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J-Reel · 11-11-2002, 10:56 PM

Iraqi Study Warns of Health Danger of Eating Pussy
Mon Nov 11,12:32 PM ET

Bagdad(Reuters) - Eating pussy is as bad for your lungs as smoking 20 normal cigarettes and Pussy is more dangerous now than it was in the 1960s, Iraqi researchers said on Monday.

In what it described as a shocking new report, the Iraqi Lung Foundation (BLF) said juice from pussy contained 50% more carcinogens--the agents that produce cancer--than tobacco.

"Licking three pussy's a day cause the same damage to the lining of the airways as 20 cigarettes," it said in a statement.

It also said the health dangers of pussy have substantially increased since the 1960s because today's pussy juice has increased amounts of a key chemical compound.

Campaigners for the legalization of pussy disputed some of the findings.

"Saying that pussy is stronger now than it used to be is like saying that orange juice is stronger these days," said Alun Buffry, spokesman for the Legalize pussy Alliance.

"I lick the stuff in the 1960s which was certainly stronger than what's available now and, anyway, when it's stronger, people eat less of it."

BFL chairman Mark Britton said: "These statistics will come as a surprise to many people, especially those who choose to eat pussy rather than tobacco in the belief it is 'safer' for them."

"It is vital that people are fully aware of the dangers so they can make an educated decision and know the damage they may be causing," he said.

The BFL stressed it was not taking a moral stance on the contentious issue of legalizing the pussy.

"We're not trying to say 'eat' or 'don't eat' pussy," BLF Chief Executive Dame Helena Shovelton told BBC Radio. "We're saying that if you do, understand the risks involved in doing so.

"Don't have the same situation we had with tobacco, which was years of denial about the problems," she said.

The BFL urged the government to implement a public health education campaign on health risks of the drug.

Rory · 11-11-2002, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-Reel
Iraqi Study Warns of Health Danger of Eating Pussy
Mon Nov 11,12:32 PM ET

Bagdad(Reuters) - Eating pussy is as bad for your lungs as smoking 20 normal cigarettes and Pussy is more dangerous now than it was in the 1960s, Iraqi researchers said on Monday.

In what it described as a shocking new report, the Iraqi Lung Foundation (BLF) said juice from pussy contained 50% more carcinogens--the agents that produce cancer--than tobacco.

"Licking three pussy's a day cause the same damage to the lining of the airways as 20 cigarettes," it said in a statement.

It also said the health dangers of pussy have substantially increased since the 1960s because today's pussy juice has increased amounts of a key chemical compound.

Campaigners for the legalization of pussy disputed some of the findings.

"Saying that pussy is stronger now than it used to be is like saying that orange juice is stronger these days," said Alun Buffry, spokesman for the Legalize pussy Alliance.

"I lick the stuff in the 1960s which was certainly stronger than what's available now and, anyway, when it's stronger, people eat less of it."

BFL chairman Mark Britton said: "These statistics will come as a surprise to many people, especially those who choose to eat pussy rather than tobacco in the belief it is 'safer' for them."

"It is vital that people are fully aware of the dangers so they can make an educated decision and know the damage they may be causing," he said.

The BFL stressed it was not taking a moral stance on the contentious issue of legalizing the pussy.

"We're not trying to say 'eat' or 'don't eat' pussy," BLF Chief Executive Dame Helena Shovelton told BBC Radio. "We're saying that if you do, understand the risks involved in doing so.

"Don't have the same situation we had with tobacco, which was years of denial about the problems," she said.

The BFL urged the government to implement a public health education campaign on health risks of the drug.

Your just in denial man.

XXXPaysiteDesign · 11-11-2002, 10:58 PM

This has to be from the onion.

dirtyone · 11-11-2002, 11:00 PM

Show me a man that doesn?t eat pussy and I will show you a man whose girlfriend, wife, mother, sister I can take away from him.

Splicer · 11-11-2002, 11:04 PM

Of course you realize that this only applies to Iraqi pussy.

ColKurtz · 11-11-2002, 11:21 PM

Ever since going down on this girl that tasted so fucking bad I had to wash my face about ten times to get the smell off, I dont have much desire to go down on a girl.

KingK7 · 11-12-2002, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColKurtz
Ever since going down on this girl that tasted so fucking bad I had to wash my face about ten times to get the smell off, I dont have much desire to go down on a girl.

Yeah, I had an experience like that.
Almost threw up.

Rory · 11-12-2002, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyone
Show me a man that doesn?t eat pussy and I will show you a man whose girlfriend, wife, mother, sister I can take away from him.

If you can take away his sister and mother than hes prolly a sick incest riding mother fucker that you dont really wanna hang out with anyway.

Joe Sixpack · 11-12-2002, 12:39 AM

Has Unseen World heard about this?

I imagine he'll be starting a thread about this new study and how all those who eat pussy are idiots!

dickblast · 11-12-2002, 12:40 AM

eating pussy legislation almost passed

it was only 70 - 30%

2004!

Booty Boy · 11-12-2002, 12:42 AM

A lot of guys have mixed emotions about eating pussy. It's like seeing your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your brand new BMW.

D_Nell · 11-12-2002, 01:08 AM

You can't just take one lick either. Once you lick you can't stop!

Firehorse · 11-12-2002, 01:43 AM

Iraqi pussy propaganda!

I'll die happy if it's fuckin' true lmao

dickblast · 11-12-2002, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by D_Nell
You can't just take one lick either. Once you lick you can't stop!

cuz u have a set of lee press-on nails puncturing the back of ur skull as the bitch forces your head down there

marty · 11-12-2002, 06:18 AM

If that is true, I should have died 5 years ago.

i eat pussy for breakfast

JFK · 11-12-2002, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse
Iraqi pussy propaganda!

I'll die happy if it's fuckin' true lmao

If they ate more pussy there would be less time for war !

gornyhuy · 11-12-2002, 07:01 AM

I had a bad pussy eating experience a looooong time ago, but the toxic levels of tequila in my blood must have blocked the trauma because I LOVES ME SOME PUSSY EATIN'.

PetMyKitty · 11-12-2002, 07:12 AM

quit dating girls who don't wash their pussies
and you won't have any bad pussy eating experiences.

thatdykeliz · 11-12-2002, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyone
Show me a man that doesn?t eat pussy and I will show you a man whose girlfriend, wife, mother, sister I can take away from him.

That goes for me as well.

Er, except for the sister part.

(edited because I just woke up.)

Suppa · 11-12-2002, 07:28 AM

well i dunno about iraqui pussy..... but pussy around here tastes fcking fine,,,,,just like beer; can't live without it

adamneve · 11-12-2002, 07:47 AM

ok send them over to me...

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