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vod · 02-13-2009, 12:03 PM

Pick-Up Lines for GUYS and GALS

Can I buy you a drink?

Do you know what looks good on you? Me.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

Be a flirt! Make the first move.

this one is my personal favorite...

Hello, Do you like Apples? ( get a answer yes or no ) OK how about me and you go back to my place and I bend you over my coach and fuck you up the ass all night long, how do you like those apples....

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-13-2009, 12:05 PM

my favorite has always been "awww, you're so cute i bet you shit little pink cupcakes"

obviously it needs the right lead up, but it usually cracks a smile for being a terribly corny pickup line...

tranza · 02-13-2009, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

my favorite has always been "awww, you're so cute i bet you shit little pink cupcakes"

obviously it needs the right lead up, but it usually cracks a smile for being a terribly corny pickup line...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, I LOL'D

SexualDragon · 02-13-2009, 12:42 PM

my favorite is: I love every bone in your body, especially mine

JA$ON · 02-13-2009, 12:48 PM

You know, you remind me of a socket wrench

woman: huh?

every time I look at you my nuts tighten

Reak AGV · 02-13-2009, 12:49 PM

I just refer to the 500 baht note in my pocket, and go from there.

JA$ON · 02-13-2009, 12:50 PM

to offset the crude one above...I give you this.....

Walk up to a woman sitting at a bar and turn the back of her colar up to expose the tag on her shirt. She'll whip around a little pissed off. Then just reply....

"Im sorry to bother you, but I just HAD to see if you were made in heaven"

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-13-2009, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reak AGV

I just refer to the 500 baht note in my pocket, and go from there.

I just refer to the dictionary to figure out wtf fuck a baht is, and goto xe.com from there...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-13-2009, 12:53 PM

Quote:

500.00 THB = 14.2346 USD

That's it, I'm moving to fucking thailand...

vod · 02-13-2009, 01:24 PM

Should I call in the morning or just nudge you?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?

RamsesPickUp · 02-13-2009, 02:25 PM

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

Way3 · 02-13-2009, 04:51 PM

What's your sign?

Ethersync · 02-13-2009, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

That's it, I'm moving to fucking thailand...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-13-2009, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync

Hey, if I can roll into a club with $15 in my pocket feeling all rich gangsta, ready to party, and unquestionably confident that I am walking out with pussy. Count me in...

I'M IN THIS BITCH!
GOT A 500 BAHT BILL Y'ALL
'BOUT TO SPEND THIS BITCH!

kane · 02-13-2009, 05:07 PM

Here are a few I can remember.

"Are you in the Army?" (she says no) "Because your ass is the bomb."

"You have nice shoes...they would look better up over my shoulders."

"That is a nice outfit...I wonder how it would look crumpled up on my floor."

avalanche · 02-13-2009, 05:35 PM

"Ever had your belly button licked from the inside????"

Ethersync · 02-13-2009, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Hey, if I can roll into a club with $15 in my pocket feeling all rich gangsta, ready to party, and unquestionably confident that I am walking out with pussy. Count me in...

I'M IN THIS BITCH!
GOT A 500 BAHT BILL Y'ALL
'BOUT TO SPEND THIS BITCH!

Do it and post stories here about your exploits

hankphone · 02-13-2009, 05:42 PM

Didn't we go to different high schools together?

1BB · 02-13-2009, 05:47 PM

Cool!!! i use this night with my new neighbor :P

vod · 02-18-2009, 03:59 PM

Do you know what would look good on you? ME ;- )

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by agian ?

can my friend buy you a drink

Meeper · 02-18-2009, 04:21 PM

This one gets em every time.

"Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you really know how to raise some cock."

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Phaseman · 02-18-2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reak AGV

I just refer to the 500 baht note in my pocket, and go from there.

Works for me and for 1000Baht she'll bring her friend

NickB. · 02-18-2009, 07:35 PM

walk up to a girl look down to your penis throw your hands up and tell her:

Welll......??????? - This Dick Aint sucking itself!??!?!?! NO WOULD IT?

--------> OR!!!!

Excuse me gorgeous can I ask you a question Dear? ---- dont wait for answer ------ Do you know sucking dick is good for your Teeth????!!!!! ------ BECAUSE IF YOU DONT SUCK MY DICK RIGHT NOW ILL PUNCH ALL YOUR DAMN TEETH OUR OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BITCH

NickB. · 02-18-2009, 07:36 PM

where are you from? - Do you have some dutch in you? ------ no? You want some dutch in you? hahahhhaha

NickB. · 02-18-2009, 07:52 PM

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

halfpint · 02-18-2009, 07:55 PM

"Dont look at me with those come to bed eyes" always works a treat

GetSCORECash · 02-18-2009, 07:59 PM

I'm learning alot from this thread...

Spunky · 02-18-2009, 08:14 PM

I gotta remember some of these

WarChild · 02-18-2009, 08:18 PM

"No your drink is supposed to taste like that.".

Works every time.

KRosh · 02-18-2009, 11:01 PM

* My, those have go to be the whitest teeth I have ever hoped to Cum across.

EscortBiz · 02-18-2009, 11:02 PM

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Bird · 02-18-2009, 11:06 PM

Are you on myspace?

02-18-2009, 11:07 PM

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

^ Winner right there.

gimo33 · 02-18-2009, 11:09 PM

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Lewis_T · 02-18-2009, 11:30 PM

Nice legs, when do they open?

donkevlar · 02-18-2009, 11:43 PM

My dick just died... mind if I bury it in your ass?

vod · 02-20-2009, 03:48 PM

best pick up line always works...

how much $$ do you need ?

PornMD · 02-20-2009, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vod

this one is my personal favorite...

Hello, Do you like Apples? ( get a answer yes or no ) OK how about me and you go back to my place and I bend you over my coach and fuck you up the ass all night long, how do you like those apples....

"Come again?"

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