Looking for a RELIABLE PHP/MySQL Programmer - GoFuckYourself.com

noize · 12-18-2008, 04:42 AM

So after dealing with overseas programmers, and trying 2 different well known CMS solutions that are geared towards the adult industry, I am completely sick of dealing with "programmers" and pre-built CMS's that work like shit if at all. I am now months and months behind schedule due to slackers and none functioning CMS "solutions".

I am looking for a SOLID and RELIABLE and EXPERIENCED web programmer to build a new CMS to my specifications. It will be an on going project. I worked with my last programmer for 4+ years, but I'm tired of us speaking different languages and trying to design/build a CMS over email.

I need a basic CMS built and will be adding features to it as the sites grow.

Check out my site Inescapable Bondage. I'm looking for a CMS that can manage the members area and the tour pages at the same time. The members area should look just like the tour pages just with added links to view the videos and photos for each update. There are more details to what I need and how I need it to work, but that is the basic concept.

I don't have a huge budget to throw at it, but I'm not looking for the cheapest work out there either. You must have a portfolio and a few references that I can check out.

Skill sets needed:
PHP
MySQL
Ajaxing skills are a major plus.

Please live in the US preferably in the Los Angeles area, speak fluent English, and be accessible by phone when needed.

Yes, I am quit bitter at this point of being jerked around and dealing with idiots. Please only solid people that actually finish what they start and have your scripts actually work correctly. If you have that ability, then we will I will have continual work for you. I'm actually a nice guy, I'm just sick of the BS.

nathan [a] smuttycash.com
icq: 231190141

asianseekerz · 12-18-2008, 05:17 AM

good luck dude!!!!

Princess Ellisa · 12-18-2008, 05:25 AM

I think it is a prerequisite that in order to be a programmer one must fear timely communication... or actual labor so there is really nothing to communicate about.

Sorry to the responsible programmers this comment might have offended but you are a minority.

Egomancer · 12-18-2008, 05:58 AM

I am not in LA, but I think that I can offer what you are looking for

Egomancer

drocd · 12-18-2008, 06:18 AM

I've added you to ICQ. I look forwarding to speaking with you.

HorseShit · 12-18-2008, 06:29 AM

hit up drocd he'll take care of you

12-18-2008, 07:21 AM

i will sort you out, no problems

12-18-2008, 04:42 AM	#1
noize Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Portland OR Posts: 322	Looking for a RELIABLE PHP/MySQL Programmer So after dealing with overseas programmers, and trying 2 different well known CMS solutions that are geared towards the adult industry, I am completely sick of dealing with "programmers" and pre-built CMS's that work like shit if at all. I am now months and months behind schedule due to slackers and none functioning CMS "solutions". I am looking for a SOLID and RELIABLE and EXPERIENCED web programmer to build a new CMS to my specifications. It will be an on going project. I worked with my last programmer for 4+ years, but I'm tired of us speaking different languages and trying to design/build a CMS over email. I need a basic CMS built and will be adding features to it as the sites grow. Check out my site Inescapable Bondage. I'm looking for a CMS that can manage the members area and the tour pages at the same time. The members area should look just like the tour pages just with added links to view the videos and photos for each update. There are more details to what I need and how I need it to work, but that is the basic concept. I don't have a huge budget to throw at it, but I'm not looking for the cheapest work out there either. You must have a portfolio and a few references that I can check out. Skill sets needed: PHP MySQL Ajaxing skills are a major plus. Please live in the US preferably in the Los Angeles area, speak fluent English, and be accessible by phone when needed. Yes, I am quit bitter at this point of being jerked around and dealing with idiots. Please only solid people that actually finish what they start and have your scripts actually work correctly. If you have that ability, then we will I will have continual work for you. I'm actually a nice guy, I'm just sick of the BS. nathan [a] smuttycash.com icq: 231190141 __________________ SMUTTY CASH FETISH VIDEOS ON DEMAND - CBT and BALLBUSTING - INESCAPABLE BONDAGE - FEMDOM FOOT FETISH Need exclusive or non-exclusive fetish content? Hit me up. nathan {at} smuttycash.com - ICQ: 231190141

12-18-2008, 05:17 AM	#2
asianseekerz Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,609	good luck dude!!!! __________________ LUSTY LIFES : Dad & Daughter Wild Adventures : Naughty Wild Sister Contact : ICQ : 372109 Email add: [email protected]

12-18-2008, 05:25 AM	#3
Princess Ellisa Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In my own lil' bubble. Posts: 1,883	I think it is a prerequisite that in order to be a programmer one must fear timely communication... or actual labor so there is really nothing to communicate about. Sorry to the responsible programmers this comment might have offended but you are a minority. __________________ Skype: PrincessEllisa1 ellisa at pink label dot .com Princess of Everything, Pink Label

12-18-2008, 05:58 AM	#4
Egomancer Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bucharest, Romania Posts: 2,074	I am not in LA, but I think that I can offer what you are looking for Egomancer __________________ ICQ: 95-239-282 WWW: www.webprogrammers.eu WWW:www.seodev.eu Y!MSN: lord_ender If you want to outsource any work to Romania - here I am !!!! www.anotheranime.com \| www.autotrafic.ro \| www.jocurionline.ro

12-18-2008, 06:18 AM	#5
drocd Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 128	I've added you to ICQ. I look forwarding to speaking with you. __________________ 230-699

12-18-2008, 06:29 AM	#6
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	hit up drocd he'll take care of you

12-18-2008, 07:21 AM	#7
Altwebdesign Guest Posts: n/a	i will sort you out, no problems