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digitaldivas · 12-23-2008, 12:20 PM

I think they are one of the most deadly species, live in Australia. Very aggressive and will try to fuck with just about anything. Not me in the video, btw. Those fangs are badass.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bkzlINZsXu8

2012 · 12-23-2008, 12:29 PM

aren't some of the most deadliest critters in Australia ? I heard there is a jellyfish that will kill you in under 2 minutes ...

halfpint · 12-23-2008, 12:41 PM

You should rub your cock on one it will make you hard real quick

It will be very stimulating for you

Calico Jack · 12-23-2008, 05:48 PM

We get funnel webs here, found one in my shoe about 3 years ago. Fortunately when I put my foot in, it squished in instantly.

digitaldivas · 12-23-2008, 06:06 PM

that would just be crazy, they can get pretty big.

Twoface31 · 12-23-2008, 10:18 PM

thats cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!

quantum-x · 12-24-2008, 03:21 AM

You get bitten == you are dead.
No fucking around with these guys.

Keep it as a pet, and it's only a matter of time until you're dead.
Can't think of anyone in AU dumb enough to try to keep one of these things.

In any case, the neatest thing about these is their poison doesn't work on cats. There are a few videos of cats playing with them, getting bitten, then squishing them and walking off.

tranza · 12-24-2008, 06:31 AM

Wish you good luck!

Voodoo · 12-24-2008, 06:35 AM

Your words are deceiving if you don't read them properly....

"...I have a fetish for funnel web spiders
Very aggressive and will try to fuck"

Just sayin'. The words you chose... to the quick "Scan Read" come across a little ODD.

John-ACWM · 12-24-2008, 07:09 AM

Cool to look at it, wouldn't wanna play it

Slick · 12-24-2008, 07:17 AM

Thanks for sharing that, now I don't feel so bad looking at all of this snow where I live. I'd rather have snow than have to worry about spiders like that biting me, ha ha ha.

brassmonkey · 12-24-2008, 07:24 AM

fuck that id splater that shit

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digitaldivas ..I Heart Cannibal Corpse Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: California Posts: 4,327	...I have a fetish for funnel web spiders I think they are one of the most deadly species, live in Australia. Very aggressive and will try to fuck with just about anything. Not me in the video, btw. Those fangs are badass. https://youtube.com/watch?v=bkzlINZsXu8 __________________ ... Last edited by digitaldivas; 12-23-2008 at 12:21 PM..

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