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Old 04-16-2011, 02:48 PM   #1
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My 12 yo daughter just texted me from iPhone that I just got her, and said she wants to give me head

s up that the ex (her mom) is coming over to return the phone.

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Old 04-16-2011, 03:00 PM   #2
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Tape a note on the door saying to leave the phone, and go for a beer. Problem solved!
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what kind of weird hotkey is that? My daughter's iPad has been like the best proof that I love her and gift that I ever gave her...

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My 12 yo daughter just texted me from iPhone that I just got her, and said she wants to give me head
Does she spit or swallow?

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Old 04-16-2011, 03:11 PM   #6
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what kind of weird hotkey is that? My daughter's iPad has been like the best proof that I love her and gift that I ever gave her...

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women can be such bitches sometimes! Ex just wants to act like a cunt


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Does she spit or swallow?

That was uncalled for
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Old 04-16-2011, 03:24 PM   #7
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My 12 yo daughter just texted me from iPhone that I just got her, and said she wants to give me head
Go for it-keep it in the family!!
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ok i assume she sent it to you by error and she wanted to text his bf ?
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ok i assume she sent it to you by error and she wanted to text his bf ?
Yeah I'm confused too, how is the ex a bitch for wanting to take back the phone?
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Old 04-16-2011, 05:40 PM   #11
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this is OT for this (and any) forum.

how do we know you're not telling stories to bypass the rules of forum?

not suggesting you are in the least though, ps 0428 554 336
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Old 04-16-2011, 05:43 PM   #12
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Old 04-16-2011, 05:46 PM   #13
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s up that the ex (her mom) is coming over to return the phone.

You are piece of shit ever remotely opening up thread like that!

This mother fucker should be banned immediately!
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Old 04-16-2011, 07:01 PM   #15
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This mother fucker should be banned immediately!
Boo Hoo, buttercup.
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ok i assume she sent it to you by error and she wanted to text his bf ?
I would hope so but I think a 12 year old talking about giving head to anyone is sick.
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Old 04-17-2011, 12:05 PM   #18
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Old 04-17-2011, 12:17 PM   #19
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1. open up the address book and look up the entry directly above and below dad
2. beat their ass down.
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Boo Hoo, buttercup.
I guess I dont fit in the porn world.... with people who say stuff like this.
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Old 04-17-2011, 12:46 PM   #21
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not cool when 12 year olds are already sexually active. I'm all for more sex but somehow I suspect more kids @ 12 are not mature enough emotionally for that kind of stuff
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I guess I dont fit in the porn world.... with people who say stuff like this.
I think it's stupid and in poor taste also. I wouldn't say anything like that myself. However, as no damage was actually done, and it's not likely to encite damage, then who really cares what some retard posts on the Internet?

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Some people really need to read the titletext continueing into the thread text.

Youve been trolled.
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what kind of weird hotkey is that? My daughter's iPad has been like the best proof that I love her and gift that I ever gave her...

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actually, thats sad
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Well, you should have bought her a HTC...
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well it would be if it was completely true... I was just trying to make a point... duh

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lol you gotta find a way for her to keep the phone if she is going to warn you your ex is coming over
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lolol "heads up " loolol shut got it dehhhhhhhhhhhh
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Mom's right, 12 year old should be out playing and living life... not be stuck on some phone and get a Text Addiction at that young age.
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Well what the fuck are you buying a 12 year old a phone for? Just because all her friends have one?

Did you get her a gun too?
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lolol "heads up " loolol shut got it dehhhhhhhhhhhh

Sounds like Juicy is about to come online..
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LOL, i didnt get it until you mentioned that!
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LOL, i didnt get it until you mentioned that!
Didn't get it or didn't ever read it?
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