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12-04-2008, 04:07 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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They making me appear in court now mother fuckers
Just saw a "Non compliance" letter from commisioner douchebag of jurors saying i failed to appear for jury duty at least 2 times
 dumb cocks i filled out there quistinaiire long time ago and thats the last i heard i am on the next flight to Zimbabweaa |
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12-04-2008, 04:08 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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-request hearing and appear before judge douchbagery - admit to the charges -say i didnt recieve anything this letter is confusing |
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12-04-2008, 04:10 PM
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ignore this letter also
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12-04-2008, 04:11 PM
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 too late i should have sent it back "no longer at this address" |
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12-04-2008, 04:12 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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ii served like 11 years ago for one day and it was such a pain in the ass
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12-04-2008, 04:13 PM
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China has no extradition treaty with the U.S. You will be safe there.
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12-04-2008, 04:18 PM
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Check SIG!
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12-04-2008, 04:19 PM
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And surely you can buy your way out of jury duty there!xxx
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12-04-2008, 04:25 PM
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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I have never been on a jury...
When you show up to the selection you inform them that you are "in the process" with the LAPD and are not sure if this will be a problem... They kick you out right away. |
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12-04-2008, 04:25 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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say you didnt get anything.
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12-04-2008, 04:27 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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yeah thats what i am doing i have to appear in person though it seems... seems next time i better show up or else |
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12-04-2008, 04:29 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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loll last time i went 11+ years ago i was there all day they trucked us to another court... the lawyers started asking us questions n shit then i was dismissed but still had to wait around |
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12-04-2008, 04:31 PM
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GFY's Halfpint
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Just tell them that you promote straight porn..they will kick you right back out..but whatever you do dont tell them you promote gay porn..they will never leave you alone again
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12-04-2008, 04:34 PM
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I am Amazing Content!
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flee to mexico
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12-04-2008, 04:49 PM
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Just tell them the truth - the justice system is corrupt, politicians are liars and everything tailors to people that lie and have money.
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12-04-2008, 05:02 PM
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I have my sensitive mail like gov't stuff sent to another address as I don't trust the mailboxes at my condo and there has been some mail theft. I rarely check it unless I need something in particular (my fault, I know) but I've missed 2 jury duty letters until after the date had passed. I guess I can probably look forward to one of these in the near future.
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12-04-2008, 06:00 PM
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ill scan this letter later but I am just gonna show up and check the "i didnt receive shit" button.... then they will schedule a day i HAVE to show up for jury duty.... my fucking luck they will take me as a juror and sequestor me for monthsssssss arghhh i can go in on tues wed or thursdays it says... ill call the idiots up |
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12-04-2008, 06:28 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Shave your head bald ,paint a swastika on your forehead and wear a Free Manson t-shirt
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12-04-2008, 06:38 PM
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12-04-2008, 06:43 PM
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i would go in humble
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12-04-2008, 06:45 PM
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The Profiler
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12-04-2008, 07:11 PM
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12-04-2008, 07:12 PM
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12-04-2008, 07:16 PM
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12-04-2008, 07:17 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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according to the letter (its confusing) they will just give me a date to show up to server on jury and thats it but Ii have to show up... or some bs like that... they are corrupt cocksniffers |
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12-04-2008, 07:19 PM
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I need a beer
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12-04-2008, 08:55 PM
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Be sure to wear a tank top to show off those "guns" of yours.
Nobody will care that your arms are sloppy flabs of fat, just act real confident . . . and wear a backwards baseball cap. You will be fine!!!! Oh ya, also keep saying, "My honor" instead of "Your honor" when speaking to the judge. They love that shit! |
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12-05-2008, 01:19 AM
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Free Juicy and LC 09!!!!
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12-05-2008, 01:26 AM
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if its not registered mail you can throw it away and say you never got it
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12-05-2008, 01:28 AM
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The Dupre Pimp
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Freeeeeee juiiiiicyyyyyy!!!!!!!
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12-05-2008, 04:33 AM
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12-05-2008, 04:40 AM
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No offense Juicy, but you don't look Jewish? You look more like Indian "Good day" you know what I mean?
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12-05-2008, 04:41 AM
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12-05-2008, 04:44 AM
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I actually think you are kinda cute, with that eyebrow lift thing you do, but you don't look Jewish :-)
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12-05-2008, 04:50 AM
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bored
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u know the only way u can get chosen for jury duty is if yur registered to vote.
who does that shit anymore? i rescinded my voting rights after last time i had jury duty. i let the guy walk anyway. some black guy stole frozen sausages from a gas station in the ghetto of norfolk, va to feed his kids. i told the other jurors there was no way i'd say guilty. fuck da police comin straight out the underground.. .
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12-05-2008, 06:21 AM
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I guesss I'm lucky they never sent anything after the first letter I got years ago. I got paid by AFF today too, damn I feel lucky. Think i'll go buy a lottery ticket.
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12-05-2008, 06:35 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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that`s really sucks man.I wish you good luck
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12-05-2008, 12:06 PM
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You have fun with that
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12-05-2008, 01:07 PM
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hope that date aint near xmas or it'll screw ur holiday plans
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12-05-2008, 01:17 PM
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12-05-2008, 01:17 PM
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Free juicy!!!!!!
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12-05-2008, 01:19 PM
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No Refunds Issued.
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What if no one shows up to jury for your trial. Irony?
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