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My girlfriend scares me...
Lately, she's really been into serial killers. She constantly reads books about them, and makes some SERIOUSLY fucked up drawings.
I'm starting to worry that sleeping next to her is quickly becoming a danger to my personal safety ![]()
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Everyone goes through their serial killer obsession phase.
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sorry double post
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Blame it on Dexter
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boots are my religion
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i would move on .....
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Porn is Dead. Move along.
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yup, dexter
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Not me. Besides, this seems more extreme than what I've seen with others. It's like the details of the kills actually excite her in some freaky way ![]()
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Told my best bud that if I ever disappear...
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Stab her in the asshole.
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you are right to be concerned
Metallica said it well in the song "Enter Sandman" "Sleep with one eye open..."
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Having gone through that phase myself I have learned that female serial killers are extremely rare. You have nothing to worry about except that she is a little morbid right now.
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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and really? Serial killers never fascinated you at one point or another?
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And no, they never interested me at all. Ever since I was a small kid, any kind of unprovoked cruelty, whether against humans or animals, has filled me with a murderous rage. Which, I suppose, is somewhat ironic.
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She should go to doctor. Normal person does not do that.
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she'll grow out of it once she hits her 20s.
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She has a fantasy of being raped and killed by a serial killer. Hide in the closet and help her out
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have you showed here theync.com yet?? she could have hours of daily entertainment on there ![]()
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Really? Damn I kne I was missing something in life!
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It's coming look busy
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Well typically I would say your damn safe as most serial killers kill outside of their family and streets. You know those interviews of how they are always great neighbors and blah blah blah. Yet well since it is your girlfriend you are fucked. Although rare, often when a female goes serial killer - they typically off their loved ones or people they are taking care of. They also typically really like poison, so now would be a good time to protect all food and beverages. Also bare in mind that the jolt of leaving her may send her over the edge and she may kill you and eat your testicles - not necessarily in that order.
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She was a freak in bed though. ![]()
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She's gathering tips and will practice on you
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Tap into MOBILE!
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#29 |
lol
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we used to know a chick who had a portrait tattoo of Richard Ramirez the night stalker. She was one of his penpals, and had freaky drawings he sent her.
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I would be if I were you...
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![]() Makes me feel better, I thought i had a problem because I enjoy the same things, but for me its more about finding each peace and solving it from nothing and connecting people together. The motives of people make me wonder why? so that's why I get into the programs. The behind the scene stuff.
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