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nastyking · 12-07-2008, 01:54 PM

Hey fuckers,

You need the money badly? No job?

Just leave your contact information, if you meet the following conditions

- Residence in US, UK, Europe, or any other first world country
- Your name should be common. If both your first and last name appear on http://www.lifesmith.com/comnames.html you are fine.

If you don't meet these points. Don't bother.

Otherwise, leave ICQ/AIM contact details.

HorseShit · 12-07-2008, 01:56 PM

icq in sig

don't need money or job but interested in seeing what this is about

sicone · 12-07-2008, 02:02 PM

I fail the last name test

Sly · 12-07-2008, 02:08 PM

Your list is 20 years old... the last names and male names may be okay, but look at those female names. Those are pretty old names, they seem more than 20 years.

nastyking · 12-07-2008, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

I fail the last name test

Too bad.

JamesK · 12-07-2008, 03:01 PM

Quote:

don't need money or job

WiredGuy · 12-07-2008, 03:14 PM

What if my first/middle/last name are all in the top list, does that give me a bonus?
WG

Quagmire · 12-07-2008, 03:26 PM

update your list dude.

Name % Frequency Approx Number Rank
JAMES 3.318 4,840,833 1
JOHN 3.271 4,772,262 2
ROBERT 3.143 4,585,515 3
MICHAEL 2.629 3,835,609 4
WILLIAM 2.451 3,575,914 5
DAVID 2.363 3,447,525 6
RICHARD 1.703 2,484,611 7
CHARLES 1.523 2,221,998 8
JOSEPH 1.404 2,048,382 9
THOMAS 1.38 2,013,366 10
CHRISTOPHER 1.035 1,510,025 11
DANIEL 0.974 1,421,028 12
PAUL 0.948 1,383,095 13
MARK 0.938 1,368,506 14
DONALD 0.931 1,358,293 15
GEORGE 0.927 1,352,457 16
KENNETH 0.826 1,205,102 17
STEVEN 0.78 1,137,990 18
EDWARD 0.779 1,136,531 19
BRIAN 0.736 1,073,795 20
RONALD 0.725 1,057,747 21
ANTHONY 0.721 1,051,911 22
KEVIN 0.671 978,963 23
JASON 0.66 962,914 24
MATTHEW 0.657 958,538 25

PXN · 12-07-2008, 03:33 PM

what the fuck with the last name stuff?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-07-2008, 03:41 PM

Apparently Josh isn't that popular of first name?

pornbling · 12-07-2008, 03:44 PM

My scripts can do jobs for you, are you willing to pay for automation systems ?

Check sig.

Juicy D. Links · 12-07-2008, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Monique Niccole · 12-07-2008, 03:49 PM

Popular female names Betty and Dorothy? Was this list made with the cast of The Golden Girls in mind?

$5 submissions · 12-07-2008, 04:16 PM

Bump for jobseekers in developed countries

Nicky · 12-07-2008, 04:54 PM

There are not many Europeans with those last names.

HorseShit · 12-07-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-07-2008, 07:08 PM

if you're still looking you can contact me at www.retoxmedia.com I was born and raised in midwest USA and mostly irish decent and some german in me, I'm not a fez ;)

12-07-2008, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nastyking

Hey fuckers,

You need the money badly? No job?

Just leave your contact information, if you meet the following conditions

- Residence in US, UK, Europe, or any other first world country
- Your name should be common. If both your first and last name appear on http://www.lifesmith.com/comnames.html you are fine.

If you don't meet these points. Don't bother.

Otherwise, leave ICQ/AIM contact details.

That links to a Census Bureau of most popular names from 1990. Plus I doubt a majority of those first names were even common for then.

Angelina77 · 12-07-2008, 08:11 PM

lolololololololol

Dorthy an Betty are both my Granny's name

woj · 12-07-2008, 08:23 PM

not sure why, but this kinda sounds like a setup for some scam

MikeSmoke · 12-07-2008, 08:54 PM

Those names look like a seating chart from an elementary school class in 1955.

EXPORT · 12-07-2008, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nastyking

Hey fuckers,

You need the money badly? No job?

Just leave your contact information, if you meet the following conditions

- Residence in US, UK, Europe, or any other first world country
- Your name should be common. If both your first and last name appear on http://www.lifesmith.com/comnames.html you are fine.

If you don't meet these points. Don't bother.

