21-2008, 06:57 AM

my wife needs to read this facts.

Dame · 11-21-2008, 09:36 AM

I would say its pretty close to the truth, at least in my house.

tranza · 11-21-2008, 09:40 AM

Hahaha...pretty nice words!!

11-20-2008, 05:49 PM	#1
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Dame Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 354	I would say its pretty close to the truth, at least in my house.

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