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Old 12-24-2008, 11:55 AM   #1
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Hey OLD FUCKERS...

I know you old fuckers love to sit around and reminisce about how great washing boards are and all, but are they really the cleaning miracle that time forgot? Seriously, I'm curious, what's the 411 on washing boards? Have any young fuckers here used a washing board. I want an understanding of the average opinion on the washing machine vs washing board debate, not some biased old fucker nonsense. If these things are the miracle people say they are, I'm finding me a wife...

Merry Christmas!

PS. I want a washing board Santa.....
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:20 PM   #2
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I know you old fuckers love to sit around and reminisce about how great washing boards are and all, but are they really the cleaning miracle that time forgot? Seriously, I'm curious, what's the 411 on washing boards? Have any young fuckers here used a washing board. I want an understanding of the average opinion on the washing machine vs washing board debate, not some biased old fucker nonsense. If these things are the miracle people say they are, I'm finding me a wife...

Merry Christmas!

PS. I want a washing board Santa.....

I didn't know that wives came equipped with wash boards on their asses.
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:21 PM   #3
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:24 PM   #4
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Wait,

I aint thru yet.

WTF????????????????????????


If I find a wife then I will buy a fucking washing machine, dish washer, lawn sprinkler,
clothes dryer, blender and a bunch of other shit she wants.

What the fuck are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:25 PM   #5
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:27 PM   #6
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Emmit Otter's Jug Band would suck ass without one.
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:28 PM   #7
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First let's get something straight.

It's WASHBOARD. Only the Amish and slightly retarded female midgets call them "washing boards"
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:31 PM   #8
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First let's get something straight.

It's WASHBOARD. Only the Amish and slightly retarded female midgets call them "washing boards"

What he said
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Old 12-24-2008, 02:06 PM   #9
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Emmit Otter's Jug Band would suck ass without one.
Indeed. Every good jugband needs a washboard player. but I am approaching this from a "what will clean my clothes better" angle.


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First let's get something straight.

It's WASHBOARD. Only the Amish and slightly retarded female midgets call them "washing boards"
So should I go for the Amish bitch or the midget?

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Wait,

I aint thru yet.

WTF????????????????????????


If I find a wife then I will buy a fucking washing machine, dish washer, lawn sprinkler,
clothes dryer, blender and a bunch of other shit she wants.

What the fuck are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????
Are you thru now? WTF???????????????????????

If, that's a pretty damned big IF. Better keep it capitalized. IF IF IF.

What the fuck are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

Don't tell me, you're French too!
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Old 12-24-2008, 02:07 PM   #10
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My ass looks better from the left side...
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Old 12-24-2008, 02:13 PM   #11
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