This totally turned me on- does that make me a bad person? - GoFuckYourself.com

NikKay · 12-18-2008, 02:20 PM

From: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html

Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? - m4w
Date: 2008-07-02, 2:35PM EDT

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.

Wizzo · 12-18-2008, 02:23 PM

You turned on, makes me turned on...Does that make me a bad person?

Deej · 12-18-2008, 02:25 PM

Exotic nerdery!!

The Heron · 12-18-2008, 02:26 PM

That's pretty fucking sad.

Just Mike · 12-18-2008, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

You turned on, makes me turned on...Does that make me a bad person?

I second that!!!!!

Jarmusch · 12-18-2008, 02:28 PM

What a fucking weirdo

_Richard_ · 12-18-2008, 02:28 PM

haha wow.. that's kinda hot

i wish the guy luck!

NaughtyRob · 12-18-2008, 02:28 PM

ROFL

Quote:

Originally Posted by NikKay

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

NikKay · 12-18-2008, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

You turned on, makes me turned on...Does that make me a bad person?

Does it bother you that getting banged while playing Mario turns me on? If no, then no.

alexchechs · 12-18-2008, 02:30 PM

Love the imagination....

OverdueNudes · 12-18-2008, 02:30 PM

That is too cool.

pornguy · 12-18-2008, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

You turned on, makes me turned on...Does that make me a bad person?

we already know you are

CyberHustler · 12-18-2008, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NikKay

Does it bother you that getting banged while playing Mario turns me on? If no, then no.

Hit me up on ICQ... lets do this.

NikKay · 12-18-2008, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexentertain_mike

I second that!!!!!

SO nice to see you at the mansion! I wish we had more time to chat... will you be in Vegas?

JD · 12-18-2008, 02:47 PM

doobie doobie doobie... doobie doobie doobie...

tony286 · 12-18-2008, 02:53 PM

you being hot makes that very hot. lol You know that guy sounds like a serial killer lol

Barefootsies · 12-18-2008, 02:59 PM

Your toes turn me on.

Big Red Machine · 12-18-2008, 03:00 PM

anal and mushrooms involved

sandrik · 12-18-2008, 03:00 PM

haha wow..

hjnet · 12-18-2008, 03:14 PM

That guy knows how to get the girls

hjnet · 12-18-2008, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandrik

haha WoW..

No, Super Mario Brothers, if you start playing WoW he'll pull out

UniqueD · 12-18-2008, 03:27 PM

this thing is pretty old. been posted around the internets a million times.

Spunky · 12-18-2008, 09:06 PM

You don't see that everyday lol

Danny B · 12-18-2008, 09:12 PM

This has Metaman written all over it.

MandyBlake · 12-18-2008, 09:16 PM

that's fucking weird.
i can get into some pretty strange stuff and i was all ready to get that tingly feeling in my kittykat while i read it, but it never happened. lol

421Fill · 12-18-2008, 09:23 PM

1. I've always thought that posting was pretty creative and funny.

2. That is sooo hot that you like the idea. ;)

The Duck · 12-18-2008, 09:28 PM

What the hell did I just read.

jonesonyou · 12-18-2008, 10:07 PM

Haha that's awesome

martinsc · 12-18-2008, 11:01 PM

Iron Fist · 12-18-2008, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny B

This has Metaman written all over it.

I was WAITING for someone to make the connection... i'm glad to see GFY has not failed. Well played.

gimo33 · 12-18-2008, 11:28 PM

So, do you know how to play Mario or not?

mmcfadden · 12-18-2008, 11:30 PM

does Wii turn u on as well?

papill0n · 12-18-2008, 11:32 PM

I would hate to see that guy if his nintendo was broke

StaceyJo · 12-18-2008, 11:41 PM

Kinda weird. I won't risk.

bloggerz · 12-18-2008, 11:49 PM

LOL classic!

woj · 12-19-2008, 12:09 AM

good stuff

rayadp05 · 12-19-2008, 12:13 AM

This post is giving me ideas. I have a couple of shoots scheduled for next week so maybe I will bang one of the girls as she is playing Mario Bros so that we can have some photos to go along with the story!

Wanna do a shoot NikKay?

Brad Mitchell · 12-19-2008, 01:38 AM

That is incredibly funny!

Brad

NikKay · 12-19-2008, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden

does Wii turn u on as well?

This turned me on:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pr3NEF0kIAg

There are a million copycats now, but when this first came out - HOT!

DaddyHalbucks · 12-19-2008, 08:40 AM

That's pretty tame. A few years ago, there was a guy who had a fantasy of being held as a prisoner in a truck stop, he wanted guys to feed him scat, rape him, and beat him on his ass.

RedShoe · 12-19-2008, 08:44 AM

Now THAT'S a mother fucker that knows what he wants.

tranza · 12-19-2008, 09:07 AM

That's very weird!

andy83 · 12-19-2008, 09:21 AM

lmao, fucking hilarious

Malicious Biz · 12-19-2008, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NikKay

From: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html

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Violetta · 12-19-2008, 09:25 AM

lol... wtf?!

Martha_WildCash · 12-19-2008, 09:34 AM

very creative ... im impressed

NikKay · 12-19-2008, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

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LMAO! I was picturing a guy that I actually know and like in the scenario. With this image, I am officially turned off.

Z · 12-19-2008, 07:30 PM

Nikki, you turn me on.

rayadp05 · 12-19-2008, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

That's pretty tame. A few years ago, there was a guy who had a fantasy of being held as a prisoner in a truck stop, he wanted guys to feed him scat, rape him, and beat him on his ass.

Wow. That's fucking sick as fuck. There's some weird motherfuckers out there.

12-18-2008, 02:20 PM	#1
NikKay Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,642	This totally turned me on- does that make me a bad person? From: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? - m4w Date: 2008-07-02, 2:35PM EDT Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then. You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus. I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed. Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well. When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts. When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed. When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop" If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave. I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.

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