Any other guys feel pretty gay going to a tanning salon? - GoFuckYourself.com

wtfent · 09-20-2007, 12:39 PM

I mean when your white and need to be darker its your only option, right? It still feels really gay, i get embarrassed cause there is always a whole bunch of hot girls in those places. Just on my mind cause I'm already loosing my summer tan and I'm going to Vegas in two weeks.

09-20-2007, 12:44 PM

pay the extra $$$ and have them come to your house and spray...this way the gayness is between u and the girl spraying u

who · 09-20-2007, 12:46 PM

Homophobes are closet homosexuals.

ztik · 09-20-2007, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by who

Homophobes are closet homosexuals.

qft

8char

sonofsam · 09-20-2007, 12:57 PM

wtfent: did you make most of your money with distribution or your paysites?

also.. how many exclusive fight dvds have you released?

royaljelly2 · 09-20-2007, 12:58 PM

its not gay - i think it's high maintanence unless you are going to prep for the hot sun - example - going on vacation.

FelixFlow · 09-20-2007, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by wtfent

... there is always a whole bunch of hot girls in those places..

tanning places are GREAT spots to pick up hot chicks that like to have fun, party & fuck

how is that gay ???

Juicy D. Links · 09-20-2007, 01:05 PM

i masturbate while in the tanning bed best is when ishoot a load in the towel and whore has to cleanup up

Shok · 09-20-2007, 01:07 PM

It's not the tanning part thats gay.

It when you are getting gang banged and sucking cock that seems gay to me.

09-20-2007, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LilBro

pay the extra $$$ and have them come to your house and spray...this way the gayness is between u and the girl spraying u

Then you just end up looking like this oompa prompa in the pink suit.

Orange face!

polish_aristocrat · 09-20-2007, 01:10 PM

i just wanted to go tanning right now, heh

would be for the last time in my life, this shit can get you cancer.....

Juicy D. Links · 09-20-2007, 01:10 PM

anybody else rub em out in the bed?

FelixFlow · 09-20-2007, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

anybody else rub em out in the bed?

LOL!!! juicy you're a nut!!

here's some ideas for you to try:

- you can ask the counter girl to come into your room & help you put tanning lotion on your back

- do your tanning salons have the doors with the "louvers" so you can see outside the room?? you can always call over one of the counter girls and ask her how to change some settings or something & when she's standing in front of the door, crank one out while looking at her (youll see out, she wont see in)

make it happen & report back your results!!

Juicy D. Links · 09-20-2007, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by FelixFlow

LOL!!! juicy you're a nut!!

here's some ideas for you to try:

- you can ask the counter girl to come into your room & help you put tanning lotion on your back

- do your tanning salons have the doors with the "louvers" so you can see outside the room?? you can always call over one of the counter girls and ask her how to change some settings or something & when she's standing in front of the door, crank one out while looking at her (youll see out, she wont see in)

make it happen & report back your results!!

hehhe i bet more people do it i just admit to ti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo some of these bitches at the salons are HOT 20 year old skanks , when i go tanning i am all scrubbed out cause i lotion b4 i go and were ahat , so when i go i get hard and lying in the bed i go naked so my cock is outsite and i get horny

so i get hard and fucking unleash cum in the towel.

its like get a

tan
a handjob

at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FelixFlow · 09-20-2007, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

hehhe i bet more people do it i just admit to ti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo some of these bitches at the salons are HOT 20 year old skanks , when i go tanning i am all scrubbed out cause i lotion b4 i go and were ahat , so when i go i get hard and lying in the bed i go naked so my cock is outsite and i get horny

so i get hard and fucking unleash cum in the towel.

its like get a

tan
a handjob

at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but getting a handjob by yourself isnt a handjob, its jacking off!!

whats the point of the 20yr old hotties if you're not gonna put them to use?? might as well go to a salon at Curves, with 50yr old ladies working the desk

do the door thing and do the back thing

Scott McD · 09-20-2007, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by wtfent

i get embarrassed cause there is always a whole bunch of hot girls in those places. Just on my mind cause I'm already loosing my summer tan and I'm going to Vegas in two weeks.

Yeah i used to go quite often. Always seemed to be some hotties there. So i felt like a dick going in myself. Was easier when the gf was with me.

We're heading to Vegas in 2 weeks too !

ServerGenius · 09-20-2007, 01:30 PM

No but that's coz they ARE gay

Jim_Gunn · 09-20-2007, 01:30 PM

Tanning beds will give you skin cancer and age your skin badly after a few years of doing it. Don't go tanning! There are a few rub on lotions that work to bronze your skin. I use one a couple of times a week and it keeps my otherwise white skin look pretty tan.

fuzebox · 09-20-2007, 01:32 PM

I've always wanted to crank one off in the standup... I mean it's so warm and relaxing....

Juicy D. Links · 09-20-2007, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by FelixFlow

but getting a handjob by yourself isnt a handjob, its jacking off!!

whats the point of the 20yr old hotties if you're not gonna put them to use?? might as well go to a salon at Curves, with 50yr old ladies working the desk

do the door thing and do the back thing

pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

d-null · 02-18-2009, 06:28 PM

it's a pretty therapeutic thing to do in the middle of winter when the sun is not so bright

baddog · 02-18-2009, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null

it's a pretty therapeutic thing to do in the middle of winter when the sun is not so bright

I have to get sprayed before Hawaii or I will blind everyone.

tranza · 02-19-2009, 07:31 AM

Maybe the girls don't care about that...so you shouldn't either

John-ACWM · 02-19-2009, 08:06 AM

Not gay at all

HorseShit · 02-19-2009, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by evildick

Then you just end up looking like this oompa prompa in the pink suit.

Orange face!

dav3 · 02-19-2009, 09:04 AM

Real men wrok the cold cathode tan lines.

JamesK · 02-19-2009, 09:14 AM

it feels gay indeed

I don't do it a lot though, maybe once or twice a year

09-20-2007, 12:39 PM	#1
wtfent Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, Cali. baby!!! Posts: 3,790	Any other guys feel pretty gay going to a tanning salon? I mean when your white and need to be darker its your only option, right? It still feels really gay, i get embarrassed cause there is always a whole bunch of hot girls in those places. Just on my mind cause I'm already loosing my summer tan and I'm going to Vegas in two weeks.

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09-20-2007, 12:44 PM	#2
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Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	It's not the tanning part thats gay. It when you are getting gang banged and sucking cock that seems gay to me.

09-20-2007, 01:30 PM	#18
Jim_Gunn Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Where The Teens Are Posts: 5,702	Tanning beds will give you skin cancer and age your skin badly after a few years of doing it. Don't go tanning! There are a few rub on lotions that work to bronze your skin. I use one a couple of times a week and it keeps my otherwise white skin look pretty tan.

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