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RayVega · 12-01-2008, 11:26 AM

I was in the bathroom in my office today and I saw something that mystified me. I could see the sink through the crack in the stall, and I saw an employee come in, use the bathroom, and then FAKE washing his hands. He turned on the water, grabbed a towel out of the dispenser, crumbled it up, and threw it in the garbage so it sounded liked he washed, when he in fact did not!

We do not handle food or anything, but man, that says something about a guys character doesn't it? Why not just wash your hands? I am thinking of firing the guy to be honest. Or, is this common?

Thoughts?

MetaMan · 12-01-2008, 11:28 AM

what kind of fucking creeps hawks on people when they are taking a shit?

get a life loser.

i always wash my hands, and it is fucking nasty for people not to. but at the sametime you are a totaly creep for watching how he operates in a bathroom. what are you gay?

you are the type of loser to start a conversation at the urinal, look loser i have my cock in my hand stop talking to me.

halfpint · 12-01-2008, 11:30 AM

funny thread

I have never heard of fake washing your hands

tranza · 12-01-2008, 11:31 AM

Lol, yeah, I've done that before!!

Tom_PM · 12-01-2008, 11:31 AM

Well, that sure is an odd one, gotta admit! LOL

Iron Fist · 12-01-2008, 11:34 AM

The fact that you know of this crack in the washroom and use it to spy on people says a lot about your character as well.

Quid Pro Quo...

MetaMan · 12-01-2008, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

The fact that you know of this crack in the washroom and use it to spy on people says a lot about your character as well.

Quid Pro Quo...

exactlyyyyyyy

i love when idiots throw stones at people.

riddler · 12-01-2008, 11:36 AM

90% of people that go in and out of office bathrooms to shit or piss dont wash their hands they just run it under the water and wipe em and walk out, water doesnt clean germs off so i never got why people do that or was even raised to do that.

TheDoc · 12-01-2008, 11:37 AM

Your hands have more germs, dirt, grime on them than most mens cocks and for sure your sterilized piss.

Do you wash your dirty hands before your touch your clean cock?

Machete_ · 12-01-2008, 11:38 AM

you should watch this then

riddler · 12-01-2008, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

Your hands have more germs, dirt, grime on them than most mens cocks and for sure your sterilized piss.

Do you wash your dirty hands before your touch your clean cock?

actually yes i do, if my hands feel dirty or i know they are dirty ill wash them before i pull my pud out to take a leak

_Richard_ · 12-01-2008, 11:40 AM

that's disgusting.

fuzebox · 12-01-2008, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

I could see the sink through the crack in the stall

Hit me up if you are selling content

Penthouse Tony · 12-01-2008, 11:55 AM

That's pretty gross. I see people go in and out without even faking to wash their hands. Makes you not want to ever shake anyone's hand.

The Heron · 12-01-2008, 11:59 AM

I fake it sometimes! Though only if it is a motion sensor unit and I only touched my cock, then I figure i'm ahead not touching everything and getting the fuck out asap.

bronco67 · 12-01-2008, 12:15 PM

I don't understand that one....

I wash my hands because I'm looking out for myself. I don't understand why anyone would just go through the motions -- for appearances. Now he's stuck with nasty restroom hands.

Anyway, half the dudes in restrooms just walk out without washing their hands.

Machete_ · 12-01-2008, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I don't understand that one....

I wash my hands because I'm looking out for myself. I don't understand why anyone would just go through the motions -- for appearances. Now he's stuck with nasty restroom hands.

Anyway, half the dudes in restrooms just walk out without washing their hands.

it would be like faking a orgasm when you masturbate

mynameisjim · 12-01-2008, 12:21 PM

I have a germ thing so I always wash my hands. I'm also one of those weirdos who uses a towel to grab the door handle on the way out.

Even when going in the bathroom I'll grab the very bottom of the handle assuming that area gets touched less and has fewer germs.

sexyclicks · 12-01-2008, 12:24 PM

even if you wash your hands on the way out you still touch the dirty doorknob

bronco67 · 12-01-2008, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim

I have a germ thing so I always wash my hands. I'm also one of those weirdos who uses a towel to grab the door handle on the way out.

Even when going in the bathroom I'll grab the very bottom of the handle assuming that area gets touched less and has fewer germs.

ha ha me too.

GAMMA303 · 12-01-2008, 12:39 PM

Almost always do I wash my hands, I'll admit there has been a time or two where I didn't but a lot of the time I don't even touch handles (using Sweatshirt or bottom of my shirt to cover my hand) or I use the towel that I'm drying my hands with to open the door before leaving.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Hit me up if you are selling content

LOL

Dirty Lord · 12-01-2008, 12:42 PM

Chocked by video

RayVega · 12-01-2008, 12:49 PM

To those of you who just like being douchebags...I didn't "spy", I just happen to catch it. It wasn't thought out...I just happened to notice it through the corner of my eye. What do you think I sit around staking out bathrooms to watch a guy wash his hands? fucking assholes.

