British Tourists Complaints

[Twistys Tim]

The Association of British Travel Agents (ABTA) has
published some of the more bizarre complaints it has
received from Britons holidaying abroad:

'No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.'

'We had to queue outside with no air conditioning.'

'It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or
unruly guests before we travel.'

'I was bitten by a mosquito; no-one said they could bite.'

'We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring
our swimming costumes and towels.'

'We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the
sand as yellow but it was white.'

'It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the
Americans three hours to get home.'

'My fiance and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a
double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact
that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if
you had put us in the room that we booked.'

'I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends'
three-bed room apartment and ours was significantly
smaller.'

'The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the
accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers will we be OK
staying here?'

And finally, from a holidaymaker in Spain:
'There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks
Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.'

[buzzy]

Typical

[borked]

'My fiance and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a
double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact
that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if
you had put us in the room that we booked.'

[ultimatebbwdotcom]

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim

'The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the
accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers will we be OK
staying here?'

[wyldblyss]

Haha love it! People seem to go out of their way to complain about anything

[cykoe6]

That is pretty funny. Most of the British tourists that I see here seem to primarily excel at extreme drunkenness and loud football chants.

[GoNe]

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim

'My fiance and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a
double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact
that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if
you had put us in the room that we booked.'

'There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks
Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.'

Hahaha hilarious!

[Calico Jack]

This is why some people should not travel and ought to be locked in asylums for the perpetually stupid instead!

[tranza]

Hahaha....hat was really funny!

[Neon Dollars Daniel]

Those damn Brits and their strange sense of humour!!!

[halfpint]

hahha us funny brits


Btw I was shocked when I first joined GFY, it was full of porn

[jmcb420]

'No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.'
-WTF????????

[Michael O]

'It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the
Americans three hours to get home.'


Can you just imagine the discussion and out rage over this :D
Damn people are stupid

[BabeHunter]

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim

from a holidaymaker in Spain:
'There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks
Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.'

[papill0n]

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim

And finally, from a holidaymaker in Spain:
'There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks
Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.'

[xmas13]

[digifan]

Originally Posted by Michael O

'It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the
Americans three hours to get home.'


Can you just imagine the discussion and out rage over this :D
Damn people are stupid

That was one of the funniest ones

[BDAdv]

where do i complain botu them sponser that support illegal tube siets ????

[Kudles]

Always something to complain about