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Old 12-13-2008, 04:40 AM   #1
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Malaysia burglar stuck for 3 days in haunted house

The Associated Press , Kuala Lumpur | Sat, 12/13/2008 11:14 AM | World

A news report says a burglar who broke into a house claims he was held captive by a "supernatural figure" for three days without food and water.

Police official Abdul Marlik Hakim Johar told The Star newspaper the house's owners found the 36-year-old man fatigued and dehydrated when they returned from vacation Thursday.

He says they called an ambulance to take him to a hospital.

The man told police that every time he tried to escape, a "supernatural figure" shoved him to the ground.

Abdul Marlik could not immediately be reached and other police officials declined to comment.


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Now that's what I call justice;)
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Old 12-13-2008, 08:54 AM   #2
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Old 12-13-2008, 12:16 PM   #3
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The Associated Press , Kuala Lumpur | Sat, 12/13/2008 11:14 AM | World

A news report says a burglar who broke into a house claims he was held captive by a "supernatural figure" for three days without food and water.

Police official Abdul Marlik Hakim Johar told The Star newspaper the house's owners found the 36-year-old man fatigued and dehydrated when they returned from vacation Thursday.

He says they called an ambulance to take him to a hospital.

The man told police that every time he tried to escape, a "supernatural figure" shoved him to the ground.

Abdul Marlik could not immediately be reached and other police officials declined to comment.


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Now that's what I call justice;)
Or a house guard with a sense of humor
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:01 AM   #13
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:18 AM   #14
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Maybe it never happened, as most of the news in the papers, but it's original and funny
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Old 12-14-2008, 12:30 PM   #15
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The man told police that every time he tried to escape, a "supernatural figure" shoved him to the ground.
When asked, it told him: "I'm Batman"
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