And don't even site there and tell me you wouldn't do the same. You are telling me that you glance up and notice that you can see the sink from where you are and you quickly put your hands up "Oh NO, I can't look". Bullshit!

Everyone in this thread knows you would look. Just like some guy standing five feet from the urinal next to you...you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple.

And also gay? What kind of homophobic shit is that? I'm gay because I saw a guy NOT wash his hands. come on now, surely you have something bigger in life to bitch about. I'm a man and I'm secure enough in that to be able to catch a view of somthing and not question my sexuality. A guy who calls someone gay because they looked at something clearly has weird feelings if they saw the same thing. Shame on you.

Adam X · 12-01-2008, 12:56 PM

its good to get into the habit of always washing hands...

I do it alot.. makes all the difference I think.. germs everywhere in this dirty town!

brassmonkey · 12-01-2008, 12:59 PM

freeze wash your damn hands!

Cyndalie · 12-01-2008, 01:02 PM

"You know when I wash my hands?

WHEN I SHIT ON THEM!"

- George Carlin

MetaMan · 12-01-2008, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

And also gay? What kind of homophobic shit is that? I'm gay because I saw a guy NOT wash his hands.

no you are gay because:

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple.

you just admitted you glanced at another guys "equipment" to see where you rank. and then tried to make it sound like "o not everyone does it" to make yourself sound less gay. well guess what it is to late.

baddog · 12-01-2008, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

Your hands have more germs, dirt, grime on them than most mens cocks and for sure your sterilized piss.

Do you wash your dirty hands before your touch your clean cock?

Always 8

MetaMan · 12-01-2008, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

What do you think I sit around staking out bathrooms to watch a guy wash his hands? fucking assholes.

by the sound of your thread... YES.

commonsense · 12-01-2008, 01:06 PM

Nope... . though in Asia i've skipped out of washing altogether to avoid being molested by the men's room attendants.

MetaMan · 12-01-2008, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

What do you think I sit around staking out bathrooms to watch a guy wash his hands? fucking assholes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple.

sounds like you are not only staking out guys washing their hands in bathrooms but also staking out their cocks. sounds gay if you ask me.

baddog · 12-01-2008, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

Everyone in this thread knows you would look. Just like some guy standing five feet from the urinal next to you...you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple.

ummm, never crossed my mind to see how I rank. That is mildly disturbing.

Darkcrni · 12-01-2008, 01:12 PM

Did you wash your hands today?

dynastoned · 12-01-2008, 01:16 PM

lol firing a guy for fake washing his hands?

sure its weird but damn... its more comical than anything.

MetaMan · 12-01-2008, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

Everyone in this thread knows you would look. Just like some guy standing five feet from the urinal next to you...you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple.

*guy at urinal notices RayVega looking at his cock*
"can i help you?"

rayvega - "nope just seeing where i rank"

"wtf"
*guy walks out without washing his hands*

ray vega - "ewww that guy didnt wash his hands"

MetaMan · 12-01-2008, 01:19 PM

ok Ray so let me get the straight:

you have no problem checking out a guys cock standing next to you?
but you have a problem when a guy doesnt wash his hands?

LOL

WarChild · 12-01-2008, 01:23 PM

Good work on sleuthing out this closet penis peaker, Meta.

TampaToker · 12-01-2008, 01:26 PM

this thread gave me a chuckle

MetaMan · 12-01-2008, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Good work on sleuthing out this closet penis peaker, Meta.

this guy wants to fire the worker for not having washed his hands, meanwhile he probably has whos who list of cock rankings for the company.

commonsense · 12-01-2008, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Good work on sleuthing out this closet penis peaker, Meta.

kmanrox · 12-01-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

what kind of fucking creeps hawks on people when they are taking a shit?

get a life loser.

i always wash my hands, and it is fucking nasty for people not to. but at the sametime you are a totaly creep for watching how he operates in a bathroom. what are you gay?

you are the type of loser to start a conversation at the urinal, look loser i have my cock in my hand stop talking to me.

hahhaahaaaaahaaa

KingpinMedia · 12-01-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

Everyone in this thread knows you would look. Just like some guy standing five feet from the urinal next to you...you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple.

Jens Van Assterdam · 12-01-2008, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

this guy wants to fire the worker for not having washed his hands, meanwhile he probably has whos who list of cock rankings for the company.

[ Nate ] · 12-01-2008, 01:35 PM

As long as they didn't get shit or piss on themselves who cares?

Machete_ · 12-01-2008, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

*guy at urinal notices RayVega looking at his cock*
"can i help you?"

rayvega - "nope just seeing where i rank"

"wtf"
*guy walks out without washing his hands*

ray vega - "ewww that guy didnt wash his hands"

even I thought that was funny

Kudles · 12-01-2008, 01:47 PM

All the time

Scott McD · 12-01-2008, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk

you should watch this then

Holy shit !!!!

Vicious_B · 12-01-2008, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk

it would be like faking a orgasm when you masturbate

That was great.

My thought is if your going to go through the motions of "faking" washing your hands why not just wash your hands. Is it that much more effort?

