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BVF · 12-25-2008, 08:15 PM

I saw my kids earlier in the evening and since the babymomma didn't cook anything, before I went back home, I stopped to get some Lamb Chops from the Greek restaurant...

As I was driving out, I saw a petite chocolate thang looking cold walking down the sidewalk...She was going to get some soda for her and her kid to drink...I took her to Walgreens cause that was the only thing close that was open...

We get back to her place and she has some white dude who is in the Marines staying there who is about to ship out again.....I don't know if hes the babydaddy or what because the kid looked mixed...She gives me a cup of grape soda and the next thing she signals for me to come in her room....

She already has condoms by her bed, Trojans "her pleasure".....She had a tight little body on her but she had a potbelly on her and she looked like she might be pregnant again but she said she wasn't....

I nut and roll out......And what's good is that she lives a couple blocks up from me...

Thanks Santa...

brassmonkey · 12-25-2008, 08:18 PM

damn sound like u had a good 1

fallenmuffin · 12-25-2008, 08:31 PM

Seems wrong for a child's mother to fuck a stranger on Christmas. Already had condoms by the bed - poor kid.

bausch · 12-25-2008, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Seems wrong for a child's mother to fuck a stranger on Christmas. Already had condoms by the bed - poor kid.

Why is it ok for BVF (a child's father) to fuck a stranger on Christmas but not the woman?

Why the double standard? It he can fuck a stranger then she can fuck a stranger, they are both strangers, so
what?

Why are you judgmental towards the woman but not towards BVF?

BVF · 12-25-2008, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

Why is it ok for BVF (a child's father) to fuck a stranger on Christmas but not the woman?

Why the double standard? It he can fuck a stranger then she can fuck a stranger, they are both strangers, so
what?

Why are you judgmental towards the woman but not towards BVF?

Maybe because it wasn't MY house and MY kid?....

Either way, I'm not a serial killer so she's alright as we speak.

bausch · 12-25-2008, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

Maybe because it wasn't MY house and MY kid?....

Either way, I'm not a serial killer so she's alright as we speak.

I dont think thats what it is, I think people are just judgmental in general about women fucking strangers but not men. For some reason people think its fucked up when the woman does it but they applaud it if the guy does..

It would have been safe for her anyways cause she had that white marine guy there.

AtlantisCash · 12-25-2008, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

I dont think thats what it is, I think people are just judgmental in general about women fucking strangers but not men. For some reason people think its fucked up when the woman does it but they applaud it if the guy does..

It would have been safe for her anyways cause she had that white marine guy there.

Bla Bla Bla.

fallenmuffin · 12-25-2008, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

Maybe because it wasn't MY house and MY kid?....

That's exactly what it is. If you had come on here and said "I had a random whore come over as soon as my child was done opening presents" I would of said the same thing about you instead of her. Christmas is for the kids, its just a shame.

So bausch can

stickyfingerz · 12-25-2008, 09:01 PM

Grape soda? Im not racist, but way to perpetuate a stereotype lol

tony286 · 12-25-2008, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Grape soda? Im not racist, but way to perpetuate a stereotype lol

be nice

marketsmart · 12-25-2008, 09:38 PM

a cup of grape soda...

did she offer you a moonpie?

corvette · 12-25-2008, 09:41 PM

let me jump in here to say that im one of the few that actually met bvf in person. many years ago

love your threads, merry christmas to you

stickyfingerz · 12-25-2008, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

be nice

Everyone was thinking it, I just vocalized it lol. And I like BVF so not trying to start drama or nothing lol. I love grape soda too actually hehe.

pamon · 12-25-2008, 09:54 PM

nice... a little grape soda and pussy on xmas... wish I got some..

BV · 12-25-2008, 09:56 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

marketsmart · 12-25-2008, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette

let me jump in here to say that im one of the few that actually met bvf in person. many years ago

love your threads, merry christmas to you

although i like to joke, i have a lot of respect for bvf even though i have never met him..

i used to listen to his mr no good web casts and they were very entertaining..

Spunky · 12-25-2008, 09:59 PM

It beats painting your hand with lipstick and calling it Betty

Agent 488 · 12-25-2008, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

This thread is useless without pics.

tonyparra · 12-25-2008, 10:17 PM

BVF i want to be like you when i grow up....truthfully i would like to ask you for some tips...

BVF · 12-25-2008, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette

let me jump in here to say that im one of the few that actually met bvf in person. many years ago

love your threads, merry christmas to you

Merry xmas to you too man.

polish_aristocrat · 12-26-2008, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra

BVF i want to be like you when i grow up....truthfully i would like to ask you for some tips...

just don't try too much.... or you'll end up like this guy:

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/845048-trashman-jail.html

brassmonkey · 12-26-2008, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

a cup of grape soda...

did she offer you a moonpie?

grape soda is good

and moon pies like white folks dont touch the stuff

martinsc · 12-26-2008, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

brassmonkey · 12-26-2008, 10:09 AM

looks good

brassmonkey · 12-26-2008, 10:10 AM

need a 8 piece of popeye's

Brujah · 12-26-2008, 10:10 AM

Goose Island makes the best root beer, and their Bourbon County Stout is damn good. Haven't tried their grape soda.

Shoehorn! · 12-26-2008, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

I stopped to get some Lamb Chops from the Greek restaurant...

Good choice.

tonyparra · 12-26-2008, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

just don't try too much.... or you'll end up like this guy:

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/845048-trashman-jail.html

Not really im no trash man. I really do have a plan and some ideas and a real website, but the reason i want to talk to BVF is i talked to him long ago on y! messenger, he was on my buddy list, but not anymore and sadly i have forgotten much of what he has told me...I know at one time he a script or line he used that he was using and some other small tips.

MetaMan · 12-26-2008, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch

I dont think thats what it is, I think people are just judgmental in general about women fucking strangers but not men. For some reason people think its fucked up when the woman does it but they applaud it if the guy does..

It would have been safe for her anyways cause she had that white marine guy there.

omfg i cant stand people like you STFU

Zuzana Designs · 12-26-2008, 01:05 PM

I saw mommy fucking santa claus lolz

CaptainHowdy · 12-26-2008, 03:25 PM

That's a true xmas tale...

Malicious Biz · 12-26-2008, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

This thread is useless without pics.

you're in a BVF thread asking for pics? WTF is wrong with you? :P

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