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Old 12-16-2008, 12:09 AM   #1
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I have a MUTHA FUCKA of a cock on my computer right now - HELP!!!

there is a huge cock hanging from my screen,

i cant peak around it, it is distracting me from work, it is just a big mofo schlong in my face. it smells like shampoo and looks very clean. i cant get rid of it!

what do i do!?
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:14 AM   #2
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Wipe it clean.
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:15 AM   #3
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beat off it will go away when you bust a nut ;)

Last edited by BusterBunny; 12-16-2008 at 12:17 AM.. Reason: assuming it's ur cock in the way since its 3 feet long and all
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:16 AM   #4
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Wipe it clean.
do i use windex/armor all? paper towel/kleenex?

i dont want to scratch it i just want to clean it properly.
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:15 AM   #5
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sit on it LOL
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:17 AM   #6
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You like the cock?
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