Men you better listen

[Phaseman]

12 WORDS WOMEN USE- MEN YOU BETTER LISTEN TO THEM!

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in something major.


4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.).


6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: This Is a woman's way of saying you wait and see my man!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking: What's wrong?
For the woman's response refer to 3.


10. I saved you some Money: You best just leave it alone and know she
has come home from shopping and has her due rewards, smile and tell her Good Job and Thank you Honey! It looks good on you!

11. Learn to say you are right sweetie: This will put out many fires and she will smile knowing you are catching on!

12. Where would you like to go honey: This will apply to restaurants, movies,
vacations and etc If you are smart, Go with her decision!


This is the flip side of the WORDS WOMEN USE


1. Fine: Depends heavily on the context. A 'fine' after asking, say, "How was work?", means "It was fucked, I'm not interested in talking about it". Fine at the end of an argument, however, has the same connotations as when a woman would use it, but it is USUALLY SHOUTED LIKE THIS because us men have trouble using an inside voice when we're angry.

2. Five minutes: What is he doing? Videogames? Five minutes is about half an hour then, or until he finds the ever elusive 'next save point'. Getting ready for sex? Five minutes is two minutes. Preparing to leave? Five minutes means five minutes, and if you're not in the car in exactly five minutes you will find yourself under a veritable barrage of honking until you rectify the fact.

3. Nothing: Is largely a synonym for 'fine', though more resolute. A 'fine' can be challenged, a 'nothing' is completely off limits, and rather than signaling that an argument is forth coming, it should tell any man-savvy woman that whatever is wrong is not up for discussion with her, her mother, or anyone she is related to. Full stop. Period.

4.Go ahead: "I'm not interested in arguing with you anymore, do whatever the hell you want. See if I care!" Often accompanied by a #1.

5.Loud sigh: Sometimes with a curse, like 'Jesus Christ' or 'Fucking hell', this is a sign of frustration, and means, basically, "I so don't understand the issue here, what is she still pissed about? My conclusive rebuttals weren't enough for her?"

6.That's okay: This is a sign of disappointment. If a dude tells you 'that's okay' after you've just admitted something, it means his respect for you has taken a free fall and he's not sure what to say that won't insult you, despite his current feelings. If a guy is saying 'that's okay' a lot, you should examine your patterns and find out why.

7.Thanks: This depends largely on the context and intonation. Like eels and shotguns, 'thanks' is a slippery beast and by no means can be explained in one dot point. So I won't.

8. Whatever: "I'm over it. I'm not interested in arguing. I still think I'm right, but you know what? You don't, and I'm beyond caring. Fuck you." That's what 'whatever' means.

9.Don't worry about it, I got it: This isn't often used by men, but when uttered it holds the same connotations as "Stop asking if I need help, I am a MAN, I am more than capable of handling this shit myself". Women often challenge this, which can result in a #4 #5 combo, or, worse, a #1 followed up by an #8.

[Juicy D. Links]

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in something major.


this one is on the money

[tony286]

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in something major.


this one is on the money

yep bingo the storm is coming lol

[Spunky]

Dually noted,all women are manipulators

[LiveDose]

I only clicked this thread to get another look at your avatar.

Carry on.

[Phaseman]

Originally Posted by LiveDose

I only clicked this thread to get another look at your avatar.

Carry on.

Fair enough

[tranza]

That is so true!! Great read!!

[spunky99]

this should be printed off and framed

[John-ACWM]

True...true.Nice read

[nAtuRaLbEautY]

lol! Im guilty.

[Tom_PM]

So.......... they're just huge liars!

[chelis]

sooo true! lol

[Yngwie]

It should printed and framed and be given to every boy on his 5th bday so he can prepare for later in life. It would be like a little boys survival kit. ;)