Terror Experts Warn Next 9/11 Could Fall On Different Date - GoFuckYourself.com

MaDalton · 01-06-2009, 08:34 PM

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WASHINGTON?In an alarming development with wide-reaching implications for America's safety, Department of Homeland Security head Michael Chertoff and CIA Director Michael Hayden issued a joint report Monday warning that the next 9/11 could in fact occur on a different date.

The report, based on intelligence gathered by field-agents, found that a future 9/11 might take place on an entirely new month and day, including 4/24, 6/13, or even 10/12. According to the report, the nation could realistically find itself in the midst of a 5/25 scenario, as well as a potential 3/14 situation in the months to come.

8/28, 6/19, and 11/7 were also cited as possible 9/11s.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...warn_next_9_11

Malicious Biz · 01-06-2009, 08:38 PM

Anyone who thinks the next big terror attack will happen on any other day than 9/11 means they are a douchebag

BusterBunny · 01-06-2009, 09:04 PM

Rochard · 01-06-2009, 09:14 PM

It's only a matter of time.... I predict that the next attack will happen at a port by ramming an oil tanker into an oil farm. It happened in the 1950s in Texas ( I might be off on the years ) and it destroyed an entire town.

It's pretty simple. Hijack a ship, and ten miles off the cost kill the crew, full steam ahead and bam.

Darkland · 01-06-2009, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

It's only a matter of time.... I predict that the next attack will happen at a port by ramming an oil tanker into an oil farm. It happened in the 1950s in Texas ( I might be off on the years ) and it destroyed an entire town.

It's pretty simple. Hijack a ship, and ten miles off the cost kill the crew, full steam ahead and bam.

I think this is what you're thinking of...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_City_disaster

It wasn't oil, the ship was full of amonia nitrate and happend in 1947. I saw actual footage of this and it was insane.

spacedog · 01-06-2009, 09:28 PM

that's some funny shit

Jarmusch · 01-06-2009, 09:33 PM

That guy looks a little like Nostradamus

MaDalton · 01-06-2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

It's only a matter of time.... I predict that the next attack will happen at a port by ramming an oil tanker into an oil farm. It happened in the 1950s in Texas ( I might be off on the years ) and it destroyed an entire town.

It's pretty simple. Hijack a ship, and ten miles off the cost kill the crew, full steam ahead and bam.

now that you wrote it they will come after you if it really happens

DannysReviews|com · 01-06-2009, 10:22 PM

Maybe the next terror attack will happen when the US needs to get rid of another old, asbestos filled building. Just kidding, but remember, it's a conspiracy!

Redrob · 01-06-2009, 10:37 PM

Who would have thought of changing the date...

No wonder they are called "terrorists".

Shit, now I have to change my expectations......

wootpr0n · 01-07-2009, 02:09 AM

The real question is why does everybody keep thinking that the next (possible) attack is going to involve a plane???

Jack Sparrow · 01-07-2009, 02:36 AM

We dont need those terrorist, we got yellowstone.

Alky · 01-07-2009, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by wootpr0n

The real question is why does everybody keep thinking that the next (possible) attack is going to involve a plane???

you're the only one who mentioned plane here...

J. Falcon · 01-07-2009, 05:18 AM

So that's where your tax dollars go.

tranza · 01-07-2009, 06:56 AM

LMAO at that!!!

John-ACWM · 01-07-2009, 09:32 AM

And when are we going to see the next alive dinosaur?

PornoStar69 · 01-07-2009, 09:51 AM

whens the next false flag (terrorism) operation gonna happen then by the US Gov? They must be loving this - fooling you lot.

9/11 planes are fake - no boeing 747's hit the twin towers, do i need to remind you lot.

corvette · 01-07-2009, 09:54 AM

Though the DHS has identified more than 7,000 sensitive dates spanning the next 20 years, it did manage to rule out 4/15/04 and 10/38 as future 9/11s. The government report also confirmed that the next 9/11 would more than likely not involve an assault on the World Trade Center's North and South towers as it has in previous attacks.

hahaha, see you next week

bobby666 · 01-07-2009, 11:05 AM

i prefer the 11.11.(20)11 at 11h11

OG LennyT · 01-07-2009, 11:06 AM

more 'credible' news from the onion.. LOL

Quagmire · 01-07-2009, 11:09 AM

there is no terror

grumpy · 01-07-2009, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

It's only a matter of time.... I predict that the next attack will happen at a port by ramming an oil tanker into an oil farm. It happened in the 1950s in Texas ( I might be off on the years ) and it destroyed an entire town.

It's pretty simple. Hijack a ship, and ten miles off the cost kill the crew, full steam ahead and bam.

you watch to much tv. Thats an episode from "the border"

MaDalton · 01-07-2009, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by corvette

Though the DHS has identified more than 7,000 sensitive dates spanning the next 20 years, it did manage to rule out 4/15/04 and 10/38 as future 9/11s. The government report also confirmed that the next 9/11 would more than likely not involve an assault on the World Trade Center's North and South towers as it has in previous attacks.

hahaha, see you next week

great - looking forward to seeing you!

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