CurrentlySober · 12-01-2008, 02:06 PM

I like poo

RayVega · 12-01-2008, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

*guy at urinal notices RayVega looking at his cock*
"can i help you?"

rayvega - "nope just seeing where i rank"

"wtf"
*guy walks out without washing his hands*

ray vega - "ewww that guy didnt wash his hands"

that is funny

12-01-2008, 11:26 AM	#1
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Ever fake washing your hands because you were too lazy? I was in the bathroom in my office today and I saw something that mystified me. I could see the sink through the crack in the stall, and I saw an employee come in, use the bathroom, and then FAKE washing his hands. He turned on the water, grabbed a towel out of the dispenser, crumbled it up, and threw it in the garbage so it sounded liked he washed, when he in fact did not! We do not handle food or anything, but man, that says something about a guys character doesn't it? Why not just wash your hands? I am thinking of firing the guy to be honest. Or, is this common? Thoughts? __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

12-01-2008, 11:30 AM	#3
halfpint GFY's Halfpint Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Posts: 15,223	funny thread I have never heard of fake washing your hands __________________ Get FREE website listings on Cryptocoinshops.net

12-01-2008, 11:31 AM	#4
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12-01-2008, 11:34 AM	#6
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	The fact that you know of this crack in the washroom and use it to spy on people says a lot about your character as well. Quid Pro Quo... __________________ i like waffles

12-01-2008, 11:28 AM	#2
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	what kind of fucking creeps hawks on people when they are taking a shit? get a life loser. i always wash my hands, and it is fucking nasty for people not to. but at the sametime you are a totaly creep for watching how he operates in a bathroom. what are you gay? you are the type of loser to start a conversation at the urinal, look loser i have my cock in my hand stop talking to me.

12-01-2008, 11:36 AM	#8
riddler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: up in gang bang heaven Posts: 3,726	90% of people that go in and out of office bathrooms to shit or piss dont wash their hands they just run it under the water and wipe em and walk out, water doesnt clean germs off so i never got why people do that or was even raised to do that.

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TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	Your hands have more germs, dirt, grime on them than most mens cocks and for sure your sterilized piss. Do you wash your dirty hands before your touch your clean cock? __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation

12-01-2008, 11:38 AM	#10
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	you should watch this then

12-01-2008, 11:40 AM	#12
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12-01-2008, 11:55 AM	#14
Penthouse Tony Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mountain View, CA Posts: 5,835	That's pretty gross. I see people go in and out without even faking to wash their hands. Makes you not want to ever shake anyone's hand. __________________ aamos AT FFN dot com Penthouse.com Business Development ICQ: 49090846 \| Yahoo IM: ff_aamos

12-01-2008, 11:59 AM	#15
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	I fake it sometimes! Though only if it is a motion sensor unit and I only touched my cock, then I figure i'm ahead not touching everything and getting the fuck out asap.

12-01-2008, 12:15 PM	#16
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	I don't understand that one.... I wash my hands because I'm looking out for myself. I don't understand why anyone would just go through the motions -- for appearances. Now he's stuck with nasty restroom hands. Anyway, half the dudes in restrooms just walk out without washing their hands. __________________

12-01-2008, 12:21 PM	#18
mynameisjim Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,985	I have a germ thing so I always wash my hands. I'm also one of those weirdos who uses a towel to grab the door handle on the way out. Even when going in the bathroom I'll grab the very bottom of the handle assuming that area gets touched less and has fewer germs. __________________ jim (at) amateursconvert . com Amateurs Convert

12-01-2008, 12:24 PM	#19
sexyclicks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: c9media.com Posts: 3,240	even if you wash your hands on the way out you still touch the dirty doorknob

12-01-2008, 12:42 PM	#22
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12-01-2008, 12:49 PM	#23
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	To those of you who just like being douchebags...I didn't "spy", I just happen to catch it. It wasn't thought out...I just happened to notice it through the corner of my eye. What do you think I sit around staking out bathrooms to watch a guy wash his hands? fucking assholes. And don't even site there and tell me you wouldn't do the same. You are telling me that you glance up and notice that you can see the sink from where you are and you quickly put your hands up "Oh NO, I can't look". Bullshit! Everyone in this thread knows you would look. Just like some guy standing five feet from the urinal next to you...you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple. And also gay? What kind of homophobic shit is that? I'm gay because I saw a guy NOT wash his hands. come on now, surely you have something bigger in life to bitch about. I'm a man and I'm secure enough in that to be able to catch a view of somthing and not question my sexuality. A guy who calls someone gay because they looked at something clearly has weird feelings if they saw the same thing. Shame on you. __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

12-01-2008, 12:56 PM	#24
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12-01-2008, 01:06 PM	#30
commonsense So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,790	Nope... . though in Asia i've skipped out of washing altogether to avoid being molested by the men's room attendants.

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dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	lol firing a guy for fake washing his hands? sure its weird but damn... its more comical than anything.

12-01-2008, 01:19 PM	#36
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	ok Ray so let me get the straight: you have no problem checking out a guys cock standing next to you? but you have a problem when a guy doesnt wash his hands? LOL

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