Otherwise, leave ICQ/AIM contact details.

you really seem to be on TOP of your game!

no not really

lol

alias · 12-07-2008, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

not sure why, but this kinda sounds like a setup for some scam

Indeed.

the Shemp · 12-07-2008, 09:33 PM

damn, why did my parents name me Tobey ....

donkevlar · 12-07-2008, 09:54 PM

I sale common identities.

RenegadeCash Mark · 12-07-2008, 10:34 PM

He forgot to mention, you also need to hold a passport, bank account and SSN.

Monique Niccole · 12-07-2008, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

not sure why, but this kinda sounds like a setup for some scam

Pretty much.

The Duck · 12-07-2008, 10:51 PM

Whats going on here.

Spunky · 12-07-2008, 10:52 PM

Held down by the man again

EthnicLover · 12-07-2008, 11:00 PM

Jeff Berkeley M.S. site is kinda frightening.

" I have produced many thousand original fractal designs..."

donkevlar · 12-07-2008, 11:12 PM

What's the scam, I fit the profile and I'm curious.

OverdueNudes · 12-08-2008, 12:36 AM

I fit, and i'm interested. 465560445

Centurion · 12-08-2008, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nastyking

Hey fuckers,

You need the money badly? No job?

Just leave your contact information, if you meet the following conditions

- Residence in US, UK, Europe, or any other first world country
- Your name should be common. If both your first and last name appear on http://www.lifesmith.com/comnames.html you are fine.

If you don't meet these points. Don't bother.

Otherwise, leave ICQ/AIM contact details.

#1 First name
#4 Last Name
Serious

ijay333 at yahoo dot com

umbralui · 12-08-2008, 02:03 AM

you can call me Smith for $$$$.$$

kmanrox · 12-08-2008, 02:13 AM

lolllzzzzzz

Angelina77 · 12-08-2008, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

What's the scam, I fit the profile and I'm curious.

lol the Scam is he is getting Paid by clicks and hopefully he'll make 10.00 in 2012

tranza · 12-08-2008, 06:28 AM

ROFL! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

12-07-2008, 02:02 PM	#3
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12-07-2008, 03:14 PM	#7
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12-07-2008, 03:26 PM	#8
Quagmire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom Posts: 6,490	update your list dude. Name % Frequency Approx Number Rank JAMES 3.318 4,840,833 1 JOHN 3.271 4,772,262 2 ROBERT 3.143 4,585,515 3 MICHAEL 2.629 3,835,609 4 WILLIAM 2.451 3,575,914 5 DAVID 2.363 3,447,525 6 RICHARD 1.703 2,484,611 7 CHARLES 1.523 2,221,998 8 JOSEPH 1.404 2,048,382 9 THOMAS 1.38 2,013,366 10 CHRISTOPHER 1.035 1,510,025 11 DANIEL 0.974 1,421,028 12 PAUL 0.948 1,383,095 13 MARK 0.938 1,368,506 14 DONALD 0.931 1,358,293 15 GEORGE 0.927 1,352,457 16 KENNETH 0.826 1,205,102 17 STEVEN 0.78 1,137,990 18 EDWARD 0.779 1,136,531 19 BRIAN 0.736 1,073,795 20 RONALD 0.725 1,057,747 21 ANTHONY 0.721 1,051,911 22 KEVIN 0.671 978,963 23 JASON 0.66 962,914 24 MATTHEW 0.657 958,538 25 __________________

12-07-2008, 04:16 PM	#14
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12-07-2008, 01:54 PM	#1
nastyking Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,174	Need a job badly? Get paid now ... Hey fuckers, You need the money badly? No job? Just leave your contact information, if you meet the following conditions - Residence in US, UK, Europe, or any other first world country - Your name should be common. If both your first and last name appear on http://www.lifesmith.com/comnames.html you are fine. If you don't meet these points. Don't bother. Otherwise, leave ICQ/AIM contact details. __________________

12-07-2008, 01:56 PM	#2
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	icq in sig don't need money or job but interested in seeing what this is about

12-07-2008, 02:08 PM	#4
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12-07-2008, 03:33 PM	#9
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12-07-2008, 03:41 PM	#10
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12-07-2008, 03:44 PM	#11
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12-07-2008, 03:49 PM	#13
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	Popular female names Betty and Dorothy? Was this list made with the cast of The Golden Girls in mind?

12-07-2008, 07:08 PM	#17
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12-07-2008, 08:11 PM	#19
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12-07-2008, 08:23 PM	#20
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12-07-2008, 09:33 PM	#24
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