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jmcb420 · 01-04-2009, 09:37 AM

Yes, I love coffee and have for years, but now I have a question that may shake the coffee industry to its very foundation.......... here goes:

lol, wtf is with the foam that gathers at the top of a cup of instant coffee? I had to do instant today cause the store down the road is out of my regular and I didnt feel like going the extra mile so I just picked up some MH instant....It tastes like coffe would taste if it were made with car parts and it has a foam that sticks to everything it touches.

I hearby call upon maxwell house to cease any further marketing of this product untill this foam is explaned by science and proven safe.

Just kidding, good morning everyone, go colts!

FMG-Nih · 01-04-2009, 09:38 AM

lolz good luck for a newday, man. D

HorseShit · 01-04-2009, 09:39 AM

something from the dehydration process I would assume

instant coffee is so fucking disgusting i can't stand it

Libertine · 01-04-2009, 09:42 AM

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jmcb420 · 01-04-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

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No fucking shit..............

Thanks for the info, I was only half serious but damn.......

I wish I had GFY around during college.

Pixelbucks Eric · 01-04-2009, 09:48 AM

They also use pigfat to enhance the foam.

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RayVega · 01-04-2009, 09:56 AM

The bigger question is this: if you take a cup of hot chocolate in a mug and tap a spoon on the bottom of the mug, it makes a resonating "plunk" Sound. Coffee and tea do not make this sound...but instant coffee does.

Try it, it's true. I have a skill for noticing completely useless things about our universe.
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jmcb420 · 01-04-2009, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by RayVega

The bigger question is this: if you take a cup of hot chocolate in a mug and tap a spoon on the bottom of the mug, it makes a resonating "plunk" Sound. Coffee and tea do not make this sound...but instant coffee does.

Try it, it's true. I have a skill for noticing completely useless things about our universe.
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I will try this. Results will be reported back within the hour.

SilentKnight · 01-04-2009, 10:08 AM

You should be more concerned about the mind-altering ingredients of that mysterious Coffee-Mate whitener powder.

jmcb420 · 01-04-2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

You should be more concerned about the mind-altering ingredients of that mysterious Coffee-Mate whitener powder.

lol, that shits for little girls. I like coffee like I like my woman, Black and bitter....

Rey Vega, I have tested the audio propertys of said liquids and I must agree with you, though only slightly differing to say when the hot chocolate is made with milk does it sound similar to instant coffee upon spoon tap.

Thats freaky shit, considering milk is a much thicker liquid then the water mixed with the coffee.

Yum.

TisMe · 01-04-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

You should be more concerned about the mind-altering ingredients of that mysterious Coffee-Mate whitener powder.

What do you think happened to White-Out once everyone stopped using typewriters?

aaron · 01-04-2009, 11:06 AM

i had some instant coffee in thailand once that was amazingly good- not surprising as they seem to like the real stuff strong and sweet.

sortie · 01-04-2009, 11:07 AM

Try using boiling water.

jmcb420 · 01-04-2009, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by aaron

i had some instant coffee in thailand once that was amazingly good- not surprising as they seem to like the real stuff strong and sweet.

yeah.....on time out in Cali I had some shit called "Thailand Tea" It was a super sweet, extreamly creamy type mixture with a serious tea taste. Very interesting drink.

I dont know if it was an instant blend, but it was out there.

mrwilson · 01-04-2009, 11:14 AM

most instant drinks do it im guessing its to do with the dried milk

natas · 01-04-2009, 11:44 AM

I refuse to touch instant coffee. It's shit

John-ACWM · 01-04-2009, 11:46 AM

It's made under pressure with hot water...and a few chemicals

F-U-Jimmy · 01-04-2009, 12:03 PM

I believe the foam on your instant Coffee has a lot to do with your water supply and how you boil it. For example if you take std tap water unfiltered place a tea bag in it and then microwave it until it starts to boil you will get lots of strange foam.

Water treated with a reverse osmosis filtration system stops the foam being produced.
A microwave is not a good way to make tea or coffee but you get scum appearing on tea or coffee if the water is not filtered no matter how you heat the water..

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