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Old 02-13-2009, 10:23 AM   #1
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Questions I have

Enjoy!!!

1. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....
Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

2. Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

3. If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?

4. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

5. I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks... So I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

6. Is it true that you never really
learn to swear until you learn to drive?

7. As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words,
'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells THEIRS?

Where ever you live I hope you have a kick ass weekend
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Old 02-13-2009, 10:41 AM   #2
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Enjoy!!!

4. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?


Where ever you live I hope you have a kick ass weekend
DonX
In our world the answer would be: ( hair.exists? ) ? hair.color : 'bald'

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Old 02-13-2009, 11:23 AM   #3
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Hope you have a fabulous weekend too
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Old 02-13-2009, 11:30 AM   #4
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thanks, those are truly amazing, wow
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Old 02-13-2009, 11:33 AM   #5
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Ha.....ha.....ha!
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:05 PM   #6
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Things that make you go....hmmmmmm!!!! Have a great weekend!
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:07 PM   #7
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Driving on parkways and parking on driveways is all my brain can take at this point.
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:10 PM   #8
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