Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard! - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

StuartD · 01-06-2009, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Adam X

pretty lame.. I can type so fast.. why would I want to scroll for each letter, and it took that guy 45 minutes to type an email..... ridiculous

omg

Blingbaby · 01-06-2009, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

An attempt at humor, but FAILED miserably!

Puhlease this perfectly captured *almost* everything that is wrong with Apple. What can be simpler than only having one button lol crack me up.

Manowar · 01-06-2009, 06:47 AM

the onion is fucking genius

Marcus Aurelius · 01-06-2009, 07:05 AM

I gotta buy one of those!! its shiny and by apple

nico-t · 01-06-2009, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

HP has had a touch screen out for 2 months., and we saw a reason the other day that its good to have a keyboard.

A browser was opened and adjusted so that the X was off the top of the screen along with the top of the browser. There was no way to close it other then to reboot the system. No keyboard means no Ctrl Alt Del.

......or alt+f4

LadyMischief · 01-06-2009, 07:14 AM

lolllllllllllllllll the power of the internet hhaha... Great stuff too funny.

Zorgman · 01-06-2009, 07:18 AM

How about a voice activation system that really works. No need for a keyboard then either. Maybe thats too hard for Apple. :D

TyroneGoldberg · 01-06-2009, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

That was funny but some of the replies in this thread scare me

i wonder if they're being funny, or just plain slow.....

Ravage · 01-06-2009, 08:25 AM

I've already got my 40gb one on order. Best $10k I ever spent!

I also opted to pay an additional $2,500 for the usb mini-windmill battery charger for when I'm on the go.

TyroneGoldberg · 01-06-2009, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Adult Rental Chris

I've already got my 40gb one on order. Best $10k I ever spent!

I also opted to pay an additional $2,500 for the usb mini-windmill battery charger for when I'm on the go.

bad move. wait for the Rev. B

Vicious_B · 01-06-2009, 08:57 AM

Actually it was the Soduko killer comment that cracked my up the most.

"The police predict that their will be 1, 4 or 9 victims next"

LOL

dav3 · 01-06-2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by TyroneGoldberg

bad move. wait for the Rev. B

Yea, I hear in Rev. B, the windmill will be water submersible to generate battery power from underwater currents!

cess · 01-06-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by EthnicLover

"I'll buy almost anything if its shiny and made by Apple"

lol typical apple customer.

lol@ all the guys who don't know about the onion. sukas!

Walter Gropius · 01-06-2009, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

Actually it was the Soduko killer comment that cracked my up the most.

"The police predict that their will be 1, 4 or 9 victims next"

LOL

chodadog · 01-06-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

That was funny but some of the replies in this thread scare me

Yeah, seriously. Threads about videos from the Onion should almost be used as a filter to find people who you do not want to do business with. Because if they can't figure out that this is a joke, then I don't want shit to do with them. And I don't want even a remote chance that they may enter my gene pool.

Kevin Marx · 01-06-2009, 04:30 PM

everything is just a few hundred clicks away.... LMAO!!!

Elli · 01-06-2009, 05:51 PM

Almost 19 minutes of battery! That was really well done!

blowme_DL · 01-06-2009, 05:54 PM

Nice technology but i'll still go for my good old kb

dav3 · 01-06-2009, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by blowme_DL

Nice technology but i'll still go for my good old kb

Predictive sentences!

Young · 01-06-2009, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by qxm

wow...how stupid is that... I get the fact that anything Apple creates becomes a fashion accessory but ... fuck.. man... 45 mins to type an email... and I woudn't believe anyone who tells me the wheel is more efficient than the keyboard...no fucking way...

If Apple plans to pull this shit out of their asses they better include an optional keyboard .. otherwise this is preposterous Twattlecock! ....

BTW ... congratz to the winners (yeah .. stock owners!)

I scrolled through this entire thread searching for the payoff....

Thank You.

Walter Gropius · 01-07-2009, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by chodadog

Yeah, seriously. Threads about videos from the Onion should almost be used as a filter to find people who you do not want to do business with. Because if they can't figure out that this is a joke, then I don't want shit to do with them. And I don't want even a remote chance that they may enter my gene pool.

potter · 01-07-2009, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

HP has had a touch screen out for 2 months., and we saw a reason the other day that its good to have a keyboard.

A browser was opened and adjusted so that the X was off the top of the screen along with the top of the browser. There was no way to close it other then to reboot the system. No keyboard means no Ctrl Alt Del.

Why couldn't you just open the task manager and close it from there?

Persius · 01-07-2009, 05:09 PM

the HP touch screen should at least have a detachable keyboard

psbfo · 01-07-2009, 05:45 PM

That's nothing.
I've developed one that needs no mouse or keyboard either, but is controlled by my mind.
The only glitch in it so far is that it always does exactly the opposite of what I want it to do...

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