Whats a good first handgun for a 5 year old. - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

marketsmart · 01-15-2009, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Judge

5 year old should not play with guns

this is not a toy, this is for protection only..

i take this very seriously and will make sure that i take him to a quality handgun instructor..

and you can be sure that i wont let my nephew carry the gun on him until he can group at least 8 out of 10 headshots...

halfpint · 01-15-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

yeah he died

Good he was a stupid cunt for giving his 2 year old kid a loaded gun, He has fucked up the kids life now, how is the kid gonna cope with knowing he shot his own father when he gets older

TyroneGoldberg · 01-15-2009, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

they worked out a special deal with the attorney general in NY..

apparently because of my nephews gang affiliations, they considered him too dangerous to be locked up in LA...

the funny thing is that my nephew went into jail with a bachelors in marijuana and came out with a doctorate in cocaine...

oh. ok. at first i thought you were joking, now i see this thread is real...

Overload · 01-15-2009, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

i just dont want him to have to live in fear.....

kids in the kindergarten will live in fear ... a 5yo with a
real gun ... you are simply nuts; sorry

Overload · 01-15-2009, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

this is not a toy, this is for protection only..

i take this very seriously and will make sure that i take him to a quality handgun instructor..

and you can be sure that i wont let my nephew carry the gun on him until he can group at least 8 out of 10 headshots...

a 5yo needs SUCH protection? geez, you live in a rotten world

marketsmart · 01-15-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload

kids in the kindergarten will live in fear ... a 5yo with a
real gun ... you are simply nuts; sorry

my nephew doesnt go to school.. he owns his own business..

granted it may not be on the right side of the law, but you have to give him credit for being such a hustler at an age where most kids are still shitting in their pants and eating their boogers..

my nephew is building a business empire and as long as he doesnt get caught, he might end up becoming the next don corleone..

papill0n · 01-15-2009, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

wtf

brassmonkey · 01-15-2009, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

Good he was a stupid cunt for giving his 2 year old kid a loaded gun, He has fucked up the kids life now, how is the kid gonna cope with knowing he shot his own father when he gets older

yeah he'll be on meds maybe alot of drugs and jail

sad deal

ContentSHOOTER · 01-15-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

wtf

Well timed Ben

Ethersync · 01-15-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

holy shit

GetSCORECash · 01-15-2009, 04:42 PM

LOL! I actually enjoyed this thread!

uno · 01-15-2009, 04:46 PM

I really can't see a 5 year old handle much more than a .22.

WinstonTriplexcash · 01-15-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

listen up.. my nephew doesnt need any faggotry in his life like ballet or bowling..

he is a straight pipe hitting nigga...

he runs all the rock and weed selling for a 4 block radius in watts..

he also has a string a bitches that he tricks out...

and dont even get me started on his loan sharking and protection business..

because of the nature of his business, he sometimes might run across an unsavory element..

i just dont want him to have to live in fear....

so please.. tell me what kind of gun i should get for him..

Thats too funny!!!

Rochard · 01-15-2009, 05:21 PM

But him a shotgun - so the next time the babysitter pisses him off he can just blow him away.

O MARINA · 01-16-2009, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

if your my nephew...

$5700 in cash, 4 ounces of rock, a few ounces of weed, and a couple dozen e bombs....

and if he's in hollywood, he likes to ride with the horse..

O MARINA · 01-16-2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

listen up.. my nephew doesnt need any faggotry in his life like ballet or bowling..

he is a straight pipe hitting nigga...

he runs all the rock and weed selling for a 4 block radius in watts..

he also has a string a bitches that he tricks out...

and dont even get me started on his loan sharking and protection business..

because of the nature of his business, he sometimes might run across an unsavory element..

i just dont want him to have to live in fear....

so please.. tell me what kind of gun i should get for him..

andy83 · 01-16-2009, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

andy83 · 01-16-2009, 01:07 PM

lol this thread seriously rock

woj · 01-16-2009, 01:43 PM

great thread

firecracker · 01-16-2009, 02:42 PM

hhhmmm, well all I can say is, DAMN!!

Deej · 01-16-2009, 02:56 PM

Beretta Minx

6 in the mag 1 in the tube

Take out a whole hood of lil niggas

marketsmart · 01-16-2009, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Beretta Minx

6 in the mag 1 in the tube

Take out a whole hood of lil niggas

that might be a little too small for him, but you just gave me a great idea..

i think he could use that as a back up piece in case his main one jams or gets boosted..

thanks for the tip..

Deej · 01-16-2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

that might be a little too small for him, but you just gave me a great idea..

i think he could use that as a back up piece in case his main one jams or gets boosted..

thanks for the tip..

a good boot piece - fit nicely under his baggy chucks

sperbonzo · 01-16-2009, 03:18 PM

I found this adorable one for my newborn niece.... really cute AND effective!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=abTGA...eature=related

(sorry, someone should put the video up here.... never bothered to find out how to do that)

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Ethersync · 01-16-2009, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

listen up.. my nephew doesnt need any faggotry in his life like ballet or bowling..

he is a straight pipe hitting nigga...

he runs all the rock and weed selling for a 4 block radius in watts..

he also has a string a bitches that he tricks out...

and dont even get me started on his loan sharking and protection business..

because of the nature of his business, he sometimes might run across an unsavory element..

i just dont want him to have to live in fear....

so please.. tell me what kind of gun i should get for him..

If he really did all this wouldn't he have a gun already

marketsmart · 01-16-2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethersync

If he really did all this wouldn't he have a gun already

he used to have a godfather lookin out for him, but 2 weeks ago he went missing..

they just found his dismembered body behind the red lobster in torrance..

so, now that my nephew is on his own i want to make sure he can protect himself..

lotta crazy niggas runnin around in watts these days..

brassmonkey · 01-16-2009, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Beretta Minx

6 in the mag 1 in the tube

Take out a whole hood of lil niggas

wtf you mean by that it can kill anyone its pointed at blacks whites or whatever

LadyMischief · 01-16-2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

thats way too big.. he's only about 4 feet tall...

it needs to be small enough so no one knows he packing...

Why would you want a child too young to have a social conscience to have free reign of a weapon? Are you insane? You could be held personally liable if he injures anyone. Start the kid with a bb gun if you insist, but a handgun... fucking mental.

collegeboobies · 01-16-2009, 05:58 PM

Revolver is best because Russian roulette is no fun with a semi

mikesouth · 01-16-2009, 06:05 PM

I'd go with this

.22 but loud and mean easily concealable and 8 shots

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