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Old 02-08-2009, 08:12 PM   #1
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Funny Weird News (quick humor)

I thought you could use some quick humor...


In Plant City, Fla., in December, Robert Thompson and Taurus Morris were charged with armed burglary after taking a woman's eggbeater from her at knifepoint. It was not reported why they wanted the eggbeater or why the victim had to be threatened at knifepoint to get it. [Tampa Tribune, 12-15-08]

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New York's Newsday threw the improving-self-esteem movement into confusion with a July 2002 profile of the Lane brothers (who are both in their 40s) of New York City. Winner Lane (his birth name) has a long rap sheet of petty crimes, while his younger brother, Loser Lane (also his birth name), is a decorated police detective in South Bronx. [Newsday, 7-22-02]
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Old 02-08-2009, 08:33 PM   #2
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Old 02-08-2009, 09:20 PM   #3
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lol, Winner Lane and Loser Lane...
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:08 PM   #4
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I sale cheap egg beaters
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Old 02-09-2009, 03:40 PM   #5
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She should have beat the eggs,would have been a great eggbeater
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