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Paul Markham · 11-14-2002, 02:41 PM

An Australian woman was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped over, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband Jacko. "Jacko! Jacko!" she yelled. Jacko came running in. "Jacko, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "Strewth!" Jacko said and tried to pull her up. "You're just too heavy girl. I'll go across the road and get Bluey" (his mate).

They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it" Bluey said "Lets try Plan C" "Plan C?" exclaimed Jacko. "What's that"?

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her" "Spot on" Jacko said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits" "Play with her tits"? Bluey said, "Why the hell would you want to do that?"

Jacko replied "Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive to replace"

Shark · 11-14-2002, 08:53 PM

ROFLMAO !

We're not that transparent are we ?

pentae · 11-14-2002, 08:55 PM

kangaroo · 11-14-2002, 11:21 PM

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Firehorse · 11-15-2002, 02:07 AM

It's the second time I have read this and it's still funny!

chodadog · 11-15-2002, 02:47 AM

hahaha.

11-14-2002, 02:41 PM	#1
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Australian logic An Australian woman was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped over, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Jacko. "Jacko! Jacko!" she yelled. Jacko came running in. "Jacko, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "Strewth!" Jacko said and tried to pull her up. "You're just too heavy girl. I'll go across the road and get Bluey" (his mate). They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it" Bluey said "Lets try Plan C" "Plan C?" exclaimed Jacko. "What's that"? "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her" "Spot on" Jacko said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits" "Play with her tits"? Bluey said, "Why the hell would you want to do that?" Jacko replied "Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive to replace" __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

11-15-2002, 02:07 AM	#5
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	It's the second time I have read this and it's still funny! __________________ MySweetEbony

11-14-2002, 08:53 PM	#2
Shark Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 205	ROFLMAO ! We're not that transparent are we ?

11-14-2002, 08:55 PM	#3
pentae Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Inconceivable! Posts: 899

11-14-2002, 11:21 PM	#4
kangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sydney Posts: 112	............

11-15-2002, 02:47 AM	#6
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	hahaha.