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Yngwie · 11-30-2008, 11:49 AM

I'm sure this joke has already been seen many times, but I found it funny so I'm posting it.

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how
much a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially
and realistically?'

The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million
dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.

Kudles · 11-30-2008, 12:00 PM

Haha thats a good one

Spunky · 11-30-2008, 12:02 PM

Heh heh,good for a chuckle

andy83 · 11-30-2008, 12:03 PM

hehehe.. old but still great joke.

Michaelious · 11-30-2008, 01:05 PM

Never heard it! Amazing!

sexandcash · 11-30-2008, 01:07 PM

pretty funny.

Violetta · 11-30-2008, 03:22 PM

hahahahaha...

DVTimes · 11-30-2008, 04:35 PM

classic joke.

J. Falcon · 11-30-2008, 07:30 PM

tony286 · 11-30-2008, 08:03 PM

thats too funny lol

baddog · 11-30-2008, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michaelious

Never heard it! Amazing!

That is amazing.

11-30-2008, 11:49 AM	#1
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	Joke of the day I'm sure this joke has already been seen many times, but I found it funny so I'm posting it. A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?' The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo. __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca Last edited by Yngwie; 11-30-2008 at 11:50 AM..

11-30-2008, 12:00 PM	#2
Kudles Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Here There and Everywhere Posts: 5,477	Haha thats a good one __________________ Free to Play MMOs and MMORPGs

11-30-2008, 12:02 PM	#3
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11-30-2008, 12:03 PM	#4
andy83 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,605	hehehe.. old but still great joke. __________________ Available Skimmed Traffic Available Ad Spots BUY NICHE BANNER CLICKS OR IMPRESSIONS, SELL YOUR SPOTS FOR A FLAT RATE, SELL YOUR AD SPOTS WITH PROTRAFFIC.COM

11-30-2008, 01:05 PM	#5
Michaelious Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,720	Never heard it! Amazing! __________________

11-30-2008, 01:07 PM	#6
sexandcash Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 1,566	pretty funny. __________________ SexandCash ICQ: 490-947-295

11-30-2008, 03:22 PM	#7
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11-30-2008, 04:35 PM	#8
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11-30-2008, 07:30 PM	#9
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11-30-2008, 08:03 PM	#10
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	thats too funny lol