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EscortBiz · 10-10-2008, 01:25 PM

Anyone else got that with their check from that sponsor?

"everything else is just jacking off" coming jan 2009

im very curious what this is about

V_RocKs · 10-10-2008, 02:58 PM

Did not receive mine but it did make me want to jack off like jacking off was on fire sale.

Enemator · 10-10-2008, 03:01 PM

probably some USB-harnass which you can put on your cock with some sort of force feedback in it so that it feels real. Ofcourse with a nice fake skin pussy

Joesho · 10-10-2008, 06:32 PM

a true revolution, no doubt about it!

bhutocracy · 10-10-2008, 06:44 PM

sextoy/material.

bhutocracy · 10-10-2008, 06:55 PM

Thats what it sounds like.. jacking off "real touch"

Porno Dan · 10-10-2008, 07:35 PM

I have had the honor of seeing it first hand

This will revolutionize the sex toy industry

PR|Jordan · 10-10-2008, 07:39 PM

Maybe its :
FU-FME all over again (search archive.org for it)

V2.0

EscortBiz · 10-10-2008, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I have had the honor of seeing it first hand

This will revolutionize the sex toy industry

say some more

GatorB · 10-10-2008, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Joesho

a true revolution, no doubt about it!

Yeah real revolutionary, I came up with this idea about 7-8 years ago. Glad to finally see technology catch up with my mind.

FreeHugeMovies · 10-10-2008, 10:57 PM

I've also seen it in action. I'll be bushing this baby very soon to all of GFY so buckle up! hehe

Nautilus · 10-11-2008, 01:12 AM

USB jerker? Are you serious?

Enemator · 10-11-2008, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Nautilus

USB jerker? Are you serious?

Why so surprised?

The Judge · 10-11-2008, 01:25 AM

old idea, teledildonics.com, just try to imagine the customer lawsuits once this becomes popular

Nautilus · 10-11-2008, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Enemator

Why so surprised?

Dunno... Sounds pretty bizarre to me. Having hard time imagining people surfing with their penises plugged into some USB device. At least, enough of them doing so to call that "revolution".

F-U-Jimmy · 10-11-2008, 09:07 AM

Think im going to invent a device that wacks you off at the same speed the model is being fucked in the videos you are watching. Think ill also make it squirt at the same time the model does, just need to sort out how not to get the juice all over the computers ?

Zuzana Designs · 10-11-2008, 09:11 AM

Will it work for females ??

woj · 10-11-2008, 09:48 AM

Sounds like a (improved?) fleshlight clone to me...

The Judge · 10-11-2008, 09:52 AM

Its a much easier technical problem for females, basically a remote controlled vibrator, little danger of injury. For males on the other hand, if the mechanical vagina closes too hard on the penis and wont release... or a virus is spread to mess with it's software...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

Will it work for females ??

Peter Romero · 10-11-2008, 10:01 AM

Hmmmmmmm.................

Got me curious.

PersianKitty · 10-11-2008, 10:02 AM

I've seen it too. Saw the mailer with the check. Wondered when it would be coming out. January should be interesting.

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Originally Posted by The Judge

or a virus is spread to mess with it's software...

eeekk.. Doctor.. my software got a virus that made my hardware into... software..

fuzebox · 10-11-2008, 10:13 AM

I first heard about it at AVN almost a year ago... Makes me wonder what took them so long

EmporerEJ · 12-27-2008, 03:33 PM

Folks, we released this technology 8 years ago, June, 2000.
It's been on all the major networks, CNN, MTV, History Channel, G4, etc.
If duplication is the sincerest form of flattery, then I'm flattered.

www.virtualsexmachine.com

EscortBiz · 12-27-2008, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Folks, we released this technology 8 years ago, June, 2000.
It's been on all the major networks, CNN, MTV, History Channel, G4, etc.
If duplication is the sincerest form of flattery, then I'm flattered.

www.virtualsexmachine.com

wow never heard of you guys, does it sell I have traffic for stuff like this

DamageX · 12-27-2008, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Judge

For males on the other hand, if the mechanical vagina closes too hard on the penis and wont release... or a virus is spread to mess with it's software...

Wow, fuck yeah, just think of the potential! Highest grossing ransomware ever!

"Click this link to donate $50 and your cock will be released from the excruciatingly painful grip it's in!"

KAH-CHING!

FreeHugeMovies · 12-27-2008, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

Sounds like a (improved?) fleshlight clone to me...

I refer to it as a fleshlight on steroids.

leek · 12-27-2008, 04:30 PM

http://www.realtouch.com

The Fuckslug!

