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CDSmith · 12-24-2008, 01:03 PM

Here's a few Christmas classics to get you started.

www.jokesbee.com

Vick! · 12-24-2008, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

www.jokesbee.com

that's fucking nice .. lol

CDSmith · 12-24-2008, 01:24 PM

Merry Christmas eh?

John-ACWM · 12-24-2008, 01:27 PM

Great stuff

Merry Christmas!

CDSmith · 12-24-2008, 01:29 PM

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a Fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!
Love, Kenny

Dear Kenny,
Let me make it up to you. Christmas Eve, while you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll fucking know what to do with you impatient little snot nosed fuck.
Santa

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-24-2008, 01:38 PM

May as well join in the festivities...

ADG

CDSmith · 12-24-2008, 01:51 PM

CAN you name this animal?

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Don't know huh?

scroll down

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It's a 'Dill-Doe' !

CDSmith · 12-24-2008, 01:54 PM

Merry fuckin christmas

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-24-2008, 02:04 PM

ADG

CDSmith · 12-24-2008, 02:12 PM

Play this one for the whole family

VeriSexy · 12-24-2008, 02:25 PM

haha those are awesome

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-24-2008, 02:30 PM

ADG

Double trouble · 12-24-2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Nice song

LoveSandra · 12-24-2008, 02:49 PM

Back in 1964 a man joins the navy...

After a while on board he asks his shipmates "what do you do for sex round here?" .. He is promptly shown a barrel with a hole in the side of it !

Not being very impressed he decides to try it anyway.. After a few seconds he really starts to enjoy this..

So he trys it again the next day and the day after that also....

After finishing up the day after he asks a fellow sailor

"Can I do this everyday?" ..

The other sailor says "Hell yes, everyday except Wednesday"

"Why not on a Wednesday then?"

The reply : "Because it is your turn in the barrel !!"

Scott McD · 12-24-2008, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Haha!

miss_twisted · 12-24-2008, 07:52 PM

My alltime favorite...

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-24-2008, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Reminds me of my photo set from last XXXmas (exceprts):

ADG

mona · 12-24-2008, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a Fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!
Love, Kenny

Dear Kenny,
Let me make it up to you. Christmas Eve, while you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll fucking know what to do with you impatient little snot nosed fuck.
Santa

miss_twisted · 12-24-2008, 07:59 PM

someone make mine work, lost my connection... On my phone now argh!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-24-2008, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by miss_twisted

My alltime favorite...

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Originally Posted by miss_twisted

someone make mine work, lost my connection... On my phone now argh!

Your Xmas present from me:

ADG

CDSmith · 12-24-2008, 11:19 PM

Wouldn't be Christmas without a handjob from a couple of late great Winnipeggers.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-25-2008, 12:40 AM

And now, a modern classic (although the dude singing couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, fuggit):

ADG

Chit Chat · 12-25-2008, 01:31 AM

Serial Pervert · 12-26-2008, 07:10 AM

hahaha, very nice

tranza · 12-26-2008, 07:18 AM

Very cool jokes!

Sm.Master · 12-26-2008, 07:56 AM

I like naked santa on the "snow"

CDSmith · 12-27-2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Chit Chat

You're right, it just isn't Christmas without UPS girl.

StuBradley · 12-27-2008, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

CAN you name this animal?

It's a 'Dill-Doe' !

Wouldn't that be a dill-buck?

12-24-2008, 01:03 PM	#1
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