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Pipecrew · 01-05-2009, 10:47 PM

I need helping breaking some bad luck. 2 minutes after new years this year, I slipped on ice and messed up my elbow a little. It's been all down here from there.

Lets look at a couple days ago. I drive to a driveup atm, leave my card in the machine, go to the bank, they cant give it back to me. They tell me I need a whole new card number (total nightmare changing all the auto pay stuff)

Pull out of bank and get a 100% flat tire, riding on rim like 10 minutes later. I put some fix a flat in it and find out the hole is just a nail. I take it to a tire place to patch it and they were like "sorry dude, you used fix a flat, that tears up the inside of a tire, you need to buy a new one" 550 bucks later ;)

Finally get home to start changing around payment details on bills, and see I have that virtumonde spyware virus ;) Thats a total waste of a day.

*** while typing this, i just realized it may not be totally open as a window just tried to open out of nowhere... grrr

driving car #2 today and run out of gas in the middle of a not so good neighborhood, the gas indicator said I had gas, it was wrong. Had to cab to a gas station about 20 blocks away, I have a cab waiting for me there. I start filling the container and gas shoots all over the place, my hands and my clothes, the cab refuses to let me back in his car. I need to call another one.

Get back to me car, put gas in and it doesnt start. Like any car with a fuel injection, no dice, took about 30 minutes before it finally turned on. Start driving and I get a flat tire indicator. Go fill it up with air, lose the little tire fastener thing. Finally get back to my place, Get in the elevator and there is 3 drunk rednecks that mistaken me for some dude that apparently they wanted to fight. They realize they made a mistake after I get pushed a little and they apologized (good i think)

I am not looking forward to tomorrow! and any webmaster flying from Miami to Vegas, you better pray your not on my plane ;)

tony286 · 01-05-2009, 10:49 PM

One Step Up
Woke up this morning my house was cold
Checked out the furnace she wasn't burnin'
Went out and hopped in my old Ford
Hit the engine but she ain't turnin'
We've given each other some hard lessons lately
But we ain't learnin'
We're the same sad story that's a fact
One step up and two steps back

Bird on a wire outside my motel room
But he ain't singin'
Girl in white outside a church in June
But the church bells they ain't ringing
I'm sittin' here in this bar tonight
But all I'm thinkin' is
I'm the same old story same old act
One step up and two steps back

It's the same thing night on night
Who's wrong baby who's right
Another fight and I slam the door on
Another battle in our dirty little war
When I look at myself I don't see
The man I wanted to be
Somewhere along the line I slipped off track
I'm caught movin' one step up and two steps back

There's a girl across the bar
I get the message she's sendin'
Mmm she ain't lookin' to married
And me well honey I'm pretending
Last night I dreamed I held you in my arms
The music was never-ending
We danced as the evening sky faded to black
One step up and two steps back

96ukssob · 01-05-2009, 10:50 PM

damn, that is some shitty luck. maybe its all leading up to some super good luck in Vegas

hypedough · 01-05-2009, 10:55 PM

Honestly, start thinking stuff will go right and they usually will. Negative energy attracts negative energy IMO.

Pipecrew · 01-05-2009, 10:56 PM

someone was telling me baseball players have sex with fat girls to get out of a bad luck slump.

Jdoughs · 01-05-2009, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

someone was telling me baseball players have sex with fat girls to get out of a bad luck slump.

Was he a baseball player you just caught with a fat girl?

baddog · 01-05-2009, 10:59 PM

One of my ex-mother-in-laws told me they last 7 years. I tend to believe her.

Iron Fist · 01-05-2009, 11:17 PM

WiredGuy · 01-05-2009, 11:22 PM

You must have a build up of bad karma, do a good deed for someone and hope to God you get over this slump. And for the love of God don't spread it, lol.
WG

01-05-2009, 10:47 PM	#1
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,885	break a case of bad luck? I need helping breaking some bad luck. 2 minutes after new years this year, I slipped on ice and messed up my elbow a little. It's been all down here from there. Lets look at a couple days ago. I drive to a driveup atm, leave my card in the machine, go to the bank, they cant give it back to me. They tell me I need a whole new card number (total nightmare changing all the auto pay stuff) Pull out of bank and get a 100% flat tire, riding on rim like 10 minutes later. I put some fix a flat in it and find out the hole is just a nail. I take it to a tire place to patch it and they were like "sorry dude, you used fix a flat, that tears up the inside of a tire, you need to buy a new one" 550 bucks later ;) Finally get home to start changing around payment details on bills, and see I have that virtumonde spyware virus ;) Thats a total waste of a day. *** while typing this, i just realized it may not be totally open as a window just tried to open out of nowhere... grrr driving car #2 today and run out of gas in the middle of a not so good neighborhood, the gas indicator said I had gas, it was wrong. Had to cab to a gas station about 20 blocks away, I have a cab waiting for me there. I start filling the container and gas shoots all over the place, my hands and my clothes, the cab refuses to let me back in his car. I need to call another one. Get back to me car, put gas in and it doesnt start. Like any car with a fuel injection, no dice, took about 30 minutes before it finally turned on. Start driving and I get a flat tire indicator. Go fill it up with air, lose the little tire fastener thing. Finally get back to my place, Get in the elevator and there is 3 drunk rednecks that mistaken me for some dude that apparently they wanted to fight. They realize they made a mistake after I get pushed a little and they apologized (good i think) I am not looking forward to tomorrow! and any webmaster flying from Miami to Vegas, you better pray your not on my plane ;) Last edited by Pipecrew; 01-05-2009 at 10:49 PM..

01-05-2009, 10:50 PM	#3
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01-05-2009, 10:49 PM	#2
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	One Step Up Woke up this morning my house was cold Checked out the furnace she wasn't burnin' Went out and hopped in my old Ford Hit the engine but she ain't turnin' We've given each other some hard lessons lately But we ain't learnin' We're the same sad story that's a fact One step up and two steps back Bird on a wire outside my motel room But he ain't singin' Girl in white outside a church in June But the church bells they ain't ringing I'm sittin' here in this bar tonight But all I'm thinkin' is I'm the same old story same old act One step up and two steps back It's the same thing night on night Who's wrong baby who's right Another fight and I slam the door on Another battle in our dirty little war When I look at myself I don't see The man I wanted to be Somewhere along the line I slipped off track I'm caught movin' one step up and two steps back There's a girl across the bar I get the message she's sendin' Mmm she ain't lookin' to married And me well honey I'm pretending Last night I dreamed I held you in my arms The music was never-ending We danced as the evening sky faded to black One step up and two steps back

01-05-2009, 10:56 PM	#5
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,885	someone was telling me baseball players have sex with fat girls to get out of a bad luck slump.

01-05-2009, 10:59 PM	#7
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	One of my ex-mother-in-laws told me they last 7 years. I tend to believe her.