Porno Dan · 12-27-2008, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Folks, we released this technology 8 years ago, June, 2000.
It's been on all the major networks, CNN, MTV, History Channel, G4, etc.
If duplication is the sincerest form of flattery, then I'm flattered.

www.virtualsexmachine.com

I've seen and tried both products.....I am sorry to tell you the one AEBN has is light years ahead of yours, and the price point is way lower

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-27-2008, 05:14 PM

ADG

hypedough · 12-27-2008, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I've seen and tried both products.....I am sorry to tell you the one AEBN has is light years ahead of yours, and the price point is way lower

Holy shit try making yourself sound like an insider a little more.

leek · 12-28-2008, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by hypedough

Holy shit try making yourself sound like an insider a little more.

Not really - he's right. The price is right and the machine is very well made.

CIVMatt · 12-28-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

Will it work for females ??

Yes, allow me to come over and give you a demonstration

RobertD · 12-28-2008, 12:20 PM

Change out your Cherry2000's goods on the fly with this hot-swappable cybernetic vaginal module.

.

Nicky · 12-28-2008, 12:21 PM

That's it I'm dumping my girlfriend

maxjohan · 12-28-2008, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Judge

if the mechanical vagina closes too hard on the penis and wont release... or a virus is spread to mess with it's software...

Now that made me ROFL. What's worse getting herpes or getting a penis-choped from virus in a software.

maxjohan · 12-28-2008, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

Wow, fuck yeah, just think of the potential! Highest grossing ransomware ever!

"Click this link to donate $50 and your cock will be released from the excruciatingly painful grip it's in!"

KAH-CHING!

Fucksakes · 12-28-2008, 02:45 PM

I hate secrets

DigitalPimp · 12-28-2008, 02:47 PM

I got a Christmas card about it that made it sound like they were giving it as a gift but apparently the gift was just that they were releasing it.

JFK · 12-28-2008, 02:49 PM

tried it on my finger in LA, pretty neat apparatus

just hope Dan's dick wasnt in the same one

Fucksakes · 12-28-2008, 02:50 PM

now they need to make a paysite.. give these away for free that only work with the videos inside this site.. which can't be downloaded and you need to pay a monthly membership to.. and pay for replacements.. or live action

leek · 12-28-2008, 02:52 PM

From RealTouch blog:

Quote:

We will be showcasing RealTouch, our groundbreaking virtual sex device, at this year?s AVN Adult Entertainment Expo. Our team will be performing demonstrations of the device and everyone is welcome to come see why RealTouch is poised to change the face of adult entertainment forever. You can find us at Booth 7051 and we hope to see you there!

The 2009 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) is the one of the largest events for the adult industry worldwide. With close to 30,000 attendees and over 350 exhibiting companies, it is a comprehensive collection of exhibitors, covering virtually every segment of the adult entertainment industry. AEE runs from January 8th to the 11th.

And the very comprehensive FAQ.

Fucksakes · 12-28-2008, 03:09 PM

when do I get to promote this thing?

Robbie · 12-28-2008, 03:16 PM

We talked about this on a thread a few months ago. This is gonna be a very cool gadget. Much like a "virtual" ride it is used with vids that are encoded for it. So you can't just use it on any video.

It's gonna be a great piece of hardware to sell AND it's going to increase PPV on AEBN. I'm excited!

Nicky · 12-28-2008, 03:20 PM

Is this going to be It's own aff program or baked into AEBN proggie?

fuzebox · 12-28-2008, 04:00 PM

I saw all the new ads in the most recent AVN Online... looking forward to seeing it in action at AEE

Porno Dan · 12-28-2008, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough

Holy shit try making yourself sound like an insider a little more.

I have seen a demonstation of the reel touch at AEBN in Charlotte and used EJ's device for a TV show shot by the BBC.

I can tell you from firsthand experience the one that AEBN has is going to a sell very very well.

AmeliaG · 12-28-2008, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Folks, we released this technology 8 years ago, June, 2000.
It's been on all the major networks, CNN, MTV, History Channel, G4, etc.
If duplication is the sincerest form of flattery, then I'm flattered.

www.virtualsexmachine.com

Just a suggestion, but you might find more sponsor success if you updated the look of your site a bit and didn't hide all the info on the affiliate program, including rates, until after approval. Seems like a cool concept and it would be a shame for you not to get your slice.

d-null · 12-28-2008, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I have seen a demonstation of the reel touch at AEBN in Charlotte and used EJ's device for a TV show shot by the BBC.

I can tell you from firsthand experience the one that AEBN has is going to a sell very very well.

it does sound like a great innovation and should sell well, hopefully the monetisation it provides will stay out of the hands of the warez/tubesites

CarlosTheGaucho · 12-28-2008, 05:33 PM

I've seen it first hand in January in Vegas - this will be a hit.

Another great point is: more guys addicted to firing up their machine means less wankers in the streets.

Robbie · 12-28-2008, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

it does sound like a great innovation and should sell well, hopefully the monetisation it provides will stay out of the hands of the warez/tubesites

As it was explained to me...it will only work with vids that are encoded to run it. And those vids are gonna be streaming in pay per minute off of AEBN.

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